Mentors Please Stop Breaking Our Servers

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10-26-2018, 11:56 AM
Dualgunner

Mentors Please Stop Breaking Our Servers

I'll stop making anti-mentor propaganda please just let me play the game
10-26-2018, 11:58 AM
Vahlnir

https://media.giphy.com/media/agwRgmVDJceZO/giphy.gif
10-26-2018, 11:58 AM
Berteaux_Braumegain

I heard the servers will come up faster if we ask Yoshi-P to raise the drop rate of Wind-Up Calofisteri.
10-26-2018, 12:36 PM
DeaconMoore

Quote:

Originally Posted by Berteaux_Braumegain

I heard the servers will come up faster if we ask Yoshi-P to raise the drop rate of Wind-Up Calofisteri.

what's his contact info?
10-26-2018, 12:58 PM
JohnSpawnVFX

Nah, everyone knows this is all the elitist raiders fault.

/s
10-26-2018, 01:24 PM
KDSilver

I thought it was because of that one WHM healing everyone individually with Cure II and overgenerating lilies.
10-26-2018, 01:27 PM
Dirwen

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnSpawnVFX

Nah, everyone knows this is all the elitist raiders fault.

/s

Hey you never know...

Some raider kicked a guy from a raid due to poor dps score and he got mad. Everyone thinks they are safe behind that keyboard being anonymous.
10-26-2018, 02:11 PM
Duskane

Hamsters broke there Dark Arts treadmils
10-26-2018, 02:37 PM
AppleJinx

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...14720512_n.png
10-26-2018, 02:53 PM
Enla

Nah it wasn't the mentors. Someone simply decided to fish in Western La Noscea again. The fishers have brought ruin upon us once again.
10-26-2018, 03:06 PM
Rymm

Wait, I thought the blame this time was supposed to go to healers-who-don't-dps?
*shuffles through cards*
Dang, I must have gotten them out of order or something.
10-26-2018, 04:52 PM
micropanther7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dualgunner

I'll stop making anti-mentor propaganda please just let me play the game

lol and people wonder why people think us lalas are evil XD
https://i.imgur.com/qCC1rtC.gif
10-26-2018, 05:10 PM
KageTokage

I blame the gil farmers.

Having all those hundreds of bots spamming log-in requests whenever they get DC'd can't help the issue any.
10-26-2018, 05:20 PM
Vahlnir

Quote:

Originally Posted by KageTokage

I blame the gil farmers.

Having all those hundreds of bots spamming log-in requests whenever they get DC'd can't help the issue any.

There's a fair chance that they themselves are being used as fuel for the fire but they don't know it.
10-26-2018, 05:40 PM
Soraki-Muppe

What are you all on about? We all know that the only fix is to zoom out so you can see the entire server.
10-26-2018, 05:49 PM
Jib

There is a rumor around that a Mentor went fishing in W las Noscea, then decided to continue with MSQ, went to Raubahn and then Pipin. This specific trail of events just caused a complete total meltdown in all servers...

It’s just a rumor though...
10-26-2018, 06:17 PM
Colino

Quote:

Originally Posted by Berteaux_Braumegain

I heard the servers will come up faster if we ask Yoshi-P to raise the drop rate of Wind-Up Calofisteri.

Dude I've been asking for years! 150+ runs and counting... >___>
10-26-2018, 06:17 PM
Iscah

I get the rest of the thread, but what's with "fishing in western La Noscea"? Two people have mentioned it now. What happened?
10-26-2018, 06:24 PM
HyoMinPark

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iscah

I get the rest of the thread, but what's with "fishing in western La Noscea"? Two people have mentioned it now. What happened?

There was an incident once where the servers literally crashed because someone was fishing out in Outer La Noscea.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotfixes, January 19, 2017

-An issue wherein fishing in Outer La Noscea could cause the server to crash.

*As a temporary measure against this issue, we have made fishing temporarily unavailable at North Bronze Lake in Outer La Noscea. The issue will be addressed sometime next week. In the meantime, the same fish can also be obtained at North Bronze Lake in Upper La Noscea, so we ask that fishing be performed there instead until the issue has been fixed.

Source: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodes...58558c5c79e374
10-26-2018, 07:03 PM
SenorPatty

I heard it was the ghost of Raubhan's Arm past that's doing this.
10-26-2018, 07:11 PM
KageTokage

Wasn't there also a server-crashing glitch that could occur simply as a result of trying to leave a message with a certain character in a guestbook?
10-26-2018, 07:20 PM
TabrisOmbrelame

Some mentor doesn't deserve that crown... It's as simple as that. Mentor are supposed to help newbie player by teaching, at least, the basics to them.

Today we see : "You shitty heal/tank! Do more Dps, Moron!"
10-26-2018, 07:23 PM
HyoMinPark

Quote:

Originally Posted by KageTokage

Wasn't there also a server-crashing glitch that could occur simply as a result of trying to leave a message with a certain character in a guestbook?

https://i.redd.it/ij4jxigg6nz01.png

/10char
10-26-2018, 07:52 PM
HyoMinPark

Quote:

Originally Posted by TabrisOmbrelame

Some mentor doesn't deserve that crown... It's as simple as that. Mentor are supposed to help newbie player by teaching, at least, the basics to them.

Today we see : "You shitty heal/tank! Do more Dps, Moron!"

Ah... well. While this is true, this particular thread is satirical...
So... uhm. Yeah. ^^;;;
10-26-2018, 07:53 PM
Lastelli

Quote:

Originally Posted by TabrisOmbrelame

Some mentor doesn't deserve that crown... It's as simple as that. Mentor are supposed to help newbie player by teaching, at least, the basics to them.

Today we see : "You shitty heal/tank! Do more Dps, Moron!"

Honestly, at this point the crown has become a meme. In my experience, there's a 99% probability that a player with the crown is actually awful. I guess very good players just let their fflogs page speak for them. They should just add another requirement: players can't wear a crown until they've cleared the latest available savage raid.
10-26-2018, 08:01 PM
Alrin

Quote:

Originally Posted by TabrisOmbrelame

Some mentor doesn't deserve that crown... It's as simple as that. Mentor are supposed to help newbie player by teaching, at least, the basics to them.

Today we see : "You shitty heal/tank! Do more Dps, Moron!"

https://www.lovequotesmessages.com/w...used_meme1.jpg

There must be some way out of here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
10-26-2018, 08:15 PM
DevonEllwood

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyoMinPark

There was an incident once where the servers literally crashed because someone was fishing out in Outer La Noscea.

Source: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodes...58558c5c79e374

I wish I could have been there for when fisher was the strongest class in the game and had to be nerfed.
10-26-2018, 11:17 PM
Stormfur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Berteaux_Braumegain

I heard the servers will come up faster if we ask Yoshi-P to raise the drop rate of Wind-Up Calofisteri.

That's a funny way to spell Copycat Cassie's Earring.
10-26-2018, 11:25 PM
Duskane

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormfur

That's a funny way to spell Copycat Cassie's Earring.

don't remind me
10-26-2018, 11:25 PM
Bourne_Endeavor

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyoMinPark

https://i.redd.it/ij4jxigg6nz01.png

If we needed anymore proof these servers are constructed out of scotch tape, tinfoil and a lot of prayer.

Anyone who gets that reference. I love you.
10-27-2018, 12:15 AM
LineageRazor

I was in a party, and I got in an argument with a mentor, and they DDoS'd the data center out of spite!

Oh, wait - I WAS THAT MENTOR.

Dun dun duuuuun!!! (Watta tweeest!)