What would you do if you were the charatcer on your avatar (April Fools thread)

I would go around and take on the scholarly art of Nymian Magicks and use them to succor the sick, because SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED!

I would further push the player-character towards doing more menial quests before providing whatever wisdom they wanted from me.

I'd probably go around rescue my all friends

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Without dying and wiping the group in the process though

I would not play for the day lol.

I would whine about how the game is dying and I can't do anything about it, and then I'd proceed to drink my life away.

Tease Alphinaud more.

I'd be the same as Enki already is (a knight)... only I'd end up falling in battle due to my plot armour failing me.... Oh Haunchy.. why did you have to die? *sniff* :(

Try to seduce all the boyz while the mainstory waits. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I got everyone's favourite Garlean expatriate that serves everyone's favourite black-haired Elezen.

And I'd make a move on Ser Aymeric

I'd imagine I'd be a real hoot in DF runs.

Find a better shield.

Reveal that I am working with the Ascians to secretly rid the world of dragons and bring down Ishgard to the Scions to help quickly wrap up this storyline. Pick up Alphinaud by his little annoying throat and drop him off a cliff then dispatch the remaining Ishgardian scouts to seek out and gather all tomestones so adventurers would have to find another, more interesting source of gear. :D

I mean...if Poroggo were cats, it wouldn't be too far from reality?

Minus the magic part, of course.

I'd probably cackle and brew potions.

Maybe turn people into frogs.

"Not in the face!" /flies across the street. T _ T That's all I could think of when I saw my avatar.

nuke the first adventurer trying to go to the antitower, nuke Y'stola for being dumb, and nuke Alphinud becuse well he is alphanod, oh and teach the PC all the powerful magic from the old days so he/she can be OP

I would Jump from the nearest Tower to end my existence...
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I hate Charibert q.q

I'd get ready to be the new Fortemps leader by changing the Fortemps symbol into something silly.

Lock my brother up so he wouldn't screw anything else up. Then proceed to send the warrior of light on a series of annoying and painfully long quests just so i could sit in my new mansion and have a stiff drink by the fire.

I'd continue my really well written character development

Invite some friends for a sit-down around the hearth in Falcon's Nest, have some fine wine, have a nice evening.

I'd be ugly (?)

I would create a new alliance with the neighboring nations while secretly planning to throw the world in disorder and chaos, also I'll try to give zodiark a new great form.

i would become a dragon.

Don't become Nidhogg...Because it's a stupid name.

Marry the WoL and have many children, while living on the countryside and breed Chocobos. Nope, no dragon war.

(I can dream , okay?! ;_; )

I'd rule the forums with an iron fist.

Drop some more truth bombs on the WoL and those other kids before they start even more drama *drops mic*

Whoop Haurchefant real good.

Not go insane and become a dragon.

I dunno, stroke my beard while sitting?

/shrug

Kill myself

I'd use Hallowed Ground and proceed to die anyways because it's a server tick too late.

I'd not sell that nice man death sticks, I'd go home and rethink my life.

Literally just jump everywhere.

"Estinien, could you pass me that book?"

"Sure!"

*flings self across room and crashes into the bookcase*

I would... eh... taunt Y'shtola, I guess.

Cry and reflect on my miserable existence.

dodge

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Give everyone a good light beaming.

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Originally Posted by Konicorgi

I would... eh... taunt Y'shtola, I guess.

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That's actually a pretty good idea.