Trolling as a healer

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05-08-2018, 09:28 PM
Abrar

Trolling as a healer

How to troll as a healer??

To be honest, I love to disturb other players by using Rescue especially in 24 people raid. Only during the last Boss's HP is already low.. during the last 3 seconds when we are killing the boss, then I randomly use Rescue on other player to drag him/her to my position away from the boss.. especially the tank or melee DPS... just for fun.. ;) ;)

please don't report me..
05-08-2018, 10:02 PM
ManuelBravo

How sad a cry for attention -.-;
05-08-2018, 11:16 PM
dejiko_san

The only trolling I do is "accidentally" let party members die if they start on "I hate Lalafells" or "the only good Lalafell is a dead one" spiels.
05-09-2018, 12:10 AM
CainCrimson

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abrar

How to troll as a healer??

To be honest, I love to disturb other players by using Rescue especially in 24 people raid. Only during the last Boss's HP is already low.. during the last 3 seconds when we are killing the boss, then I randomly use Rescue on other player to drag him/her to my position away from the boss.. especially the tank or melee DPS... just for fun.. ;) ;)

please don't report me..

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05-09-2018, 12:52 AM
Seraphor

I sometimes let the tank shit bricks as I wait until the very last opportunity to hit essential dignity.
Apart from that, no.

I've often been trolled in labyrinth though, when running to the safe zone outside of the shield, I've been rescued BACK into the kill zone at the last second.
05-09-2018, 01:14 AM
NewAgeDoom

Quote:

Originally Posted by dejiko_san

The only trolling I do is "accidentally" let party members die if they start on "I hate Lalafells" or "the only good Lalafell is a dead one" spiels.

I mean...they're not wrong.

Disclaimer: Lala's are cool don't murder me plz.
05-09-2018, 02:03 AM
Pastahnak

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Originally Posted by NewAgeDoom

I mean...they're not wrong.

Disclaimer: Lala's are cool don't murder me plz.

It's too late, goodbye
05-09-2018, 02:05 AM
NewAgeDoom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastahnak

It's too late, goodbye

You're right. The secret lala assassins are after me.
05-09-2018, 02:07 AM
MicahZerrshia

Quote:

Originally Posted by dejiko_san

The only trolling I do is "accidentally" let party members die if they start on "I hate Lalafells" or "the only good Lalafell is a dead one" spiels.

I'm doomed. DOOOOOOMED
05-09-2018, 08:12 AM
Enla

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Originally Posted by NewAgeDoom

You're right. The secret lala assassins are after me.

Just punt them like a football if they attempt to stab your ankles, they're the perfect size!

... Don't kill me either. I too love and adore our potato overlords.
05-09-2018, 10:05 AM
NobleWinter

I wish Rescue worked in reverse outside of combat so you could drag yourself to another player in your party and catch up with tanks that leave you in the dust.
05-09-2018, 10:34 AM
DevonEllwood

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Originally Posted by NobleWinter

I wish Rescue worked in reverse outside of combat so you could drag yourself to another player in your party and catch up with tanks that leave you in the dust.

You said rescue in reverse and the first thing I thought of was healers shoving people off platforms fluid aura/pvp style
05-09-2018, 09:58 PM
Avatre

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Originally Posted by DevonEllwood

You said rescue in reverse and the first thing I thought of was healers shoving people off platforms fluid aura/pvp style

Would pay an increased sub for them to develop that.
05-09-2018, 11:25 PM
IsbellDL

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobleWinter

I wish Rescue worked in reverse outside of combat so you could drag yourself to another player in your party and catch up with tanks that leave you in the dust.

That's exactly what Aetherial Manipulation does. Too bad BLM has zero healing ability.
05-10-2018, 12:33 AM
NewAgeDoom

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Originally Posted by IsbellDL

That's exactly what Aetherial Manipulation does. Too bad BLM has zero healing ability.

