BEST RACE

The best songbird is one of Hydaelyn's chosen, and creator of the Eggshilaration is one of Hydaelyn's chosen.

SquareEnix really knows what's up :p

I think the great debate can finally be put to rest.

http://i.imgur.com/wyNc50z.jpg

Miqo'te do have brains after all?
That's a surprise.

lalafells have radioactive brains?

Is that dangerous?

Should we evacuate them?

Sickness must be purge!

Radioactive potatoes.

Elezen is the best race in the game bar none and I'm definitely maybe sorta kind of not biased.

It's compression. They've proven that they're just as functionally capable as you, however their brains still have plenty of room to grow.

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Originally Posted by Faliandra

lalafells have radioactive brains?

Is that dangerous?

Should we evacuate them?

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LALAFELLS CAUSED CHERNOBYL!!! THE TRUTH IS REVEALED! LALAFELLS ARE EVIL!!!!!!

Femelf for life.

What the hell man.

I would hardly call a repainted ancient relic "inventing the Eggshilaration system".... more like being Steve Jobs and taking credit for some else's work.

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Originally Posted by Bloody

LALAFELLS CAUSED CHERNOBYL!!! THE TRUTH IS REVEALED! LALAFELLS ARE EVIL!!!!!!

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Lies. You've been listening to those silly naturalists at Saint Coinach, haven't you? They don't even bathe on most days.

http://i.imgur.com/Tmk5KEb.jpg

There are things to like about all of the races, I think.

Except maybe the Elezen. Their long necks kinda freak me out.

Maybe true but you still look like a potato.

Edit: Ah looks like someone beat me to it.

Lalafells are the best race of all.
1. Unlike others, they don't mock of other races so much...
2. They rule an entire city: Ul'dah.
3. They look like children even when they're old. Time doesn't affect them!
4. SPOILERS One sealed the most powerful primal in a light cocoon without the help of the Twelve. Hydaelyn bless him...
5. They are based on the typical dwarf races from fantasy tales.
6. If you use your imagination, they are little characters. Like the in-game sprites of characters from FF to FF6 or the overworld models of FF7.
7. There are not so many Lalas in the Garlean empire.
8. Lalafell master race!

Potatoes? No... we are not Tarutaru.

Well of course everyone going to think their own race is the best race, since the post saying that lalafells have the best brain posted by a lalafell. So post biased right out the gate.

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Originally Posted by Con_Carne

Potatoes? No... we are not Tarutaru.

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http://i.imgur.com/yAHyj5k.png

Lalafellins are food.

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Originally Posted by Laerune

Lalafellins are food.

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i think that proofes it. food and ERP is all Miqote can think about, natures most primitive instincts.

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Originally Posted by Tint

i think that proofes it. food and ERP is all Miqote can think about, natures most primitive instincts.

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Considering like, 80% of the fates that exist have monsters eating lalafels, its not too far-fetched to see lalas as food

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Originally Posted by Con_Carne

Lalafells are the best race of all.
1. Unlike others, they don't mock of other races so much...
2. They rule an entire city: Ul'dah.
3. They look like children even when they're old. Time doesn't affect them!
4. SPOILERS One sealed the most powerful primal in a light cocoon without the help of the Twelve. Hydaelyn bless him...
5. They are based on the typical dwarf races from fantasy tales.
6. If you use your imagination, they are little characters. Like the in-game sprites of characters from FF to FF6 or the overworld models of FF7.
7. There are not so many Lalas in the Garlean empire.
8. Lalafell master race!

Potatoes? No... we are not Tarutaru.

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A gentlemen and a scholar.

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Originally Posted by Valkyrie_Lenneth

Considering like, 80% of the fates that exist have monsters eating lalafels, its not too far-fetched to see lalas as food

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Don't listen to Koji's lies.

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Originally Posted by Laerune

Lalafellins are food.

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i actually remember there is a FATE in limsa lominsa, boss FATE, the description say the boss favorite food is lalafel

The true best race will have no need to proclaim their own superiority.

Please we all know lalas are only good for three things.
1- punting
2- cooking for dinner
3- and stuffing into cannons when u run out of ammo

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Originally Posted by Krystalmethot

Please we all know lalas are only good for three things.
1- punting
2- cooking for dinner
3- and stuffing into cannons when u run out of ammo

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Wrong. The only thing potatoes are good for, is making French fries. Mmmmmmm......

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Originally Posted by Krystalmethot

Please we all know lalas are only good for three things.
1- punting
2- cooking for dinner
3- and stuffing into cannons when u run out of ammo

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Originally Posted by Vanitas

Wrong. The only thing potatoes are good for, is making French fries. Mmmmmmm......

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Garlean interlopers...

It's always the Lalafell being egotistical...

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Originally Posted by Krystalmethot

Please we all know lalas are only good for three things.
1- punting
2- cooking for dinner
3- and stuffing into cannons when u run out of ammo

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You forgot foot stools, step stools, something to set your mug of ale on, etc..... Lalafells are the multi-tool of Eorzea.

The best race is obviously The Kentucky Derby.

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Originally Posted by SilkaN

Miqo'te do have brains after all?
That's a surprise.

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That fly again * continuing trying to smash the fly over and over * * TV-screen crack * oh.....dammit...

I fixed OP's post.
http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8HKt.png

Lalafell are potatoes though.

Do potatoes have brains? No.

I'd rather be Garlean then a potato.

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Originally Posted by Qojon

Ego-stroking Junk!

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https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-thu...tsrwbdglb.jpeg

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Originally Posted by ReclusiveMage

I fixed OP's post.
http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8HKt.png

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Where are the cat and lizard people there?

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Originally Posted by Lilseph

Where are the cat and lizard people there?

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Probably lower than Lalafell...

but lalafel tummy rubs are good luck.....

>this is what animated Allagan industrial waste actually believes
also sure is /v/ in here

What was that? Can't hear you all the way down there.