This is Hamo. I personally believe Hamo should be treated like the Cliffhanger NPC in Idyllshire that we had.
He can be seen at This location in The Fringe.
Hamo should be placed in different hiding spots in The Fringe each patch, creative places, and he should be Squatting FASTER each Patch, until he reaches a critical mass in 4.55, and collapses on the ground.
I'm hoping a Dev sees this, I'm sure one of the Community reps on here would LOVE to relay this to Yoshi P and his team.
Hamo is my favorite NPC in the entire expansion, he needs to go faster, harder. He needs to never give up on his dream of World Record Squatting.
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06-29-2017, 11:57 AMZanzhizExaverionThis is Hamo, the speed-squatter. He needs to be used as an asset in the Fringe.
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06-29-2017, 12:00 PMErys
I enjoy this idea way too much...
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06-29-2017, 12:07 PMAlphaFox
I am still shocked we have yet to get any of the workout animations yet, then again with how much people wanted play dead, I can imagine where they get shoved >.>
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06-29-2017, 12:31 PMPsycofang
4.56 hes doing squats next to Zack in a flaming battle field as you hear The Price of Freedom playing in the back ground.
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06-29-2017, 12:52 PMMikhaill
https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOrwj...PPsA/giphy.gif
Along with this guy! -
06-29-2017, 01:00 PMAmalahRoseBehold the glorious and majestic and superior Sundance!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikhaill
Seriously though wtf is he doing? -
06-29-2017, 01:09 PMSenorPattyIt doesn't matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by AmalahRose
Its glorious and it should burn our very essence forever. Along with Hamo.
Now we just need a third member to complete the trio. -
06-29-2017, 01:57 PMLarienTiweleI'm not certain but it looks like the "Chicken dance" and the "I gotta use the bathroom but there's someone in there and they've been in for 20-30min+ already!!!!" Desperation dance...Quote:
Originally Posted by AmalahRose
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06-29-2017, 02:02 PMDualgunnerThe Chicken Dance!Quote:
Originally Posted by AmalahRose
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06-29-2017, 02:17 PMAmalahRose
They need to give him a chocobo suit, it's yellow and would fit right in. Or at least a chocobo mask.
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06-29-2017, 03:29 PMKageTokage
I hope we can get that dance from an Azim Steppe quest in the future.
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06-30-2017, 12:44 AMZanzhizExaverion
Leave it to the OF to derail a thread.
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06-30-2017, 09:45 AMNaxthorBeulenpestNo that guy isn't in the same league as Hamo is. That guy has a purpose, he is dancing to music while Hamo is squatting like a champ.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikhaill
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06-30-2017, 10:01 AMKukajooHamo and this guy need a quest of friendship together. Hamo can teach him squats, he can teach Hamo the chicken dance of his people, (And they can both teach us their respective moves :3c )Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikhaill
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06-30-2017, 11:37 AMCaptainLagbeard
I don't think he needs faster squatting... But rather a group of squatters joining him... A group that grows with every patch, including smaller ones...
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06-30-2017, 01:28 PMKinnisonArc
We need a mini-game for this so we can challenge him to a squatting showdown that rewards you with the squat emote maybe.
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06-30-2017, 03:33 PMHakuro89
Is it weird the first thing I thought of watching that guy was that time in FF7 when you had to compete against THE Beautiful Bro for that wig in a squatting contest?
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06-30-2017, 05:24 PMBigRed5392omg............. i saw that on youtube. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Hakuro89
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06-30-2017, 06:11 PMColino
Hamo needs a barbell with some plates, at his size regular squats won't do much.
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06-30-2017, 06:16 PMTalec
seriously: How can anybody not love this idea?
Go for it Hamo! Chase your dream! Become the Squatter of Light! -
07-01-2017, 02:43 AMFerrasper
Hamo is my inspiration now. I will try to do as many squats while playing this game while I can in his honor.
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07-01-2017, 03:57 AMKazrahhttps://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/...h-phrasing.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Talec