The Ultimate Lalafell Question

Are we for:

1: Petting.
2: Giving cookies for.
3: Both.


Discuss!

4: Eating (Checkmark goes here btw)

5: Punting.

6: Bullying.

7: Skinning, peeling, slicing into strips and frying.

8: Emergency Backup Football.

9. Field goals(we currently lack the outdoor furnishing/stadium required for a proper game of football - the American kind[Canadian rules though])

10) Bowling balls.

I never realized Lalas were so versatile.

True answer: Sacrificing for clears and loot.

Best use for lalas I find is a nice dip in some sunflower or voidsent oil, though dragon blood also makes for a delicious substitute.

The sad part is that this is exactly what I expected :P

the true purpose of a non-squishy taru-tar er lalafell is to MT final boss in dynamis-xarcabar-I mean Omega savage (I hate getting my games mixed up). Solo tanking. All others are to be punted into field goals (American) which go towards clears and item drops on desired classes of the other people in the party. If not punted for field goals, sacrificed in sunken temple of quarn for clears in Omega/EX primal drops. For every 10 sacrifices, chances are upped 1%

11: Boiling, mashing, sticking in a stew.

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Originally Posted by wizisi2k

For every 10 sacrifices, chances are upped 1%

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is there a cap on this or can we sacrifice 1000 lalafells for a 100% drop rate?

None of the Above.

Punting and Sacrificing to the RNG gods.

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Originally Posted by Valkyrie_Lenneth

True answer: Sacrificing for clears and loot.

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How many lalafells did YOU sacrifice to Bahamut today?

Can I break the streak and say Hugging?

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Originally Posted by Eloah

Can I break the streak and say Hugging?

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Only if it's pretence to tie them up to be sacrificed to appease RNG gods.

when we eventually take over, we'll be merciful to those who left kind posts here

Spare lampshades, especially true for female lalafells wearing long dresses.

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Originally Posted by snuggans

when we eventually take over, we'll be merciful to those who left kind posts here

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What do you mean when? I thought we already had... :D

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Originally Posted by DaikiKiyoshi

7: Skinning, peeling, slicing into strips and frying.

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... -Stares down at him-
Welp, you must've been pick on when you were a wee Lala
back in Lala school with the other Lala's.
Explains why you're a BLM too lol.

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Originally Posted by snuggans

when we eventually take over, we'll be merciful to those who left kind posts here

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We'll just be sure to keep everything up on high shelves. Even the stools/ladders/chairs will be kept up high. ;)

Put them in a trash can and kick them down the stairs

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Originally Posted by Unscene

I never realized Lalas were so versatile.

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You obviously have never seen this then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Lmf9YbRh8

cooking pie :3

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Originally Posted by Areic

You obviously have never seen this then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Lmf9YbRh8

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Enlightenment achieved. You have my thanks.

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Originally Posted by Areic

You obviously have never seen this then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Lmf9YbRh8

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I'll try to grow them tonight out in my garden tonight.

Lalafells are edible.

3 both and giving me hugs :)

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Originally Posted by snuggans

when we eventually take over, we'll be merciful to those who left kind posts here

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yep Lalafells are the master race :)

I just want to pat Lalas on the head and ruffle their hair.

We have a few who understands at least!

Just rarely and occasionally “accidently” kicking one slightly but firmly, when walking by, or just while standing behind a Lala, even though considered rude, crude and highly inappropriate, is just so immensely satisfying. It almost makes me purr :o

Here's the answer to your question. (not mine btw)

https://youtu.be/P0Lmf9YbRh8

Mascots on a sports team.

Halloween decorations...put them in a tree, on the wall, coming out of the ground...so many uses for decoration.

https://riikorinkoko2.files.wordpres...quarium-01.jpg

Cooking. Love me some lala tenders with some bbq sauce