Stormblood Puns (dad puns welcome too)

"My body is storming." "We are storming this dungeon." "I don't do girls, I do-man." "Hey dancer, am I Sam Rami? Or are you just unhappy to see me." -red Mage walks into the black shroud- "This is a red maze, someone please help." Cloud Strife wielding a chicken knife is a Chicken Strife. "Would be a shame if it stormed... BLOOD." "It doesn't rain in the east, it RAENS." -cough-

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IT BURRRRRRRNNNNNSSSSSSSS

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I'm calling the cops.

I don't get it.

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So if we have the ultima, and omega weapons now, why don't we have a SUPER weapon? -cough-

These aren't even pun-ny...

Am I gonna have to sign you up for an AA meeting Damian?

MFW when reading OP's post.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20131019192456

Yol just gotta Steppe up your game.

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(Nah, I kid. These were good. Got a good chuckle out of me.)

Me and my friends play on Cerberus, because it's the Cerber for Us

If a midget died in battle, they lalafellover

The awful puns in this thread are really making my blood {Broil}.

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Goddamnit.

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Originally Posted by Kallistra

The awful puns in this thread are really making my blood {Broil}.

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Goddamnit.

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It's making my blood Broil II, God Damn it Barbara!

I'm thinking TC should just roe on outta here.

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*hides*

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Originally Posted by cain8602

I'm thinking TC should just roe on outta here.

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*hides*

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Hyur gonna have to hide forever.

Where do Highlanders get divorced?

Ala Monni

Did you heard about the part-time fortunate telling Lalafell AST that murdered his party member for complaining about not DPSing?

...they say he's a small medium at large.

At the very Lyse-t you could keep these puns about the main cast. I would say Hien hot water if you can't keep the jokes on point.