Joke Weapon Glamour

I want a Choco cookie Shield and Sausage sword.

Throw your ideas.

Well, the monk have the kettles already.

I want a giant leek stalk like the pokemon Farfetch'd as DRK weapon.

You're not gonna wait for the Yo-Kai Watch collab? everybody gets Toys :P

A pop-up book as a SMN/SCH weapon and a MNK weapon that's like the Hulk Smash fists toy :D

See the food-related "weapons" from the food fight at the beginning of RWBY Vol. 2.

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Originally Posted by tENAxc

A pop-up book as a SMN/SCH weapon and a MNK weapon that's like the Hulk Smash fists toy :D

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Take the Hulk Hands and tie it to an arrow for Bards.

I'd like to see the FF7 joke weapons and the mop from Crono Trigger.

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Magazine

Girl next door etc. for SMN/SCH

Still waiting on that baseball bat myself.

New.....
NIN - Dual fish
MCH - Coel Gun
WAR - Squeaky Hammer with Sound Effects.
CNJ - Shish Kabob

Axe for Marauders/Warriors that looks like a Shovel.

More-available Mogfork for DRG - or the mighty SPORK!

1H weapon - Rubber chicken
2H weapon - 2X4
Off-hand - Shopping bag
Dual-wield - Coconuts

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Originally Posted by tENAxc

A pop-up book as a SMN/SCH weapon and a MNK weapon that's like the Hulk Smash fists toy :D

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Already have big green fists for mnk weapon http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...51c3be9f7d.jpg

Crystal ball for AST.

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Originally Posted by TheGrimace

Axe for Marauders/Warriors that looks like a Shovel.

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Already have that though. You can get the ilvl 55 axe from the Maelstrom that looks exactly like a shovel.

Excalipoor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMF3PvyR8SA

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Originally Posted by Chimeric

Crystal ball for AST.

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How about a disco ball instead? xD

There's a huge ton of joke weapons in the DS kingdom hearts game XD Like Saix using a banana, Roxas using an umbrella, the guy with the book using a sandwich, etc. etc.

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Originally Posted by tENAxc

A pop-up book as a SMN/SCH weapon

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The moogle books have pop-ups. Very cute!

Yes please! Kinda unfair for monks to be having all the "joke" weapons like the wootz gauntlet, kettle, etc

Other games does it:
http://45.media.tumblr.com/048f879e7...uo2_r1_540.gif

So why not this? Joke weapons are perfect for Gold Saucer

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Originally Posted by tENAxc

A pop-up book as a SMN/SCH weapon and a MNK weapon that's like the Hulk Smash fists toy :D

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As Gralna already showcased. The Wootz Knuckles already exist for the Hulk Smash fist needs.

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Originally Posted by Morningstar1337

You're not gonna wait for the Yo-Kai Watch collab? everybody gets Toys :P

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More toys are always nice :p

I'd like a Frying Pan, Guitar and a Watergun joke weapon :o

The game would do well to have a joke weapon for each class.

A mop for DRG
Chopsticks for NIN
Baseball bat/makeshift wooden sword and trash can lid/cardboard shield for PLD
A street sign for WAR
Take-out menu/magazine/birthday card for SCH/SMN
Beach ball for AST
Plastic bow + suction cup arrows for BRD
Squirt gun for MCH
Big cardboard tube sword for DRK
Big lolly pop/broom for WHM

Bard should get an Angelo-Cannon. We shoot dogs from off our wrists. I'd also be very happy with shooting Gaelikittens at enemies.

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Originally Posted by Kurogaea

More toys are always nice :p

I'd like a Frying Pan, Guitar and a Watergun joke weapon :o

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http://i.imgur.com/PrbifNW.jpg
Indeed a frying pan would be entertaining XD