Bad Final Fantasy Joke Thread!

What did the Red Mage's opponent say after their duel?

It's just a Fleche wound.

A dragoon walks into a bar; everyone else dodges.

Why don't lalafells make good culinarians? The steaks are too high.

Why do famous people get Summoners to write books about them?

Because they write the best BIO-graphies.

A Tank asks this of his/her party:
What's White Black and Red All Over?

This Party (mages).

Lord of Verminion.

Diadem and Eureka.

Why did the AST suck at art?

He could only draw Boles.

Any Black Mage pick-up line including "I've got the magic stick".

Also with how much she talks about them, I wonder if Zhloe Alliapoh's dream is to live in a pineapple under the sea.

Raid loot.

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Originally Posted by NewAgeDoom

Why do famous people get Summoners to write books about them?

Because they write the best BIO-graphies.

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basically summoner.. speaking of...
What did the nutritionist tell the summoner?

You have to start watching your carbs

I heard your Chocobo likes hip-hop, so I bought him some Talib Kweh-Li...

https://media.giphy.com/media/pzarRhPZKvjOg/giphy.gif

Why wasn't the WAR pleased with his partner?

He couldn't find his Inner Release *lenny face*

My DRG life.

What's a Paladin's favorite breakfast Cereal?

Shield Oats.

Summoners, Scholars, and Arcanists are unrivaled in debate. They'll literally throw the book at you.

I've met many Black Mages, but this one in particular has quite a Flare for the job.

Ishgardian, after sneezing: "Oh dear, I must be coming down with something..."
Ser Charibert: "SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED!!"
Ishgardian: "Holy Halone!!"

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Originally Posted by ChaoticCrimson

Ishgardian, after sneezing: "Oh dear, I must be coming down with something..."
Ser Charibert: "SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED!!"
Ishgardian: "Holy Halone!!"

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THIS WILL BE A MERCY!

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Originally Posted by Ruru_Nayu

Eureka.

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Aw, I wanted to tell that joke. D;

I would tell a joke but I know Ilberd would think it's Sloppy.

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Originally Posted by Sylvina

I would tell a joke but I know Ilberd would think it's Sloppy.

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To be fair, his charm is quite......*sunglasses* Disarming.

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Originally Posted by NewAgeDoom

To be fair, his charm is quite......*sunglasses* Disarming.

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Well, he certainly had the Eyes to make an impression on those who followed him...

Why do Dark Knights always have excellent shoes?

They use Sole Survivor.

I love this thread. I'm not good at puns or jokes, so I'll leave that to you guys. Just wanted to say you're all awesome. :'|

If a Black Mage gets chased by the cops, which one yells Freeze?