Funny Macros

What is the funniest macro you have ever seen or used?

I'm curious to know what type of macros the community actually finds entertaining.

I have not looked into macros yet, but I'm curious to see!

/say <Insert Joke>

For the most part what few macros I use are purely utility that cuts down on me having to stop and type, (PS4 player so I have to take my hands off the controller if I want to use my keyboard). The main ones which I use are a "Come to me at <pos>." for FATE parties, "/huddlist" for hiding the duty list, and one for turning the visual effects of other players on or off for situations such as S ranks.....

Pretty much the only one that I use for non-utility purposes though is a simple "/emote shakes his head silently." text that's linked with "/no Motion" to give it a motion with the text.....

I remember one from a Paladin basically trash talking the mob that was linked to provoke. I wish I could even remember a single line cus it honestly made it hard to heal the first time I saw it I started to laugh so hard. Actually just spent 10minutes searching my computer for it cus I thought I saved it but no go :(

I have a macro to quote Slippy from Star Fox 64 every time I pull hate as a healer.

/p Fox! Get this guy off me! <se.5>

It's especially fun in Qarn Hard Mode because of the head enemy that grabs you with disembodied hands. ...I make references to Star Fox 64 when I can. That's my only macro for any chat things though.

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Originally Posted by File2ish

I have a macro to quote Slippy from Star Fox 64 every time I pull hate as a healer.

/p Fox! Get this guy off me! <se.5>

It's especially fun in Qarn Hard Mode because of the head enemy that grabs you with disembodied hands. ...I make references to Star Fox 64 when I can. That's my only macro for any chat things though.

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Sounds like a good provoke idea "Can't let you do that <T>"

/em sets a campfire because it's gonna take age to get another tank or healer depending on which of them scrubs left...
/kneel motion

I have many more but it'd be a hassle to write em all xD

This is a macro i created.

/shout Senpai down. Who will notice me? <pos>

I use this when i fall in the field and need a revive

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Originally Posted by KoroushSensei

This is a macro i created.

/shout Senpai down. Who will notice me? <pos>

I use this when i fall in the field and need a revive

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Personally I would've gone for "Senpai, I'm down! Notice me!

For my Provoke I have "Oh no you don't, <t> come back to daddy" (and on my female alt I have "Oh no you don't, <t> come back to mommy ) - lot of times people laugh in the dungeon when i have to use it, one of my friends after seeing it for the first time started calling me Mom

/p I've thought of a wonderful present for you.
/wait 2
/p Shall I give you dis pear?
I have a lot of really silly macros that I use for both utility and for flavor. The macro up above is mostly used for when things are going incredibly badly, to the point where I know we're gonna wipe.

I saw one the other day in French, and while I don't understand that much French at all, I got the gist of it. Something like "It's ok, <tt>! I've got <t> now!" for Provoke. Not necessarily funny, but it's the first time I've seen that kind of "interactive" provoke macro ^^