Give me your "best" FFXIV pun

I don't wanna talk about my experiences with the Blizzard spell. It's a pretty heavy subject...

FFXIV Online, Over 5 million players!

Not really a pun but a joke none the less.

I tried to come up with more, but puns are just not my Kupo tea...

I think some Au Ras are "horny"

Quick, don't thinx about cats !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam-eGrO8Os

Have you seen how those white mages fight? Holy cow, dude!

What do Bards do when they die?



Decompose.

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Originally Posted by Suirieko

Have you seen how those white mages fight? Holy cow, dude!

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I don't know what you mean. I think Paladins are far more flashy

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Originally Posted by ZhoRa13

I don't know what you mean. I think Paladins are far more flashy

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Paladins may be more flashy but they can't jump to it like Dragoons can!

Also be careful when you invite a Scholar somewhere, they tend to be the bane of the party with all their talk.

Never trust those small races, because they lalafail more often.

Happened so yesterday. Ramuh went enrage and that was quite shocking.

If the followers of Ifrit are called Tempered, and followers of Leviathan are called Drowned...

does it mean that Garuda's followers are blown, and Titan's followers are stoned?

I'm shocked that Ramuh's followers are called "touched ones" I guess being thunder follower is a touchy subject.

I have to wash my hands, because I touched Ramuhs balls...

The thought of fighting the next primal makes me shivar...