[Silly Fun Thread] Sumo Tank class please. Discuss!

Their gear consists of a full-body fat suit or michellin man costume and they wield palm slaps as weapons.

Discuss how they'd work!

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Originally Posted by Darker_Midnight

....and they wield palm slaps as weapons.

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That's less Sumo and more of this:

http://i.imgur.com/PQj8yKJ.gif

The mental image of our characters body slamming random things to stun them is potentially hilarious.

Doubly so if Lalafell.

Only if we can get this.

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net...20091126002304

Naturally we should have the option to triple our body fat on any race to be aesthetically accurate.

Our battle stance emote is throwing rice!

Monk should have been tank. Brewmaster was ingenious.

Double shield tank, make it happen.

Heavy metal Bard!, Weapon electric guitar that shoots electricty, headbangs while playing foe

Omg! just a made a topic right now about the same kind of "heavy" class ! Well, I was mostly talking about giant stick and big hammer, but I really like that idea aswell haha

Triple hilarity if we're as agile as Bob from Tekken. :P And facial armour are face paints... true E-Honda style!

I dont know how it can work. Maybe describe how this job ? could work on FF XIV.

Meh, through it in as a quest with Hildibrand.