why you lie Sqaure!? (Miqo butts)

so umm what? My kitty and no kitty i have ever seen in Eorzea has a butt that round
what kind of lies are these!!!
http://i67.tinypic.com/2mg4ms8.png
EDIT: just going to say this is a panel from a manga published by SE for their jp players, I saw this and thought oh thats funny lets make a funny sarcastic thread.... but XD some people get triggered easily so i added this tidbit at the bottom

I'm seeing so much about butts specifically for Miqo'tes that I'm almost hoping we(Miqo'tes) never get them.

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Originally Posted by Magic-Mal

I Hate jokes and hope noone ever gets things in FF14 that they want!

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Originally Posted by Magic-Mal

I don't care much for catgirl fanboys because I see too many of them.

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Originally Posted by stanrir

Too bad we want more big pussy cats!

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Originally Posted by Joe777

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I admit I am a super big Catgirl fanboy and only started playing ff14 ARR for miqos! XD
buuut no i dont want big kitties i want well proportioned kitties, I mean its fine when I'm in armor but as soon as I put on a swim suit or go in my undies it just looks odd you know?

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Originally Posted by stanrir

I admit I am a super big Catgirl fanboy and only started playing ff14 ARR for miqos! XD
buuut no i dont want big kitties i want well proportioned kitties, I mean its fine when I'm in armor but as soon as I put on a swim suit or go in my undies it just looks odd you know?

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Sorry, I hid the joke in my post to avoid being too vulgar.

Priorities

/10char

I find this thread, and ones like it quite troubling... To the point of almost scary.

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Originally Posted by JCharms

I find this thread, and ones like it quite troubling... To the point of almost scary.

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- Agreed - 3 years of bantering about this - Yoshi isn't going to do anything about it because it's such a non factor in the grand scheme of things. There are more important things that need to happen then doubling the size of a character's rear =\

I guess you missed this signature image that's been around a while, OP:

http://i1.2pcdn.com/node14/image/art...n741gwz3df.jpg

The thing about that picture is all they did was change the posture. The actual "size" is still the same, or very close.

Yup, and it also looks like the 1.0 image is graphics bumped up to the max and turned down in the 2.0 image. My 2.0 game doesn't look anywhere near as dull and grainy as that.

May I have that manga Miqo'te outfit, please? We don't have many bare shoulder top outfita and would love to run around in that one! Those sleeves look so lovely~! *U*

...Oh, yeah. About the butts! This better be a sign/prelude to the inclusion of a butt slider, SE! X'D

I mean, it's not just catgirl fanboys who want this. My catboy's backside could use some love, too...

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Originally Posted by Mhaeric

I guess you missed this signature image that's been around a while, OP:

http://i1.2pcdn.com/node14/image/art...n741gwz3df.jpg

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that image isn't accurate the poses are not the same. females lost 1/2 an inch in butt.

also, shocked this isn't a zepla post she all about dem butts.

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Originally Posted by Lukha

I mean, it's not just catgirl fanboys who want this. My catboy's backside could use some love, too...

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Yup I have no complaints about that and voted you up........
Speaking of "enhanced" official art depictions, Moonfire Faire poster lady miqo was rather brick house too actually hehe.
but...
but.../em runs to bump the "package slider" thread...."It's Srs bidness folks, its not just flat backsides that need some help!"

The devs openly admitted they gave everyone the hyurbutt and everyone knows hyur ain't got no butt

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Originally Posted by NolLacnala

The devs openly admitted they gave everyone the hyurbutt and everyone knows hyur ain't got no butt

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big butts are simply in fashion, i recall the 1980s were the flat butt was the in thing. XD

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Originally Posted by stanrir

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Don't overdose on the salt.

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Originally Posted by ErryK

Don't overdose on the salt.

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oh i wont XD, a friend showed me this and i thought it was funny so i thought i would share it on the forums thinking people would get a few laughs, but then a lot of people like you got triggered, but that's funny too so it all works out

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Originally Posted by stanrir

oh i wont XD, a friend showed me this and i thought it was funny so i thought i would share it on the forums thinking people would get a few laughs, but then a lot of people like you got triggered, but that's funny too so it all works out

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I think it's less people getting "triggered" (which is a stupid thing anyway, who came up with this?) and more people just being sick of "bring back the butts" threads.

^ This meme has been beaten to death for the past 4 years and I'm starting to feel bad for the poor meme.

Bubblebutt is love, Bubblebutt is life.

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Originally Posted by Valkyrie_Lenneth

I think it's less people getting "triggered" (which is a stupid thing anyway, who came up with this?) and more people just being sick of "bring back the butts" threads.

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Exactly. Threads about man butts would be refreshing

What difference at this point does it make!

Weeb thread alert.

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Originally Posted by Magic-Mal

Exactly. Threads about man butts would be refreshing

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Ask and you shall receive.
https://i.imgur.com/UUGqpK6.png?1
You're welcome!

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Originally Posted by Mhaeric

Ask and you shall receive.
https://i.imgur.com/UUGqpK6.png?1
You're welcome!

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Weak.. .

We must take a moment to mourn that which we lost in the Calamity. The damage Bahamut did to miqo-rump will never be healed... XD

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Originally Posted by Mhaeric

Ask and you shall receive.
https://i.imgur.com/UUGqpK6.png?1
You're welcome!

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Don't look!

Too late....

Regret.

I just want an honest to glob, functioning boob slider on Lalafell & more facial hair options for my cat boy... and that forced "leg gap" that looks like wedges were cut out of my Roegadame's inner thighs.

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Originally Posted by Mhaeric

Ask and you shall receive.
https://i.imgur.com/UUGqpK6.png?1
You're welcome!

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What the..? Do I even want to know?

Ask SE. It's one of their npcs on the theatre ship in the Ivalice story. I don't know why they decided to put spandex on a squatter.

GIVE US BUTT SLIDER

Yes! Let's keep asking them about our butts! They will give in eventually!! We can do this guys!!!

Roegadyn should get butts before the cats do. Miqo think they have NO butts.....roll a roe and look at that rear. It's way worse.

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Originally Posted by odie

Roegadyn should get butts before the cats do. Miqo think they have NO butts.....roll a roe and look at that rear. It's way worse.

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It's kinda weird. In certain pants(tights mostly) and from certain angles, FemRoes have great butts. Then you look at them from the side and the backs of their thighs stick out as much as their butts, and the line from the lower spine down the butt is flat.

https://i.imgur.com/Ud1vWOZ.png
https://i.imgur.com/UzNLXyC.jpg

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Originally Posted by KeyboardFacerollname

It's kinda weird. In certain pants(tights mostly) and from certain angles, FemRoes have great butts. Then you look at them from the side and the backs of their thighs stick out as much as their butts, and the line from the lower spine down the butt is flat.

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Our calves seem to stick out more than our butts which is a bit strange.