You KNOW you want some BAD TANK PUNS.

"Leveling up your pally again?"

"Yep. Been a while since I paladinged."

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"ALL RIGHT! LET'S KICK SOME AXE!"

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"Every man has his Dark Side."

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"All right sir, go ahead and shield swipe your credit card."

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"You stink. Go home and take a blood bath."

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"My Dark Passenger wants to play."

"Dexter's a dark knight!"

"I thought he was a lumberjack."

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"Does Salted earth work on french fries?"

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"Curtana, Covenant sighted!"

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"Easy, buddy. Don't provoke him."

"But my healer will be pissed!"

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"Take cover!"

"Not on my toolbar!"

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"VENGEANCE IS MINE! And holmgang, and foresight, and thrill of baaaaattle..."

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"Warriors and Dark Knights are smug bastards because it takes two hands to grip their shafts."

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"What do you call an orgy of warriors? A HOLMGANG Bang!"

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"Blood Price can be nice, but it's shadowskin for the win!"

"SHUT. UP."

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"Blood on her skin! Dripping with sin! Do it again! Living Dead girl!

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"Stop flashing her!"

"But my healer will be pissed!"

Warrior is overpowered, but paladin is flashiest or was until dark knight was unleashed.

Ha! Great topic! Looks like Dark Minds think alike? Ahahahaha...hahaha...ohhh...okay...

http://instantcsi.com/

This isn't originally mine but here goes:

You know you're in the tanking forums because everyone is so defensive about their job!

If I had more Foresight, I would have seen this thread coming a yalm away. On another note, thank you for making a post that isn't about tank balance. Its brought some much needed Equilibrium to these forums.

All you need to be a good tank is awareness and foresight

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Originally Posted by Freyyy

All you need to be a good tank is awareness and foresight

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This is hilarious considering these two are literally the two worst CDs in the game... for any role.

Surecast ?

Edit : Just realized that this one would be terribly useful on PLD for Clemency haha, too bad they can't take it

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Originally Posted by Gooner_iBluAirJGR

If I had more Foresight, I would have seen this thread coming a yalm away. On another note, thank you for making a post that isn't about tank balance. Its brought some much needed Equilibrium to these forums.

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Ugh, I know, right? All the constant bickering is a Scourge, and only serves to Fracture the community and make people want to Abandon the forum altogether.

/em runs from the Pun Police.

"Ugh, I wish I could call a tank swap on my wife!"

"Tanks for playing & have a Bulwark day filled with Convolenence on Sheltron!" or just "Tank you very much!"

Said from one Paladin to a White Mage.

"Why hello there White Mage, want to... get out of here and cast some Stoneskin? I have Protect." *wink wink*

This threads going to feel my wrath. Reprisal upon us, offer us deliverence for our sins. May we rest amongst our forefathers hallowed ground.
Tank you for reading

What skill do Warriors use when they're hungry?

Inner Feast.

Tanks get a little defensive when you tell them to have foresight.

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Originally Posted by Freyyy

All you need to be a good tank is awareness and foresight

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Warriors, in particular, largely benefit from awareness due to their raw intuition.

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Bwhahahhahaha

That Low Blow really hurt my Dark Passenger, as I didn't have the Foresight to Cover it in time...
Aye, Grit my teeth in pain I did.
Only when I exact my Vengeance, shall Equilibrium be restored!

What did optimus prime name his turtle? Sheltron!

Next Halloween there will be nothing but DRKs in the DF, because they are the Living Dead :U! *bad pun drums rolling*
But maybe you will find some WARs too, because they could take a Blood Bath to disguise themselves!! *bad pun drums rolling again*

Why are WARs preferred more than the other tanks when it comes to getting laid?

Because they get to have Internal Release.

Hue.

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Originally Posted by elemental10

Why are WARs preferred more than the other tanks when it comes to getting laid?

Because they get to have Internal Release.

Hue.

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Not to mention their Uncontrollable Berserking Inner Beast.