Do for them what Arcanist got. Let them split into a healer class or a dps class. Thaumaturge in ancient times was described as a worker of miracles.
05-10-2018, 06:04 AM
Wintersandman

As a tank I would provoke the mob then hit fast blade, fast blade in retaliation. Who needs a combo when the healer wants to tank :). Trolling goes both ways. But the best healer trolling is in PotD. Rescuing people into traps when Sight is on.
09-21-2018, 02:39 AM
miraidensetsu

Just don't heal. And when your partners complain about it, you say "but mai parses!" or "you don't pay my sub".

Good ban! o/
09-21-2018, 02:42 AM
miraidensetsu

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewAgeDoom

I mean...they're not wrong.

Disclaimer: Lala's are cool don't murder me plz.

Too late. Sorry.
09-21-2018, 02:43 AM
miraidensetsu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enla

Just punt them like a football if they attempt to stab your ankles, they're the perfect size!

... Don't kill me either. I too love and adore our potato overlords.

Too late for you too...
09-27-2018, 12:56 AM
Nabian

Tanks can troll with Shirk :D

Know that a tank buster is coming up soon. Shirk the healer and watch them get squished!
10-04-2018, 12:11 PM
Magnedeus

Annnnd blacklisted.
10-04-2018, 01:25 PM
Duskane

Play Ast
Give everyone but bard or monk spear
Give machinist arrow
Place bole on any dps
Give spire to healers
Ewer to Drk or BLM
Go noct if a Scholar is in group
10-04-2018, 11:18 PM
Mirch

it is soooo easy to troll as healer.

1) go in the feast
2) run in circles
3) every now and then throw a healing spell to a random party member
4) use "Nice Job" quick chat if someone of your team dies
5.A) if your party is winning, stay by your foes, you have to /comfort them
5.B) if your party is losing, spam "Fall Back!" quick chat, because you need to reorganize your strategy

if you prefer pve, simply point finger and blame others: "man you were literally on the center of the aoe", "boy, really? I could have dodge that AoE with 999 ping and eyes closed", "Wow tank, use CD when tank burst, for CD i mean use all of em" or "wow tank you died with all those CDs up? wow, guys kick this dude"
10-04-2018, 11:46 PM
CryBloodwing

I have only "trolled" once, and that was because a DPS pulled the boss...while the tank was telling the new players advice on the boss. I just let him die and danced.
10-05-2018, 07:21 AM
Wice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duskane

Play Ast
Give everyone but bard or monk spear
Give machinist arrow
Place bole on any dps
Give spire to healers
Ewer to Drk or BLM
Go noct if a Scholar is in group

For raw trolling as an AST, I'd amend the first rule here. What I'd advise is make sure your party has a Bard and a Dragoon. Then constantly play spear on the Dragoon and refuse to put it on the Bard. When party asks why you're doing this, explain that it's obvious that the spear goes on the guy who wields a spear and that nothing else makes sense. For consistency always play Arrow on the Bard.
10-05-2018, 10:31 AM
Heliantheae

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Originally Posted by Duskane

Play Ast

Go noct if a Scholar is in group

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10-08-2018, 10:01 AM
van_arn

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Originally Posted by Magnedeus

Annnnd blacklisted.

spotted the boring one

A true healer loves chaos.

A masterful healer causes it.
10-08-2018, 11:20 AM
Connor

Doing 0 DPS would be the ultimate healer troll from what I’ve seen posted. Make sure to cast Physick / Cure / Benefic instead of oGCD heals, but beware that you may inadvertently murder your party members by causing them to have an aneurysm
10-08-2018, 12:16 PM
Ramesses

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Originally Posted by Heliantheae

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I couldn't have said it any clearer. Troll me as a healer and that is exactly what will happen.
10-10-2018, 03:20 AM
Sunspawn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramesses

I couldn't have said it any clearer. Troll me as a healer and that is exactly what will happen.

Ooof, edgy.

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