[Cash Shop Idea] Hype Man

Ok hear me out: we need a guy/girl we can drag around (like a minion) that screams "yeah!" "WOOHOOO" "YA THEY SAID IT" after everything we do.

the WoL would be 900% cooler. js

starting price could be around 5 ~ 10

Get the Cheerleader minion. Earned from Wolf Marks.

*reported spam thread

I'm having Oblivion flashbacks.

"It's the grand champion!"

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Originally Posted by Rhuazie

Ok hear me out: we need a guy/girl we can drag around (like a minion) that screams "yeah!" "WOOHOOO" "YA THEY SAID IT" after everything we do.

the WoL would be 900% cooler. js

starting price could be around 5 ~ 10

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I wouuld second this only if it wore a giant clock around it's neck.

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Originally Posted by Ametrine

Get the Cheerleader minion. Earned from Wolf Marks.

*reported spam thread

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Holy hell I thought I got those from hunt seals!

THANK YOU! I SEE THE LIGHT! /bow /bow

What power would Mega Man get if he defeated Hype Man? Cheers to beat Dr. Wily?

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Originally Posted by Yasuhiro

What power would Mega Man get if he defeated Hype Man? Cheers to beat Dr. Wily?

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*Get equipped with*
*Cheer Buster*

Then you try it out in the Man Man (He has all the powers of a man but he's a man) stage and all Mega Man does is jump around like an idiot.

So many cash shop posts smh... and then everyone complains because a pumpkin chair is 5$ each. Why do you think the prices are so high? because we keep demanding cash shop cash shop cash shop. Why couldn't you ask for some sort of seasonal event and for this idea of yours to take place within the event, in the game FREE *+* so crazy *+*

Disclaimer, i actually really like the idea of a minion running around after us saying "OH YEAH" hahaha

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Originally Posted by DarkPikachu

So many cash shop posts smh... and then everyone complains because a pumpkin chair is 5$ each. Why do you think the prices are so high? because we keep demanding cash shop cash shop cash shop. Why couldn't you ask for some sort of seasonal event and for this idea of yours to take place within the event, in the game FREE *+* so crazy *+*

Disclaimer, i actually really like the idea of a minion running around after us saying "OH YEAH" hahaha

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lol i made this thread out of sarcasm to mock the other threads. but little did i know some people would take it seriously... xD

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Originally Posted by Rhuazie

lol i made this thread out of sarcasm to mock the other threads. but little did i know some people would take it seriously... xD

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ma bad hahahaha but the idea of the minion thing is kinda cool xD i just am super salty about all the recent cash shop threads lol

I would spend money on this so hard. Get the Sw1tcher brand Hypeman Cactar:

http://i.imgur.com/eXdpRlU.jpg

Credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFrie...peman_cactuar/

I'll take eight!

Not gonna lie, I love this idea. I'd also be all for an anger translator, and other related options.

But why limit this to FFXIV? Every game needs this! There's room for a hype man in the FFXV car! Make it happen SE!

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Originally Posted by F_Maximillian

I wouuld second this only if it wore a giant clock around it's neck.

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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BOOOOYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!

* Gauss Barrel *
Hype Man: WOO HOO!!
Player: I didn't even do anything..
Hype Man: THEY SAID IT!
Player: ..
Hype Man: YEAH!
gg
I actually like this idea though. c:

I remember a MST host segment in which Joel reprogrammed the robots to think that everything he said and did was utterly brilliant. He got sick of it in about a minute and a half. I imagine this would be the same for everyone who isn't a narcissist. Now, you could take the basic idea and tone it down a bit, for example, a "Theme Music" minion ala the movie 'I'm Gonna Git You Sucka,' or...

...wait...

...MST3K...



Hey Square? How about getting the rights from Best Brains for Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo minions?