Healthy Lala Recipes for the Modern Roe

Being a health conscious Roe, I try to steer clear of the 'just deep fry them bro' crowd. I, like many, also went through the buttered and caramelled dessert phase. I am liking some of the more recent dishes appearing on Roe menus across Eorzea. My personal favorite;

1- 3450 gram Lala rump (6 or 7 Lala normally suffice, though not all Lala are created equal in this department...I am looking at you Papana)
2- 1 cup Button Mushrooms
3- 3 bushels of Gysahl Greens
4- 1 litre Gobbue Nasalus Extractum

Cube and brown the rump while simmering the mushrooms in the extractum. Serve with the mushroom and extractum drizzled over the rump and the greens washed and raw on the side.

A yellow chocobo feather is recomended for garnish and can be used for picking ones teeth after the meal.

Serves 1.

We shall feast like lalafell filled Kings and Queens!

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Hello there fellow adventurer, that dish seems delicious, you'll need some wine with it!

/10char

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Originally Posted by Kit-Kat

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Hello there fellow adventurer, that dish seems delicious, you'll need some wine with it!

/10char

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OMFG, so damn evil XD

....Not it.

Roast dat lala!

You so much as injure a Lala and there's going to be problems between you and a Lalafellin Primal.

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Originally Posted by Parryacg

You so much as injure a Lala and there's going to be problems between you and a Lalafellin Primal.

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But you are already on the Memenu Menu :P

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Hmmmmmmm...

*looks at OP*

*looks at OP maker*

I can't wait till we're in a raid together~ =3

I would add a few sprinkles of Thyme while the rump is roasting.

But really, I prefer my Lalas raw, they are so cute when they start whimpering while I nibble on their ear. Fear enhances the taste!

The best thing about Pala-ladins is they come with there own serving tray and carving knife.

I'm confused,
I use lalafels for my Roast Dodo

Sure you can eat me...

If I don't eat you first.

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Originally Posted by Sapphic

But you are already on the Memenu Menu :P

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You're not clever. (Though I did have a bit of a giggle)

I saw this in the Limsa Times sport section:

Due to the issues with "deflate" gate and the concern about psi "adjustment" the NFL has commissioned the study of the use of Lalafels instead. They see that the inability to "inflate/deflate" one is worth any loss in aerodynamics in the passing/kicking aspects of the game. The Competition Committee when presented with the idea, felt this also might make the PAT much more interesting to the fans as well.

I've plan to fish some lala from Limsa Bay,Will give some to you,OP.

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Originally Posted by Kuurei

OMFG, so damn evil XD

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They taste the best.

It must be a sin to be this tasty.