NOOO!!!!!!!

NOOOO!!!

I just got out of the market wards in Uldha and i heard "he said he was a reporter"
A GM definitely just appeared and left.
Why do I always miss this stuff!

Thats it, I'm staying in Uldha.

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Name=Dural Tharal
Language=English
server=Kashuan
Time of visit=5:15 PM UTC/GMT -6 hours

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Originally Posted by Rinoa

NOOOO!!!

I just got out of the market wards in Uldha and i heard "he said he was a reporter"
A GM definitely just appeared and left.
Why do I always miss this stuff!

Thats it, I'm staying in Uldha.

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Name=Dural Tharal
Language=English

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Only reply I can think of....

/comfort

I always get the non english ones ^_^

Anybody copypasta his messages?

I have one that appeared in Rabanastre last night. I'll post it.

yeah i saw one too took a screenshot but he spoke german

At what time have guys you seen the GMs? I saw this one at 5:15 PM

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-------- Login Message --------
Welcome to Rabanastre!
Welcome to Eorzea!
Returning to Ul'dah...

Kipih Jakkya: Well met adventurers!
Kipih Jakkya waves.
Kenmachy Peachy pokes you.
Kipih Jakkya: I'm on the hunt for the next big scoop!
Kenmachy Peachy points at Kipih Jakkya.
You bow courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Helayna Galestrum waves to Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: Have any of you seen anything strange recently?
Yoko Chan waves to Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya bows courteously to you.
Rau Lecreuset: Actually.... I have.
Kipih Jakkya waves to Yoko Chan.
Yoko Chan bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: You have?!
Gendote Shan: I has!!
Kipih Jakkya: What have you seen? Please be detailed! I promise I'll take lots of notes!
Albio Brando strikes a pose for Kipih Jakkya.
Albio Brando bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Rau Lecreuset: There are reports of a multitude of people in town who have a found a magical tool that lets them forfeit their conciousness, and in doing so, allows them to craft for inordinate amounts of time
Kipih Jakkya bows courteously to Albio Brando.
[3]<Kenmachy Peachy> lol
[3]<Albio Brando> lol
[3]<Albio Brando> lol Rau wtf
Kipih Jakkya: Hmmm... really....
Rau Lecreuset: I think its worthy of a story. Perhaps the Mythril Eye should look into it.
[3]<Albio Brando> are we snitching on bots
[3]<Rau Lecreuset> maybe...
Kipih Jakkya: That is quite the story indeed.
[3]<Albio Brando> lol you're such a smart ass
[3]<Kenmachy Peachy> lol wtf rau
Crimson Wolf pokes Kipih Jakkya.
[3]<Albio Brando> mythril eye hahahaha
Kipih Jakkya: What? The Mythril Eye wouldn't know a good story if it bit them in the behind!
Albio Brando invites you to a party.
Rau Lecreuset: And the Raven is better?
Albio Brando: o.o
Kenmachy Peachy bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Xavier Star bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: The Raven on the other hand, always follows up on every lead, and we only print the most accurate information.
You join the party.
Xavier Star cheers you on!
Kipih Jakkya: I consider myself quite honored to have been published in the Raven on multiple occasions!
Kenmachy Peachy bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Albio Brando cheers Kipih Jakkya on!
Crimson Wolf looks away from Kipih Jakkya, sulking.
Rau Lecreuset: Paid off by the Syndicate, i say.
Kipih Jakkya: Still, I'm going to need to look into this magical tool you speak of. Is it like a Hammer? Or an Anvil? Do you know anything else about it?
Albio Brando bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya bids farewell to Albio Brando.
Kenmachy Peachy welcomes Kipih Jakkya.
Rau Lecreuset: It might be the next evolution of Eorzean races.
(Albio Brando) trying to make behest
Rau Lecreuset: or it could be the downfall of the entire world.
Kipih Jakkya: Oh my! Well, this will certainly merit further research indeed.
Kipih Jakkya: What about the rest of you? Have you seen anything in your many travels?
Xavier Star: Imperials.
>> Xavier Star: say something funny.
Xavier Star >> you were so good
>> Xavier Star: thanks lol.
Kipih Jakkya: Imperials?! Really?
Devaki Dash pokes Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: What were they doing?
Kipih Jakkya waves to Devaki Dash.
Cameron Raad looks at Kipih Jakkya in surprise.
Devaki Dash grins rougishly at the Kipih Jakkya.
You poke Helayna Galestrum.
(Albio Brando) i wanna ask herthings lol
Kenmachy Peachy looks at Kipih Jakkya and panics!
Kipih Jakkya bursts out laughing at Cameron Raad.
(Albio Brando) cast AM on her lol
Kipih Jakkya laughs at Kenmachy Peachy.
Devaki Dash: Who is this... thing?
Rau Lecreuset: Kipih, I have a question.
Xavier Star: One had a gun breastplate.
Kipih Jakkya: Well, usually I'm the one that asks the questions, but sure! Give it a try.
