Joke Weapon ideas?

I've always thought in my head a lot of different kinds of joke weapons that the game could have. Highly doubt Square would ever implement something like that for this game as there's probably a lot more other things they'd rather put their resources into but the idea of it is kinda fun.

A few I thought of would be:

Broomstick for Black Mage
Giant Carrot for Dragoon, or maybe a small set of twin carrots for Ninja
Parasol for Red Mage
Giant Pot lid and Soup ladle for Paladin

Have any of you guys ever thought of any? If so, let's hear it. : D

P.S. This is not one of those "Square you have to add these into the game" threads.

i give you FFXI's Trick and Treat Staves

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20120712144022

This just makes me think of the 'Ham of Hams' from Monster Hunter, so I approve.

Toy Hammer for Warrior complete with *squeak, squeak...SQUEAK!*

Give me Julyan's frying pan. Not a joke... I'm serious.

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This was the only reason i was going to comment in this thread.
Stealer! >_>.. I want this so bad. A giant paper fan would be neat too. Love gag items lol

WAR Needs an Aluminum Baseball Bat.

Dark knight needs an inflatable sword... It should occasionally pop when you hit enemies with it. :D

Excalipoor is the sword isn't the sword we Paladins need but it is the sword we deserve.

Warrior - potato tied to a stick.

Dark Knight - foam pool noodle.

Paladin - a dull grapefruit spoon and half of said grapefruit.

Dragoon - a single stalk of asparagus.

Red Mage - Swiss Army Corkscrew

White Mage - A chinchilla tied to a stick.

Black Mage - An angry sloth...tied to a stick.

Summoner, scholar - Childrens activity book with half of the activities already done.

Monk - Midgets.

Samurai - Exceptionally long uncooked Ramen noodle. Just one.

Bard - Defective slingshot that only fires small fish.

Machinist - Squirt Gun.

Astrologian - Ine half of a ouija board, also missing the planchette.

Ninja - Where?

MNK PvP
http://i.imgur.com/AazO5E1.jpg

For Dark Knight or Warrior a giant frozen tuna comes to mind :3

Considering FFVII had 'joke' weapons which were actually powerful physically but lacked materia slots (and usually were tools or items not usually considered weapons), I definitely approve of this! :D

Some ideas (taking a leaf out of FFVII's book with some of them here):

GLA/PLD - Nail Bat and Pot Lid
PGL/MNK - Spring Gloves
LNC/DRG - Mop
MRD/WAR - Shovel
ARC/BRD - Toy Bow
ROG/NIN - Fork and Spoon
CNJ/WHM - Umbrella
THM/BLM - Flaming Torch
ACN/SMN/SCH - Fold-out Picture Book
MCH - Water Pistol (or else joke gun with 'bang!' flag)
DRK - Boat Oar
AST- Snow Globe
RDM: Flower Bouquet and flowerpot
SAM: Cardboard Katana

:)

Squeaky toy hammer for MRD/WAR. Please. And it needs to squeak on impact every time.

CUL themed glamour gear.

I'm sure a "roasted dodo" themed weapon set would be a hit. :)

Would also give me a reason to actually use the CUL class :p

How about a guitar for WAR? We'd still be using an ax~

I'll take a Shinai for samurai.

inb4 others cry hardcore because it breaks immersion. :^)

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There's a chicken knife for RDM and I've got a glowy Sabotender sword. Plus Moogle weapons. I think it's too late for that. XD

Idk if it's a joke weapon per se, but Rikku's thief knives from FFX-2 would be nice to use on a ninja. Dyeable too please ;)

I think they should add some main hand weapons that can be fished up by FSH.

Can we get an Elder as a weapon please?

Chorou!!!!!!!!!!

Lalafell works too, easier to swing them around. XD

And a wooden sword for Samurai please. Bonus if there's a pun on "Lake Touya" on it. XD