When will we rise!? When will we conquer the Tall Ones? I have issued the dire threat of ankle biting in chat and the Tall Ones LAUGHED! We are no longer feared! We must rise, my brothers and sisters! We must take back the game and show the Tall Ones who really run things! I feel like the Giant Lala's will probably join our cause! Long have they been lol'ed as FemRoe or ManRoe. We can do this! We can rule all! We just must come together and fight back against the Tall Tyranny!
Lala's, when will it be?!
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03-27-2018, 04:53 PMAlisiLala's, when will it be?!
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03-27-2018, 04:55 PMTexa
Probably around the time that you can conquer one of these
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03-27-2018, 04:58 PMUnscene
Some of my best friends are tall. :(
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03-27-2018, 04:58 PMSekkei
I laughed at that image harder than I should have. Oh my XD
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03-27-2018, 05:04 PMSkeltal-Bons
Alright, I'm up for a game of football
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03-27-2018, 05:10 PMAlisiWe can lightly bite the good Tall Ones. But the roudy ones who think they control things! Those have got to be bitten slightly harder!Quote:
Originally Posted by Unscene
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03-27-2018, 05:15 PMSkeltal-BonsBe careful not to bite too hard, else you'll chip your teethQuote:
Originally Posted by Alisi
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03-27-2018, 05:26 PMCosmicKirbyhttp://en.ff14housing.com/images/pic...471d4_img2.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Texa
Or alternatively, Lalafell can jump like, actually 4 full feet upwards without even bending their knees. -
03-27-2018, 05:33 PMMsQiFire, Axe, Kick it down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Texa
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03-27-2018, 05:34 PMAlisiWe would never bite the ankle of a giant Lala. Q.QQuote:
Originally Posted by Skeltal-Bons
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03-27-2018, 05:50 PMSquigley
The uprising is scheduled for next weeks Tuesday, but please don't tell anyone.
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03-27-2018, 05:59 PMDestati
This is so precious. Come here, I wish to pick all of you up and hug you.
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03-27-2018, 06:00 PMAlisiWe must make an example out of this Tall One.Quote:
Originally Posted by Destati
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03-27-2018, 06:06 PMMsQiAlso must not be a parent. Those can barely hold children, much less an adult, no matter how short.Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQi
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03-27-2018, 06:31 PMCorueI came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Texa
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03-27-2018, 06:35 PMUnsceneBefore or after maintenance?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squigley
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03-27-2018, 07:14 PMAlisiNever fear. You are surrounded by your brethren. We shall make this one pay greatly for the insult. Or perhaps we'll let her think we cannot simply jump 50 feet straight up in the air. It might not do to let them in on certain Lalahaviors.Quote:
Originally Posted by Corue
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03-27-2018, 07:49 PMIscahAm I misreading? I would have thought the race to be described as "giant Lalas" would be Elezen...Quote:
Originally Posted by Alisi
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03-27-2018, 08:39 PMAlisiThose Tall Ones? Never! Ever have the looked down upon us from their great heights. Roegadyn have long been known as the Lala's who grew a little too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iscah
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03-27-2018, 10:23 PMErryKYou were never feared.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alisi
Don't tarnish Roegadyn by calling them "Giant Lalas"... ew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alisi
Will someone come to the forums and pick up their misguided, delusional child? Thanks. -
03-27-2018, 10:32 PMSquigleyPure anarchy will commence after maintenance. It's more convenient that way + I have to work long hours at the office before I'm allowed to riot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unscene
Please look forward to it! -
03-27-2018, 10:40 PMAlisiTarnish? TARNISH? It's the greatest of honors to be compared to the great Lala's! You, sir, are the delusional one!Quote:
Originally Posted by ErryK
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03-27-2018, 10:43 PMsilverlunarfoxFor realsies. I've been a FemRoe more than once and we are revered as goddesses. I can't speak for the males.Quote:
Originally Posted by ErryK
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03-27-2018, 10:45 PMErryKSure, whatever, hun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alisi
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03-27-2018, 10:49 PMAlisiLOL! That's an awesome pic. Imma have to save it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ErryK
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03-28-2018, 12:05 AMSkeltal-BonsI recently fantasia'ed from femroe, and I've already got a spare fantasia ready for when I wish to change back.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverlunarfox
inb4 lalafellian cultist tells me to use fantasia to become mini-calcabrina -
03-28-2018, 12:12 AMMahrze{/pet} you kids say the cutest thingsQuote:
Originally Posted by Alisi
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03-28-2018, 12:56 AMAlestorm
I remember when the Lala's got rowdy during Heavensward, we just put them to nap time and just like that: uprising thwarted.
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03-28-2018, 01:07 AMJijifliJokes on you, I can jump over Roe's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Texa
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03-28-2018, 02:07 AMIscahBut... but what happened to their pointy ears? Why did they turn green? Did they go mouldy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alisi
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03-28-2018, 12:57 PMAlisiI would never suggest a cultured player to play a lala is that is not your choice. Your culture, after all, would be all wrong for the master race. T^T We don't wish to turn all Lala. We just wish it be known that we are the natural rulers of all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skeltal-Bons
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03-28-2018, 01:14 PMNightroad
Elezen are the true master race, you are all delusional boot-lickers.
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03-28-2018, 03:30 PM89eru