Submit your heightist npcs here so we can begin our class action against this detestable discrimination!
Example: So i walk into the adders nest with my camera at lala level and am greeted by the nice grand company npcs... except 1!
Serpent Personnel Officer refuses to accept i can see him despite every other npc being targetable when moving into the same angles. He must be brought to justice!
Lalas unite! Against heightist npcs
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07-04-2016, 08:24 AMAlaltusLalas unite! Against heightist npcs
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07-04-2016, 08:25 AMLaerune
Bite his ankels!
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07-04-2016, 08:28 AMCakekizyyCan he reach the ankles?Quote:
Originally Posted by Laerune
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07-04-2016, 08:30 AMLaeruneMaybe not on his own, but if he gets another lalafell, they might work toghter to get the job done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cakekizyy
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07-04-2016, 11:03 AMLalafellDown
I believe all players should bend their knees slightly to our level when speaking to us. Its common courtesy to talk at eye level, even in the real world.
If you're following the method below you're wrong.
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07-04-2016, 12:10 PMEloahI want a Roe to do this to so I can hug their next and demand a piggy backride, XD.Quote:
Originally Posted by LalafellDown
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07-04-2016, 03:08 PMKhanscott
Who could hate a Lala? They are wonderful! You can bake them, mash them, put them in a stew...
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07-04-2016, 03:09 PMLarkspurYou'll be the first sacrifice, then!Quote:
Originally Posted by Khanscott
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07-04-2016, 03:12 PMMahri
I came here expecting screenshots of savage lalafell hordes surrounding insolent tall people, full of dignacious disapproval.
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07-04-2016, 03:13 PMLarkspurI can probably arrange this if you give me a few days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mahri
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07-04-2016, 06:22 PMNaesakiAshwell
I declare this thread to be!!!......utterly adorable!!
If I could gather up Lalafells and give them a big roebear hug! <3
Though I may break my back bending down to pick you all up :v -
07-04-2016, 06:45 PMSquigley
Class action... Pffft! How about a killing spree? The discrimination has gone on for far too long! LALARIOT!
Brb, leveling WAR for axe-murdering. -
07-04-2016, 06:51 PMNaesakiAshwellJust you know if you feel the need to murder me, can you at least leap up and strike my face/neck with the axe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squigley
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07-04-2016, 06:59 PMSquigleyPoop. I planned to first chop the legs so that I can reach the neck (by jumping). But I'm such a nice axe-murder lala that I'll go buy a ladder.Quote:
Originally Posted by NaesakiAshwell
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07-04-2016, 07:00 PMNaesakiAshwellHave you seen how high you can jump? :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Squigley
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07-04-2016, 07:07 PMSquigley
High but not always high enough!
Edit: It's also very disrespectful and racist that I have to wear an owl* on my head to conduct business with NPC vendors. Otherwise he/she won't even notice I'm there behind the desk! #lowertablesforequality
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07-04-2016, 07:16 PMAlaltusThe judge is Lala, the jury is lala and whichever verdict there is only 1 sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squigley
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07-04-2016, 09:41 PMEul
Popoto trying to jump? They can't even reach roe knee either...
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07-04-2016, 10:23 PMRosalynd
Hush little ones, food have no rights.
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07-04-2016, 10:49 PMCelefCan't wait to see that !Quote:
Originally Posted by Larkspur
Would probably end up like this :pQuote:
Originally Posted by NaesakiAshwell
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07-04-2016, 11:13 PMdejiko_sanThey will come... *cue Mr Burns fingers together pose*Quote:
Originally Posted by Larkspur
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07-05-2016, 12:57 AMNandalowellYou just let me know when. I'll even drag my husbando along. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Larkspur