Why does Ifrit cross the street ?

Why does Ifrit cross the street ?

I don't know but it was dashing !

Why does Garuda cross the street ?

She doesn't cross, worm ! She comes to rip your eyes out !

Why does Titan cross the street ?

Because the land slided below him.

Why does Leviathan cross the street ?

To knock you out in that pool.

Why does Ramuh cross the street ?

He tripped on his beard and thus the lord of thunder rolled on the road.

Why does Shiva cross the street ?

She slipped on the ice

Why does Moogle Mog cross the street ?

How dare you question his Highness the Good King Moggle Mog XII ?! Off with your head !

Why does Odin cross the street ?

Because Sleipnir saw somone holding 20$ for him.

Sorry, maybe I shouldn't have posted these... *hides*

Narf, narf, narf, narf...*starts flinging rubber chickens*

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

http://i.imgur.com/qijK6xw.gif

mods plz ban the op and also cancel his service account indefinitely, tia.

Why does Ifrit cross the street ?

To flame on the forums on the other side.

(^_~ )

I want to correct every does with a did. Why /did/ ifrit cross the road.

These are more How did instead of Why.

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Why does Odin cross the street ?

Because Sleipnir saw somone holding 20$ for him.

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Favorite one. :D

The land slided below Titan?? You mean slid?

/sigh .......

Why did Lolorito cross the street?

Cause today's schedule shouldn't have involved Raubahn

Ifrit was the only one that got me to chuckle.

I don' really understand this kind of joke...maybe it's a cultural thing?

http://i.imgur.com/KoDgVQn.jpg

Maybe Laffy Taffy is hiring?

Terrible, just terrible... 10 day ban for you.