Dear DPS

Please keep your whining in this thread, we have enough whiners in the tank one... thanks :D

As a bard, I refuse to contain my whining to one thread. My tears need multiple venues. Thanks!

Bob the Tank says to Jim the DPS, "man it sure must be nice being a DPS! You just get to focus on doing damage! The digital grass is so much greener on your side!" Jim replies, "but it must be so nice having instant queues and to be so tough! The digital grass must be much greener on your side!"

In reality, they are in Ul'dah, the grass is all dead and the party is going to wipe because the Astrologian is too busy being picked on by the WHMs and SCHs and accidentally turned on Light Speed.

Dear DPS,

Mechanics say hi.

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Originally Posted by Arkanethered

Dear DPS,

Mechanics say hi.

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It's a shame mechanic cannot say hi to tanks since you don't have to deal with any

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Originally Posted by hallena

It's a shame mechanic cannot say hi to tanks since you don't have to deal with any

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man what. tanks have a ton of interesting, unique mechanics to deal with like;

• making the offtank tank the thing for a lil bit
• tanking a new thing that spawned
• using one or more of your 8 defensive cooldowns on a specific thing
• not falling asleep irl
• NOT tanking the thing, even though you could (!!!)
• moving the thing somewhere else

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Originally Posted by bideogames

man what. tanks have a ton of interesting, unique mechanics to deal with like;

• making the offtank tank the thing for a lil bit
• tanking a new thing that spawned
• using one or more of your 8 defensive cooldowns on a specific thing
• not falling asleep irl
• NOT tanking the thing, even though you could (!!!)
• moving the thing somewhere else

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You forgot

• Tanking the thing togather because it does less hitting two of us

What are these mechanics you speak of?

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Originally Posted by IskarJarak

Please keep your whining in this thread, we have enough whiners in the tank one... thanks :D

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-he whined, as a tank in the dps forum

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Originally Posted by Malevicton

-he whined, as a tank in the dps forum

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It's the equivalent of people whining about people whining

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Originally Posted by hallena

It's the equivalent of people whining about people whining

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Not really an equivalent as much as a literal description of exactly what happened.