Lalafell Monthly Issue 01

Covergirl: Gajeel' Redfox (Gilgamesh)

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Kill all the lalafels. NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE PURGE.

On a happier note, this is pretty impressive. Nice work!

Obligatory comment about expecting this to be a cookbook.


Looks really good though, even has the date in Eoz months and everything!

Can we stop with the "kill all lalafell" BS? Do you have any idea how many times I'm told I should die/kill myself? :/ I'm tired of the dickbags that think we're all pervs or something.
Makes a girl feel good about herself, I tell ya. /s

On topic: I like the magazine design. I feel like if you want it to look more "authentic" there should be more headlines splashed across it.

That's a lot more Lalafell leg than I'm used to seeing at my height!

Is there a full magazine? :)

This is adorable!

lalas should all diaf. SE should provide lalafell's sausage to be crafted.

Why do people hate Lalafells? :(

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Originally Posted by Serilda

Is there a full magazine? :)

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Sometimes I'll write an article or 2 but have never created a full magazine, trying to keep with the games lore while not depending fully on the Main Scenario or seeing everything from the Warrior of Light's perspective is a challenge, but not impossible.


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Originally Posted by SeriousxSarcasm

On topic: I like the magazine design. I feel like if you want it to look more "authentic" there should be more headlines splashed across it.

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I had thought about placing more headlines but artists block was kicking in and i wanted to get it done, this cover just marks my first issue of Lalafell Monthly and the ending of Lalafell Weekly, my previous iteration.

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Oh ! Recipe books !
I'm getting hungry.

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Originally Posted by Serilda

Why do people hate Lalafells? :(

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Ul'dah. On a side note, Elves can be dicks too.

*punts a Lala, leaves casually*

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Originally Posted by Joe777

Ul'dah. On a side note, Elves can be dicks too.

*punts a Lala, leaves casually*

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Like most of Ishgard.

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Originally Posted by Kaminto

Sometimes I'll write an article or 2 but have never created a full magazine, trying to keep with the games lore while not depending fully on the Main Scenario or seeing everything from the Warrior of Light's perspective is a challenge, but not impossible.


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I need to be able zoom in more, where is the original size?

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Originally Posted by Atlas-04

Like most of Ishgard.

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Well, I like it there at least :(

(And Ul'dah is better than Gridania.)

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Originally Posted by Joe777

Ul'dah.

*punts a Lala, leaves casually*

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I always assumed it was because they are short. Gnomes get a lot of flack in WoW as well.

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Originally Posted by Vanitas

Kill all the lalafels. NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE PURGE.

On a happier note, this is pretty impressive. Nice work!

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Save 2 of them so they can make more and we off them but continue saving at least 2. :)

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Originally Posted by SeriousxSarcasm

Can we stop with the "kill all lalafell" BS? Do you have any idea how many times I'm told I should die/kill myself? :/ I'm tired of the dickbags that think we're all pervs or something.
Makes a girl feel good about herself, I tell ya. /s

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For real, there are serious Lalafell players out there who get really sick of the Lala hate. Do ya'll not have anything better to do than bully someone who chose the race it's "cool" to hate? :/

It's always nice when I'm having a bad day, trying to escape into Eorzea and someone has to make some racist remark because lolLalafell.. Getting close to seven years I've been putting up with this crap, it wasn't funny then and it sure as hell ain't funny now.


On topic though, is there a blog or something for this 'magazine'? :>

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Originally Posted by Nandalowell

For real, there are serious Lalafell players out there who get really sick of the Lala hate. Do ya'll not have anything better to do than bully someone who chose the race it's "cool" to hate? :/

It's always nice when I'm having a bad day, trying to escape into Eorzea and someone has to make some racist remark because lolLalafell.. Getting close to seven years I've been putting up with this crap, it wasn't funny then and it sure as hell ain't funny now.


On topic though, is there a blog or something for this 'magazine'? :>

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Can we agree that different races attract different kind of people, and I beleive the general attitude of Lala players is the reason why you become everybody's else joke.

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Originally Posted by ZioSerpe

Can we agree that different races attract different kind of people, and I beleive the general attitude of Lala players is the reason why you become everybody's else joke.

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/cough says the catboy.....

(darling, my actual point is: there's negativity tied to every race ('cause for some reason people can't leave racism to the irl world either, :/ ), elezen = giraffs. cat boys = worst players. cat girls = pervy dudes, etc etc... but no one is telling those people to commit suicide or saying how much they would like to murder them).

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Originally Posted by ZioSerpe

Can we agree that different races attract different kind of people, and I beleive the general attitude of Lala players is the reason why you become everybody's else joke.

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Only people in this thread displaying negative attitudes are the non-lalafell. I get that it's funny amongst friends but is trolling a harmless lala thread after being asked to stop really all that fun?

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Can we agree that different races attract different kind of people, and I beleive the general attitude of Lala players is the reason why you become everybody's else joke.

