Will no one think of the catboys?

I hear a great deal about how unfair it is that Viera are female only (for now) and how Hrothgar are male only (for now) and how Dancer is dps (which is what people wanted as far back as Stormbloods very first trailer, an "unknown female" using a blade fighting with a monk after doing a martial arts themed dance had people endlessly hyped)

What no one seems to be considering is the really important thing about Hrothgar coming to Eorzea.. the way Miqo'te tribes work, especially the Seekers of the Sun..

This is going to lead to the absolute devastation of the need for catboys among the various Miqo'te tribes, it's the uprooting of generations of tradition and tribal values

Hrothgar are literally those guys that your seeker-tribal-harem told you not to worry about, who then proceeded to flex once and caused the aforementioned seeker-harem to faint in unison

This will cause a catboy apocalypse
#catboylivesmatter

I'm not adopting another one of you....

And that's only /one/ part of the horror about to be unleashed upon our lands, that's not even the worst part for the lalafel and Roe populations

As we all know by now Roes require no less than two lalafels a day to sustain themselves

With the emerging lionboy threat there will now be a massive food shortage that will cause at least half of the overall Roe population to die of starvation and the poor lalafels will likely go all but extinct..

https://i.imgur.com/6gbn4fd.png

… I think they'll be well taken care of.

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Originally Posted by Lacan

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… I think they'll be well taken care of.

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Oh.... ooooh... oh dear...

save the cat bois

it's time for the catboys to become catmen

I literally never think about catboys. They're a blight.

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Originally Posted by Lacan

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… I think they'll be well taken care of.

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Hrothgar? I haven't really looked at these yet. I think I'll save my free fantasia potion until they're available.

They'll be fine, they just need to adapt to the incoming addition to the overall foodchain. Like they did in the trailer.

Edit: I wonder how certain Nest members are going to take this news?

As someone with a catboy main character, I look forward to the hot catboy-x-hrothgar fanart.

Since apparently the Hroth have a lot of customizing, my daddylander character who hasn't gotten retainers yet will find himself with a lionthot harem.

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Originally Posted by Lacan

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… I think they'll be well taken care of.

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Personally, I welcome my Hrothgar Overlords.

Let's all welcome our new Hrothgar masters~

Seems more like a sun miqo problem.
Moon miqo's shouldn't settle in their tribe aniway, it's a foolish move and a disgrace.
Just hit it and leave lmao.

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Originally Posted by Ripeclaw

Let's all welcome our new Hrothgar masters~

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No, no, NO. This thread has become degeneracy central.