Rau Lecreuset: The Conjurer's Guild has taught us many things, but specifically one thing has elluded me.
Rau Lecreuset: We were taught spells of an older time. Ancient Magic, if you will
Rau Lecreuset: Yet, why did these "Ancients" ever seal away this forbidden magic when it is so...
Rau Lecreuset: Underwhelming.
Helayna Galestrum seems lost in thought.
Devaki Dash: ちょっと伺いますが、あいう人って誰！？
Helayna Galestrum nods to you.
Burst set.
[3]<Rau Lecreuset> i did
[3]<Albio Brando> what did she say?
[3]<Albio Brando> and what did you ask?
[3]<Rau Lecreuset> nothing yet
[3]<Rau Lecreuset> i cast burst on her lol
[3]<Kenmachy Peachy> lol wth
Kipih Jakkya: Hmm... well I wouldn't know much about that really, since I'm not a conjurer, just a regular old reporter. Still, that might be an interesting piece to write about. I suppose I would have to get a few interviews lined up.
Kipih Jakkya: But what about these Imperials? That seems to just come out of nowhere! Has anyone else seen them?
Devaki Dash: Why yes... yes I have!
Mazora Espeon: yes?
Flare set.
Helayna Galestrum: I've only seen them in Gridania.
Mazora Espeon: o O?
Kipih Jakkya: You have? Where? When? I need details!
Kipih Jakkya: My notepad is armed and ready!
Devaki Dash: Well, what had happened was...
Helayna Galestrum: They're in the forest. Slaying beastmen and moogles alike.
Mazora Espeon motions joyfully to Devaki Dash.
Readying Quake...
Kipih Jakkya: The poor moogles!
Helayna Galestrum: Indeed.
You point.
You point at Yoko Chan.
Devaki Dash: And the chocobos too!
Helayna Galestrum: And now there are rumors of two Imperial generals lurking about.
Xavier Star: I saw Rau talking with some Imperial overlords. One had a gun halbred.
Kipih Jakkya: That's... that's awful! Why would they hurt innocent little Chocobos and Moogles?
Devaki Dash: They were lurking around outside my bedroom last night.
Kipih Jakkya: Wow! What?! That's crazy!
Rau Lecreuset: Xavier, please. You would too. Those who profit the most are the ones with the most power.
Devaki Dash: Because they haven't found Jesus, Kipih!
Levin Azure: So was his bedroom last night.
Helayna Galestrum: Who knows what the Imperials are thinking other than domination.
Devaki Dash: I like domination...
Kipih Jakkya: It does sound quite forboding indeed...
Helayna Galestrum staggers.
Rau Lecreuset: The Gunlance is a paradigm of Modern weaponry. It goes to show you that faith in the Eikons is pathetic.
Kipih Jakkya: Does anyone know the names of these imperials?
Rau Lecreuset: Van Baelsar.
Devaki Dash: Yeah! One is named Levin Azure...
Rau Lecreuset: and Van Darnus
Rau Lecreuset: and Van Peachy!
Helayna Galestrum: Sadly, I know not. Those who would see them either serve them or die by them.
You point at Kenmachy Peachy.
Kipih Jakkya: Hmmm...
Mazora Espeon cheers Devaki Dash on!
Devaki Dash: Kipih, I need to talk to you...
Devaki Dash: I think it's over between us.
Kipih Jakkya: Uhm... okay?
Kenmachy Peachy: Kan-e-Senna?
Helayna Galestrum consoles Kipih Jakkya.
Xavier Star: Gaius van Baelsar is Rau's father.
Devaki Dash: It's OVER!
Mazora Espeon looks at Devaki Dash in shock!
Rau Lecreuset: Chilling tale, brother.
Kipih Jakkya: Okay! Just don't hurt me! Just trying to get a story here.
Devaki Dash: So, stop calling me. You can't get no more love from me, gurl!
Kipih Jakkya bursts out laughing.
Helayna Galestrum: Although, another strange thing has come to my mind.
Kipih Jakkya: Yes Helayna? What's that?
Rau Lecreuset: Kipih, you seem to have broken someone's heart.
Helayna Galestrum: I've never seen any of the reporters til now.
Siegfried Valhalla: Omg, is that a GM? O_o
Helayna Galestrum: And yet here you are asking about Imperials.
Sasha Calico waves to Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: Well, we do have a lot of ground to cover when researching our articles.
Devaki Dash: I used to be an imperial...
Helayna Galestrum: Who's to say that you aren't one?
Helayna Galestrum questions Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: Actually I didn't ask about Imperials! Xavier brought it up first!
Siegfried Valhalla: It's a GM!
Mazora Espeon: Ok... claustrophobic... XD
Kipih Jakkya: Look at him!
Xavier Star looks around.
Kipih Jakkya points at Xavier Star.
Mister Wonderful cheers Kipih Jakkya on!
Jeane Berry motions angrily at Narwhal Cetus.
Helayna Galestrum: PLease, give the reporter some room.
Devaki Dash: He needs to take a bath...
Kipih Jakkya: I'm just looking for the next big story, and I'll go wherever those leads take me.
Rau Lecreuset: I can cast Water if she needs.
Sasha Calico: about this danger......when can we expect this new threat?
Devaki Dash: I'll give you a big story...
Sasha Calico seems lost in thought.
Xavier Star >> she said my name /melt
Mister Wonderful waves to Yoko Chan.
>> Xavier Star: you're famous
Levin Azure: Ooo I love big stories.
Mazora Espeon: Kipih Jakkya?
Helayna Galestrum seems lost in thought.
Levin Azure: em leans forward in anticipation.