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Most of the Lala players I've talked to about WHY they chose Lala say they picked it because it was the only race that wasn't super thin or muscular.

I've honestly only ever met one person who played a Lala for any kind of fetish related reason in the nearly 2 years I've been playing this game, and the entire Lala community on my server shunned them pretty bad once the word got around.

I've heard way worse things on a daily basis from miqo'te players.

So, the leaders of the Garlean Empire are assumably Hyurin. Most of the Garlean Empire is made up of Hyur.

Can Hyur please get some grief for once?

I'll start!

Boy, I'd love to string up every Hyur I see and slowly kill them with poison, because the Empire has tortured and killed so many innocent people on their quest to subjugate the whole darn world!

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Originally Posted by Kikoten

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I'll start!

Boy, I'd love to string up every Hyur I see and slowly kill them with poison, because the Empire has tortured and killed so many innocent people on their quest to subjugate the whole darn world!

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Please don't. ^^; It'll just make it worse lol. Is it satisfying to snap and dish out the same abuse we get daily? Hell yeah, but it'll just make them feel like their actions are more justified. :/

I don't play a potato, but it made me laugh, one thing on the forums that isn't a topic to be taken serious or drama/complaints. One thing we do need to do, is working a bit on your graphic skills other than that, I loved that idea. Keep us updated lol.

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Originally Posted by ZioSerpe

Can we agree that different races attract different kind of people, and I beleive the general attitude of Lala players is the reason why you become everybody's else joke.

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And just what kind of players are drawn to Miqo'te? I can make some observations. ;)

Very interesting idea and design. :3 It would be pretty cool if Square Enix had some kind of official digital magazine that the players created. Could offer tips to new players, hold fan art contest results, etc... it would definitely help connect the community more I think. ^_^

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Lalafells always make me hungry...may I take a bite of picture 1? ;_;

I love this, Kaminto. You should be proud of all of these works. To tell you the truth, I thought you were putting out a real web magazine. The Plainsfolk vs Dunesfolk article was a fun read. I wanted to read more!

Please don't let the haters get you down. Some people can't stand the thought that others are happy and do their best to bring them down.

To all lalas

SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED

The whole "kill/purge lalas" meme is old and annoying. Just stop. They are cute, protect them at all costs.

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Most of the Lala players I've talked to about WHY they chose Lala say they picked it because it was the only race that wasn't super thin or muscular.

I've honestly only ever met one person who played a Lala for any kind of fetish related reason in the nearly 2 years I've been playing this game, and the entire Lala community on my server shunned them pretty bad once the word got around.

I've heard way worse things on a daily basis from miqo'te players.

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EW no, I wasn't talking about fetish, gross.
I was just referring to the fact that Lala players seem to encompass the people that wants to be a special flower, and by that reason is easier to make fun of them, because they care.

Came in here and expected french fries.


Goddayum potatoes had one job. ONE JOB!

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Originally Posted by Elany

The whole "kill/purge lalas" meme is old and annoying. Just stop. They are cute, protect them at all costs.

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Yes! This ^^^^^^.

Kill all Mancats instead! Or at least take away their spiky hair and give them shirts.

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Originally Posted by ZioSerpe

I was just referring to the fact that Lala players seem to encompass the people that wants to be a special flower, and by that reason is easier to make fun of them, because they care.

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I don't see it. Sure you can go around stereotyping if you like: Miqo'te are universally stereotyped as perverts, Au Ra as edgelords, Elezen as narcissists, Hyur as boring and Roegadyn as exhibitionists (male)/brutes (female), but making fun of them after being asked to stop only makes you look bad. Here we just have a few players trying to have fun and doing absolutely nothing wrong.

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Originally Posted by Serilda

I don't see it. Sure you can go around stereotyping if you like: Miqo'te are universally stereotyped as perverts, Au Ra as edgelords, Elezen as narcissists, Hyur as boring and Roegadyn as exhibitionists (male)/brutes (female), but making fun of them after being asked to stop only makes you look bad. Here we just have a few players trying to have fun and doing absolutely nothing wrong.

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Thank you, Serilda. I was going to make a post after seeing Zio's latest reply but you wrote what I was going to type already.

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Came in here and expected french fries.


Goddayum potatoes had one job. ONE JOB!

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Would have been better if you had just gone to Wendy's rather than type out the same old troll post all the other trolls had typed. Congratulations! You are part of the troll crowd. So, yay?

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Originally Posted by ZioSerpe

EW no, I wasn't talking about fetish, gross.
I was just referring to the fact that Lala players seem to encompass the people that wants to be a special flower, and by that reason is easier to make fun of them, because they care.

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To me, it's more like being Young Link in a Zelda game. Adventures are more exciting when the monsters are bigger and more imposing, giving you the impression of difficulty and expectation that you can't win.

It's like winning as the underdog, each victory is that much sweeter. Roe vs rat is a snoozefest, Lalafell vs Vishap is epic. (Obviously, this is a gross exaggeration, but it gives you the idea.)