Hey there LALA tanks...

I know you think youre being all CUTE and all being so LITTLE and TANKING but this REALLY has to stop... First... Little people SHOULDN'T be tanks... They should be ninjas... You'd make good NINJAS. Second...! You're SO tiny sometimes people lose track of you...! When I'm HEALING sometimes i have you selected but im thinking to myself "WHERE is that little BUGGER...?" OK....? UNDERSTAND...? Can you just reroll to a catgirl? I like catgirls...!

Tin can tanks are the best tanks.

Reroll to a catgirl? No thanks. I'd like to keep my dignity!

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Originally Posted by LittleSparrow

Reroll to a catgirl? No thanks. I'd like to keep my dignity!

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It's hard to keep your dignity when people keep picking you up.

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Originally Posted by Kabooa

It's hard to keep your dignity when people keep picking you up.

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Or petting me ;_;

How can lalas focus on anything with all those skirts to look up? :D

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Originally Posted by Joven

How can lalas focus on anything with all those skirts to look up? :D

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the amount of times i've noticed a lalafell looking up my skirt..

Lala Warriors are the best warriors!

The popoto hate makes them angry, same with all the petting, and picking up, and nearly eatting! It's like... free IRzerk at 100 gauge at all times!

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Originally Posted by NintenPyjak64

Lala Warriors are the best warriors!

The popoto hate makes them angry, same with all the petting, and picking up, and nearly eatting! It's like... free IRzerk at 100 gauge at all times!

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Unfortunately for them their rage is more adorable than menacing...

I thought popotos liked being patted, I was told it was the equivalent to a handshake in their culture.

Reroll catgirls? Hell no.

Reroll Roes.

Miqo'te, Au Ra girl, and 98% Midlanders are also silly tanks.

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Originally Posted by New_Game_Plus

Reroll catgirls? Hell no.

Reroll Roes.

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This is always the correct answer.

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Originally Posted by Pastahnak

I thought popotos liked being patted, I was told it was the equivalent to a handshake in their culture.

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I....was also under this impression. I'm so ashamed T_T

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Originally Posted by _Enigma_

I know you think you're being all CUTE and all being so LITTLE and TANKING but this REALLY has to stop... First... Little people SHOULDN'T be tanks... They should be ninjas... You'd make good NINJAS. Second...! You're SO tiny sometimes people lose track of you...! When I'm HEALING sometimes i have you selected but im thinking to myself "WHERE is that little BUGGER...?" OK....? UNDERSTAND...? Can you just reroll to a catgirl? I like catgirls...!

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*blink* We don't think we're cute and all, we know it! In addition, our littleness helps us tank. We makes you more angry? A cat girl tank standing right in front of you giving as good as they get or a little annoying lalafell who keeps dodging every blow? Said lalafell would definitely enrage you more.

I also refuse to re-roll to a cat girl. Sorry, cat girls just aren't my thing. Nothing personal. I love being a lalafell and it's the race I'll remain. However, I readily befriend a cat girl. They always have the most interesting stories and gossip to tell. Heehee.

As far as pats, us lalafell understand the tall folk find us adorable, and will accept an occasional pat after you introduce yourself. Randomly patting one of us is just as offputting as if we did it to you.

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Originally Posted by LittleSparrow

Reroll to a catgirl? No thanks. I'd like to keep my dignity!

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Precisely. Cannot see myself ever going back to catgirl.

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Originally Posted by Kacho_Nacho

As far as pats, us lalafell understand the tall folk find us adorable, and will accept an occasional pat after you introduce yourself. Randomly patting one of us is just as offputting as if we did it to you.

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To be fair, if you walked up and randomaly patted us it would end up being in a very different area so it might be more offensive to us.........then again.......mabye not.

Sooo first Rdm should cure themself and then Tank shouldnt be lala because...You cant target them? Dude! Youre an awfull healer if you dont know how to target a tank in a single button press >_>

Please change roles

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Originally Posted by Seoulstar

the amount of times i've noticed a lalafell looking up my skirt..

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Ugh glad I'm not the only one it's happened too >_<

Lalafell Master Race here, with an important public service announcement:

Catgirls are easy. Too easy.
Au Ra have dragonAIDS as evidenced by the diseased flesh clearly visible on their bodies, including the hardened metastasizing keratin protrusions from their skulls.
Humans are boring.
Dhalmels as your tank? You don't want that.
Roegadyn are the only acceptable alternatives to Lalafell.

Please look forward to future messages from your short-in-stature Superiors.
Thank you.

Why is this thread even a thing.

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Originally Posted by Felorr

Why is this thread even a thing.

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Because: Why Not?

small body, big hat ;)

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Originally Posted by LittleSparrow

Or petting me ;_;

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*pets you on the head* so adorable! You be whatever you want little lalafell!

They are soooo cute in that heavy tanking armor though. Especially the kind that takes up two slots. I don't trust lalas for damn, but I love me a lala tank!

I tried healing lately but I use a controller. So whenever I have to heal one of the tanks, I just have to press down 2-3 times and cast my skill.

I imagine if had to tank using my mouse, I would set it up so that F2 and F3 would target the first and second tank on my list. That way I wouldn't have to find where they are.

As for Lalafells being tanks, I always thought that it would be funny being small AND being able to tank, because it's like saying we must be really good at it due to how small we are. p:

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Originally Posted by LittleSparrow

Or petting me ;_;

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Or serving you with butter and sour cream, chives or pickling you, mulching with a few sylphs for that thavnarian onion fertilizer. Oh the list goes on. Regardless if anyone ever digs in my yard....

Lalafells have a unique cuteness trait that reduces enmity. They would be the best MNK/SAM

Actually the main reason I'm not a monk is because I'd feel SUPER out of character. I just don't see Lalas punching things. It just sounds so silly! At least when I wear my heavy armor I can pretend to be a tank and chop things up.

You're just envious our legs move faster than yours. Plus there is nothing like a tiny tank holding a pack of enemies 147816412748178 times their size. Lala master race.

Let the Lalas do whatever they want- they are cute and I dont have problems healing them. I personally think it looks pretty cool seeing a tiny Lala tank a bunch of huge enemies.
And the world needs LESS catgirls not more.

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Originally Posted by AlyssaWildheart

the world needs LESS catgirls not more.

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No, we need Lala catgirls. For maximum adorable.

I am awaiting Lala headgear glam shaped like a coffee table, so I have someone to set my drink on during a fight.

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Originally Posted by programcanaan

Miqo'te, Au Ra girl, and 98% Midlanders are also silly tanks.

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This coming from a giraffe-necked cloud sniffer. :rolleyes:

Lala tanks are best tanks.

Smaller targets are harder to hit.

Enough people want to punt us, we might as well get paid for it.