Lalafell as weapon

Can we have lalafells as weapons please? only available to Roes.

I'd rather have them as a football, or a new striking dummy.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Taei

Can we have lalafells as weapons please? only available to Roes.

---

Don't we have something like this?
http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...5ad1fa298c.jpg

I've often wished I could throw my static's other tank at the boss (he is a Lalafell DRK). xD

LOL I automatically knew a Roe made this thread before even checking it, must be a FFXI thing between galkas and tarus

I want a Lalafell-shaped Popoto Striking Dummy. It should make satisfying squishing noises whenever it's smacked, stabbed, slashed, or magicked. And when the dummy reaches 0 health and its health resets, it plays a random Lalafell death voice sound.

Then I would make a garden of them... The Garden of Slaughter...

Yeah we need a Lalafell Launcher (LaLaLauncher) that launches exploding lalas.
Or one itself that can shoot lasers beams from their eyes and mouth.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ashkendor

I've often wished I could throw my static's other tank at the boss (he is a Lalafell DRK). xD

---

I've joked about Roe's and male AuRa being about to throw Lala tanks at mobs to grab aggro.

Lalafels are for after a fight as food.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Taei

Can we have lalafells as weapons please? only available to Roes.

---

Only if lalafells can have roegadyn mounts.

I want a Roegadyn mount, so Bad!!!

Only if we can kill the roe after they are done.

And I don't want them as a riding mount. But as the mount to seat my toilet on.

You better believe I am absolutely serious.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Taei

Can we have lalafells as weapons please? only available to Roes.

---

They would need to be a type of axe, to enable the use of Lala-Fell Cleave

Dang what's wrong with you people?

Only if I can glamour my companion to a galka whm, i'll keep tossing him cookies after he had used all his mp casting 2 cures ^^

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by AriaEnia

Dang what's wrong with you people?

---

there is nothing wrong with us.

survival dictates that we must do as many debasing things to lalas as possible to keep them from world domination.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ashkendor

I've often wished I could throw my static's other tank at the boss (he is a Lalafell DRK). xD

---

/pray motion /kneel motion or /grovel motion + /em flavor text + plunge timing = taru toss lalalauncher
/sulk for punting works well also

Plunge is such a great skill for all the wrong reasons, (bonus works with elusive jump too)