Siegfried Valhalla: Heres a story! Poorly made weapons, whats up with the constant repairs!
Mazora Espeon: what is this article you speak of?
Rau Lecreuset: You might be too weak for your britches, Sieg.
Narwhal Cetus bows courteously to Jeane Berry.
Kipih Jakkya: Are you saying there's some sort of scandal in the Blacksmithing Business Seigfried?
Devaki Dash: Yeah, there's a scandal alright!
Readying Quake...
Readying Freeze...
Sasha Calico: bah...its community driven
Sasha Calico questions Kipih Jakkya.
Mazora Espeon looks stumped.
Siegfried Valhalla: Perhaps!
Kipih Jakkya: Dear dear dear that would be quite the story indeed.
Readying passive mode...
Siegfried Valhalla: I think the man is out to get us.
Donto Shalewisp: What isn't a scandal these days?
Devaki Dash: Mmmhmm, you don't know the half of it, sista!
Kipih Jakkya: Alright, I think I have some good leads thanks to you wonderful folk!
Rau Lecreuset: The real scandal is the forbidden magic the crafters use....
Siegfried Valhalla: I say we raid all the blacksmiths!!!!
Devaki Dash: Don't call me wonderful, you broke up with me!
Helayna Galestrum: Thank you very much, Kipih.
Kipih Jakkya: But now I have to follow up on them! Imperials, magical tools, blacksmithing scandals, wow! That's a lot!
Helayna Galestrum: Beware the mice, they steal jewelry.
Kipih Jakkya: Thank you all very much for your time! You humble me.
Devaki Dash: I have a "magical tool"...
Kipih Jakkya bows.
Kenmachy Peachy: lol wth blacksmith?
Flaming Pancake bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Levin Azure strikes a pose for Kipih Jakkya.
Sasha Calico bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Siegfried Valhalla bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Cameron Raad: I used to be magical.
Helayna Galestrum bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Xavier Star bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Rau Lecreuset: What do we do with Moonlet??!?!?
Galyn Kai dances sprightly for Kipih Jakkya.
Levin Azure strikes a pose for Kipih Jakkya.
Kipih Jakkya: May the Fury protect you! Safe travels everyone!
Kenmachy Peachy bows courteously to Kipih Jakkya.
Donto Shalewisp: Take care miss, watch out for giant mice.
Levin Azure strikes a pose for Kipih Jakkya.
Devaki Dash: Don't leave me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rau Lecreuset: WHAT DO WE DOO WITH MOONLETS?!
Xavier Star bids farewell.
Flaming Pancake bids farewell to Kipih Jakkya.
Levin Azure: Was it my pose???
Devaki Dash: Don't leave me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Levin Azure: Why do they run when I pose?!?!?
Devaki Dash: Come back, betch!
Rau Lecreuset: someone cast Gravity
Siegfried Valhalla: That was so cool! xD
Mazora Espeon: o good i'm not the only one XD

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Sorry for weird formatting.
Here is what happened at around 11;30PST on Rabanastre in Ul'dah.

