Your tank may hate you...

...if you post a thread in the tank forums titled 'your healer might hate you.'

I hate everyone. Tanks, healers, damage dealers...the lot of ya. Y'all make me sick.

I'm an equal-opportunity hater. Titan-egi is okay though...he reminds me of a funny little floaty chicken nugget.

I only hate Lalafells and losing in fantasy football.

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Originally Posted by Anienai

I only hate Lalafells and losing in fantasy football.

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I'm sorry to hear that, because I love you ♥.

I'm sure Fantasy Football loves you, too.

that whole thread is just meant to whine to tanks about a single tank we dont even know or care to, besides, we lost alot of mitigation and self healing cause healers thought we were too hard to heal, prob wouldve saved a wipe, the old school way. Not gonna suggest what i really want to, itd just be too wrong

I like cheese

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Originally Posted by Velox

I hate everyone. Tanks, healers, damage dealers...the lot of ya. Y'all make me sick.

I'm an equal-opportunity hater. Titan-egi is okay though...he reminds me of a funny little floaty chicken nugget.

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And I hate you... for posting what I was going to! /rage

I don't need you to like me. Just turn up and do your job so we can finish quick and clean. Tank can be a total jerk as long as they pull their weight.

*see post in other thread or this wont make sense*

My Tank probably hates me because he's my best friend, and much like whenever I tank and he heals, when I heal I like to play hide and seek around corners and casually mention ''you're not in line of sight'' so he moves himself and the mobs and the dps to be in my sight, then I move again and say ''hey you're not in my line of sight'' and a torrent of cusswords pours out of my headphones

My tank probably hates me because he's my Boyfriend and I keep telling him to either pull more or less (I have insecurity issues) or tell him that I hate when he tank on his WAR since he's still learning how to mitigate better and he is so damn squishy that I barely can dps as SCH (fairy trusting issues still). I also hate when he decides to run off behind a corner because "line of sight" just to make me mad (only in premade parties).

My tank also hates me because I tend to wait when he is at 20% hp before healing him which gives him an heart attack every time, priceless!

I absolutely HATE cookies because I LOVE cookies so much but cookies make me FAT!!!

My rl mate tanks for me both in and out of the time. I know he hates how close I'll let him get to KO because he knows I don't do this with other tanks. But my response is always the same, "I don't let other tanks get as low because I don't know them! "

I only hate first-timers in bismarck/ravana who are dead most of the time, and get the bird ;-;

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Originally Posted by Kaenbyou

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I admit to rogue part of this.

thank god no one ever talks in dungeons,right?

PHEEEWWWWW :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Anienai

I admit to rogue part of this.

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Yeah but if it's a smart NIN, he'll use Shadewalker on the tank first, then run down and pull the next group ;D

Or if he wants to be a cheeky git, he uses it on the healer and does the same. 8)

I hate that one tank I see in mirrors on occasion. I see him everywhere and it just makes me furious. He owes me ten gil!

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Originally Posted by Gemina

My rl mate tanks for me both in and out of the time. I know he hates how close I'll let him get to KO because he knows I don't do this with other tanks. But my response is always the same, "I don't let other tanks get as low because I don't know them! "

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Well i do the same every time
Except that my FC tank i do expect them to use their ultimate survivability cd on time
Otherwise it happends that I let some tank die because i was dpsing

And expect them to mitigate damage
And most of the time they don't until they see that I won't heal them unless they do
I'm a sadistic heal... and I reign over the battlefield X3

@Kaenbyou
This pic is my bible
It is me at 200%

Wait, what?

A tank hating a healer?

Does the buffoon not realize that the healer is literally the only reason they can do what they do, and that they'd be bona fide SOL without them?

I speak as a tank; if you're a tank and your healer says "jump," your answer as a tank is "how high?" End of discussion.

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Originally Posted by Anienai

I only hate Lalafells and losing in fantasy football.

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Its funny because Lalas speak so highly of you

J/k your a gigantic horses behind, have a great day!

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Originally Posted by Jpec07

Wait, what?

A tank hating a healer?

Does the buffoon not realize that the healer is literally the only reason they can do what they do, and that they'd be bona fide SOL without them?

I speak as a tank; if you're a tank and your healer says "jump," your answer as a tank is "how high?" End of discussion.

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Don't you know that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DxS7eT_ky4

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Originally Posted by Jpec07

Wait, what?

A tank hating a healer?

Does the buffoon not realize that the healer is literally the only reason they can do what they do, and that they'd be bona fide SOL without them?

I speak as a tank; if you're a tank and your healer says "jump," your answer as a tank is "how high?" End of discussion.

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Nah. There's no douche in team, if anyone is an ass in DF I kick them, I don't care what role they play. I have an FC and Linkshells.