story question relm reborn ending? [spoilerz]

k so we were all once badass warriors of light who traveled the realm of eorzia to fight furries like ifrit shiva garuda, etc. and after lvling to 50 on all our alts with our weeaboo names we get rekt by this mtherfkin mario leprachaun lalafell who poisons the pink loli and then proceeds to get more rekt by the african american super saiyan? then after some magikuru transformation scenes he also gets rekt by a dude in blue jump suit i forgot his name, so is this guy the master conspiracy guy? or is the smaller lalafell with yda's mask the guy?
And even all my relationships with the pointy nose admiral from pirate city and the rule 34'd forest healing priest they just stand there and some dude be like,
"admiral we have to go".
-looks at chopped arm-
"k cya lolz". y do they not do anything????
And finaly, the skyons of 7th heaven end up killing themselves for the big boob minfka who then kills herself by running back to the fight, like wtf??? and then this part is bs. i finaly make it out of the cave and whos waiting for me?
http://i.imgur.com/thgsmAp.png
the metrosexual elf and the carriage guy who gave me a ride when i was lvl 1. so now hes like herpity derp time to go bak to lvl 1 u dumfuk for buying this expansion pack. and now im stuck in the desert.

i just want to know, who is the mastermind behind all this? thx 4 readings.

Something something....Boob carriage guy...something...
...I'm not even going to try to translate this one.
Out of my league folks.

You. You are the mastermind. Clearly.

I laughed way too hard at this.

That description. 10/10 would read again.

Yeah, the guy behind everything is the smaller lalafell with Yda's mask (Lolorito). Why? You'll find out soon enough~

Everything is wrapped up neatly in Heavensward.

He is really the guy in white.

LMAO. Square, Please hire this man to write MSQ from now on.

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Originally Posted by Narthice

LMAO. Square, Please hire this man to write MSQ from now on.

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Have him as the secondary English localizer so people won't complain about characters being "too hard" to understand.

It annoyed me too. I could kill all those midgets and stupid Brass Blades or whatever.

and this story has terrible ending in Heavensward. what a pile of garbage... hyping us for a big revolution storyline then it turn out the way it is in HW.

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Originally Posted by Evangela

It annoyed me too. I could kill all those midgets and stupid Brass Blades or whatever.

and this story has terrible ending in Heavensward. what a pile of garbage... hyping us for a big revolution storyline then it turn out the way it is in HW.

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-1 for not understanding eorzean politics and your own standing in them.

I don't care. the story was boring and that's the fact. they were hyping the players to return to Ul'dah one day for a revenge and take everything back. no, apparently that midget is not a bad guy, the sultana wasn't dead, and the one arm guy is now reinstated without killing anyone. so uneventful. why don't make the midget new sultan and let me cut his head off and burn down his palace?