I hope you guys appreciate my jokes about botting. This whole event was fun. SE should do more of these :p

I feel sorry for that GM XD

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Originally Posted by Konachibi

I feel sorry for that GM XD

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Me too! OMG! It's a reporter's worst nightmare...

Go out for a story and all that show up are a bunch of drunks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

one just showed up in uldah on fubul

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Devaki Dash: Because they haven't found Jesus, Kipih!

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Win :)


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Originally Posted by Rau

Rau Lecreuset: There are reports of a multitude of people in town who have a found a magical tool that lets them forfeit their conciousness, and in doing so, allows them to craft for inordinate amounts of time

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Rau. I <3 you.

wtf I have to camp the god damn city now lol

Lol my character was listed in that chat log hah sweet. Sasha made the news lol.

Guess we should wait in the other cities for a new reporter :D With so little peoples there, he might pop up anywhere with more than one i guess? ^^

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Originally Posted by Aistaraina

Rau. I <3 you.

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Ais, I miss you :(

Some of those people bothered me... I think that stuff is cool and a lot of people, to me, seemed rather disrespectful in their mannerism's to the GM/reporter. Some of it I thought was funny and cool... but a lot of it made me go... I am glad I am not on that server.... not meaning to be rude, just it bothered me some of the comments lol (I know it would be like that on all server's)

Besaid is said to be worse though, but to say it this way. Do you know any game, any server where people dont become like that when seeing a GM? Of course, would have been fun if someone actually seriously answered his questions xD Lets report the news about the red moon thats growing bigger and redder, might be a meteor storm or something coming ^^ booom, all dead! "You have been disconnected do to a meteor hitting you"
10 hours later:
"Where the H*** has gridania gone??!"

Haha I am not defending my server haha I rarely get on at this time because of school but I know we have our own troubles lol. Ya what I was getting at was not 1 person was answering anything seriously (I know there are people like what was shown above) but I was at least hoping 1 person would respond seriously instead of harassing the GM lol XD. I am sure the GM had a good laugh (I hope) but I can also see them going "come on guys!!!!"

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Originally Posted by Xmbei

Some of those people bothered me... I think that stuff is cool and a lot of people, to me, seemed rather disrespectful in their mannerism's to the GM/reporter. Some of it I thought was funny and cool... but a lot of it made me go... I am glad I am not on that server.... not meaning to be rude, just it bothered me some of the comments lol (I know it would be like that on all server's)

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I think he got off really lightly actually, it could have been MUCH worse lol. I know of a certain game and server ive been on in the past that would have taken that conversation to very dark places before it even began. I think if something like that happens though, a lot of people will want to have some fun with the GM or show off a bit in front of everyone, and they wont all play along with the GMs RP. I think its nice theyre doing something like this though, you can see from the reaction that GM's from SE appearing before people are a pretty rare occurance. He handled it like a pro too. :D

yes I liked how they handled it. ^.^

I saw Kipih on Trabia last night who was english as well.
Someone said it in LS chat right after I found the rank 35 mouse xD

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Originally Posted by Rau

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Rau Lecreuset: There are reports of a multitude of people in town who have a found a magical tool that lets them forfeit their conciousness, and in doing so, allows them to craft for inordinate amounts of time

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This is pure genius

Most of the people on my server are japanese so I don't think I'd have much chance of seeing an english GM.

Still if I did and he asked me questions... he'd probably wish he hadn't with how much I can talk XD

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Originally Posted by Falcus

I saw Kipih on Trabia last night who was english as well.
Someone said it in LS chat right after I found the rank 35 mouse xD

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FFFFFFFFFFF I MISSED IT.

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Originally Posted by Medura

Besaid is said to be worse though, but to say it this way. Do you know any game, any server where people dont become like that when seeing a GM? Of course, would have been fun if someone actually seriously answered his questions xD Lets report the news about the red moon thats growing bigger and redder, might be a meteor storm or something coming ^^ booom, all dead! "You have been disconnected do to a meteor hitting you"
10 hours later:
"Where the H*** has gridania gone??!"

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No one would miss it if it did disappear ... >< :p

Here is two GM pics that I took when the game first came out.

http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/s.../FFXIV_GM2.jpg

http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/s...7/FFXIV_GM.jpg

I truly could not handle that wall o' text.
Was there anything of substance in there? Could someone repost just the highlights or color code the GM's /tells?

A friend of mine and I came to the conclusion Dural Thural lost a bet n so he has to play the game.

What's an Uldha?

A miserable little pile of sand

An Ul'dah is a place where all the bored players practice using /sit. :p