Signing up to join the Empire

I think we all know who's going to win this war.
And if the Garleans want the Primals dead, I'm their man.

All Hail the motherland Garlemald!

- The Golden Lion Holy van Omen

HAIL!!
The blue hydra Zahak Van Draken

HAIL!

-The Pretty Princess Pretty van Princess

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Originally Posted by PrettyPrincess

HAIL!

-The Pretty Princess Pretty van Princess

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- The Pink Princess Pretty van Princess

Come on people, follow the format!
The Empire will cut you down like dogs if you can't get this right!

oh mah gawd I'm sorry it wont happen again! D: /kneel

HAIL!
Jim Van Wilson
Follower of Nael van Darnus

Hail!

- The Silver Snurble Hotohori van Ryu

I'll join them if they allow me to ride a magitek armor

/aoe on

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/ac "Blood Rite II" <me>
/ac "Dark Seal II" <me>
/ac Shadowsear <t>

Now you all can burn in Hell with the rest of the Empire! ^.^

Hail!

- The ruthless Demon, Oni Van Demon

Hail!

- The Terror of the Park, Candy van Driver

Hail!

- The Dawson of the Creek, James van Der Beek

Hail!

- The Mad Fisher Cat Llen van Coram

Hail!

- The magical pony, Twilight van Sparkle

Hail!

- The Pillaging Botaniser, Pico van Man

/equip main Gun-Hatchet

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Originally Posted by Picoman

Hail!

- The Pillaging Botaniser, Pico van Man

/equip main Gun-Hatchet

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Great idea!

/equip main Gun-Rod

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Originally Posted by Renshi

Hail!

- The Terror of the Park, Candy van Driver

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Renshi, I luv you, man.

Hail!

- The Garlean Emperor, Esthar van Falcus

From here on out I am now officially the emperor of the Garlean empire!

Do you offer 2m wide Shoulderpads? If not I will join the other Empire.

If joining the Empire means I can't summon primals, then I'm out.

SMN > Magitek

- The Crimson Phoenix Blazel Van Noctis

Now where's my Gun-knuckles!? >:P

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Originally Posted by Zantetsuken

If joining the Empire means I can't summon primals, then I'm out.

SMN > Magitek

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Same here, screw them and their magitek monstrosities

- The Shit Actor, Jean-Claude Van Damme

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Originally Posted by Anima

- The Crimson Phoenix Blazel Van Noctis

Now where's my Gun-knuckles!? >:P

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DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING THOSE WOULD BE!?

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Originally Posted by PrettyPrincess

DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING THOSE WOULD BE!?

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and also how technically impossible lol

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Originally Posted by Perrin_Aybarra

and also how technically impossible lol

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sad face .

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Originally Posted by Anima

- The Crimson Phoenix Blazel Van Noctis

Now where's my Gun-knuckles!? >:P

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Once you prove your worth to the empire we will award you with your gun knuckles.
For now, we will need you to go out and gather data in the areas around the Isles of Umbra.

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Originally Posted by Perrin_Aybarra

and also how technically impossible lol

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Your pick

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...listicFist.png
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...nShot28png.png
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...in_Toaster.png
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...06px-Pushy.png

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Originally Posted by MariyaShidou

Your pick

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...listicFist.png
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...nShot28png.png
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...in_Toaster.png

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AHA .

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Originally Posted by MariyaShidou

Your pick

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...listicFist.png
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...nShot28png.png
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...in_Toaster.png
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...06px-Pushy.png

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Sure, but they are not Knuckles.

Edit: Not to mention they are absolutely all ugly looking and you do not fight with your fist wearing that...

Well the gun is near the knuckles?

...HE'S RIGHT IT IS NOT THE SAME

well know the garlean emperor is Chuck Van Norris

**hes the only one that can kill all primals with his gun-fists

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Originally Posted by Yoohre_WildRiver

well know the garlean emperor is Chuck Van Norris

**hes the only one that can kill all primals with his gun-fists

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Chuck van Norris is an old man. He's not fit to be an emperor so he retired!

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Originally Posted by PrettyPrincess

Well the gun is near the knuckles?

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http://nanoha.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Knuckle

Your wish is my command!

SE just needs to make their own version of kos-mos. THEN I CAN HAVE GUN EVEERYTHING

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Originally Posted by PrettyPrincess

SE just needs to make their own version of kos-mos. THEN I CAN HAVE GUN EVEERYTHING

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If you ever read Eat-Man, the guy packs more guns than the rest of the multi-verses.

I want that armor

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Originally Posted by MariyaShidou

http://nanoha.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Knuckle

Your wish is my command!

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lol fine you can have your stupid gunknuckles... I'll laugh when you shoot yourselves in the hand and/or burn your hand in the process of firing and/or just blow your hand altogether. :P

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Originally Posted by Perrin_Aybarra

lol fine you can have your stupid gunknuckles... I'll laugh when you shoot yourselves in the hand. :P

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That would be a LMAO situation

"I finally have you where I want you. Any last words!? NO GOOD KBAI"
*fires knuckle gun*
"FFFFFFFFFFF I SHOT OFF MY OWN FKING HAND WTF WHAI DID I HAVE MY HAND LIFTED UP SO MUCH OH MAH GAWD"

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Originally Posted by PrettyPrincess

DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING THOSE WOULD BE!?

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http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/...afina-p73r.jpg