Race Jokes

Okay, so a buddy of mine as well as a few others got together and we started to make fun of each other and our races. Out of everything that you could say to a Miqo'te, cat jokes can only take you so far and short jokes are easier to come up with!

So, tell me
What kind of jokes or insults you got for the other races?

Miqo'te the Anime.

Lala the popoto.

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Originally Posted by Kahnom

Lala the popoto.

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See also: Tater-tot and Football with legs.

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Originally Posted by Kahnom

Lala the popoto.

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Au ra female>> how do you like your potatoes? boiled, mashed, fried, or still alive and kicking

The worst thing about lalas is cleaning the gunk out from between your toes after you're done with them.

I mean there are always elezen look how pretty we are
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Originally Posted by Kogekigami

I mean there are always elezen look how pretty we are
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You should feel happy. Giraffes are beautiful animals.

I thought Lalafells were the entire joke of ff14

In chocobo racing, there's an AI-controlled opponent whose chocobo is named "Legally Yellow". The chocobo in question is not yellow. It always amused me.

Yes, I read the title. Yes, this falls under "race" jokes. Kay?

I swear you can never shock a male highlander. No matter how controversial the statement, it never even raises an eyebrow.