Make a job sound really boring

Dragoon: Poke things with a stick

Paladin: Some dude with a sword and shield

Summoner: Summon glorified Chocobo companions

Monk: Punch things over and over

Scholar: Just set /follow on the tank

White Mage: Doesnt even have a fairy

Machinist: Pew pew.

your dragoon is wrong.

dragoon: dead

White Mage can only cast heal spells when someone asks for it, each time. Other actions locked while in battle.

Summoner:
Summon minions from fast food restraunts like robo chicken man and literally out tank real tanks in hard zones because you ignore mechanics.

Ninja - lol

Bard:

1,2,3,4. 1,2,3,4.

Someone need a song?

....1,2,3,4.

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your dragoon is wrong.

dragoon: dead

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I second this.

*Ahem*

Dark Knight: Scene kid(Emos are defunct now, aren't they?)

Black Mage.
You put on your robe and wizard hat.

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Originally Posted by Nestama

Black Mage.
You put on your robe and wizard hat.

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That's actually exciting. Try again.

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Originally Posted by PotatoSalad

That's actually exciting. Try again.

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How about this?
Black Mage : http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/images/3/37/Sleep.png

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Originally Posted by Medicine

How about this?
Black Mage : http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/images/3/37/Sleep.png

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That looks like a delicious swirly ice cream cone from hell. Quite the interest pique! Stop being such an interesting person, Tyurru!

Let me try.

Black Mage: Damage.

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That's actually exciting. Try again.

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At last. Someone finds that exciting!
I'll just show myself out now.

Well honestly the jobs are already pretty boring, they have no real interesting mechanics and everyone is pretty much the same.

...I-i.. Tried Potato I did! I really did! Heavy Sobbing

WHM: Heal people.

SMN: Being a SMN.

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SMN: Being a SMN.

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Summoner: "What's a Summoner?"

paladin: now after me...1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 3
bard: like paladin, but with arrows.
white mage: whaddya mean i have to heal?!?
sch: you could sit there and do nothing and people would applaud you for it.
smn: you call that a summon? your like bard, but with a 'pet'
dragoon: your primary attack involves jumping. that's right. jumping.

Paladin in low level dungeons, 1...... 2......... 3,3,3? Wtf 3! Oh right just 1,2,1,2 here.

/queue another video game on other monitor.

Astrologian: Go play solitaire.

Scholar in low level dungeons. Hope you don't mind I brought Eos along for the ride. She needs to practise her healing skills while I'll go to the library to read some Tolkien Gandalf style.

WHM: Cure II, Cure II, Cure II, *out of mana*, /doze
PLD: 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ... Flash! 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ..., 1, ..., 2, ... /doze
SCH: /summon 1 /follow <t> /afk (/doze)

Punching things over and over is fun.

Bard... My DPS is low Because I love Karaoke ... ♪ ♫ ♯ ►
That's my rotation.

SMN: http://i.imgur.com/O0Z3IaZ.gif

SCH: Read a book

WHM: Come, meditate with me

PLD: 0 Damage

WAR: 0 Damage +1

DRG: Swing a lance

BRD: Support-DPS! Wait a minute...

BLM: Sleep adds plz

SMN: Arcanist 2.0

NIN: TP battery

DRK: Paladin without a shield

(Astrologian): Pick a card, any card

(Machinist): Turrets plz

MNK: Stay behind targets

Lmao. This is such nice thread lol. Tanking is fun. I just wish heals wouldn't aggro.

Astrologian: Let's pull out the old card table and play cards with grandma and grandpa.
Machinist: I used to fix cars for a living, but then I went to night school...well, I dropped out, oh nvm, I just shoot people now.
Dark Knight: I was going to see Zorro at the theater, but then some guy killed my parents and now I have a affinity for bats for some reason.

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PLD: 0 Damage

WAR: 0 Damage +1

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http://www.primagames.com/media/imag..._HeroBlock.jpg

I died. This is too accurate.

I wonder if DRK's gonna be 1-2-3 too. :(

NIN - Lag sensor.
MNK - Fights never last long enough to build GL stacks, and when they do, the boss goes away :|
DRG - No-one counts on you.
BLM - Fire! ... no proc, Fire! ... no proc, Fire! ... no proc, and no mp...
SMN - Just... no.
SCH - Might as well go fishing.
WHM - You are supposed to heal people and they will never like it.
BRD - People dont want you for your DPS.
PLD - Flashing ballerina.
WAR - TP starved.
FSH - Fairyless SCH & RNGesus worshiper.
BTN / MIN - Enviromental murderers.
Crafters - Gil / Time sinks.


Not much to say about the 3 new ones :/

Every job: Mash some buttons until whatever it is dies.

All Jobs - Pressing buttons

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Every job: Mash some buttons until whatever it is dies.

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Aw man, I had this thread up while watching another thread before posting, and you beat me to it. Now I feel like a copycat. =(

Bard: Toss bits of stick with another stick with a string. Sometimes take out another bit of stick with more strings and touch those strings.

Paladin: Open every fight with a Frisbee, then make sure everything is looking at you.

Dragoon: Jump around! Jump around! Get up, get up, cuz you're down!

SCH: Do geometry.

Black Mage: Make things warm, cool them off. Make things warm, cool them off.

White Mage: Earth...Wind...Water...crap...still two elements short of Captain Planet.

Summoner: CHANNEL THE MIGHT OF THE PRIMALS! THE EIKONS! THE AEONS! THE ESPERS! THE...wait...why is it the size of a goat?

Warrior: TOMAHAWK!....and now my axe is over there.

Ninja: Hang on guys, I got this -POSE- -POSE- -SNEEZE- -BUNNY- NOOOOO!

Monk: This hand, Wax on. This hand, Wax off.

War: Smash shit
BLM: Blow shit up
SMN: Make something else blow shit up
PLD: Flash shit in peoples eyes
WHM: Fix all the shit
SCH: Make something else fix all the shit
BRD: Sing about shit
DRG: Poke shit
MNK: Punch shit
NIN: Cut shit up

TANKS: get attacked and pop CDs...

to be honest, tank is extremely boring for me, especially in raids, it's so... Damn, you require to have more skill in a dungeon (As tank, mechanics away) than in a raid...

BRD: 1 macro.

to be honest, I admit I use TWO macros!... One for activating any attack buff, and the other one the classical BRD macro.

SMN: A dude running around with colored balloons.

SCH til lvl40: I'm sorry that you're heavy/poisoned/etc... I saw a WHM and even CNJ go by about 5 minutes ago
MNK: you will be annoyed at your tank, especialy if hes a bit fidgety. you will also wonder why you didnt choose NIN
WAR: do you have 9 fingers on one hand to keep moving while spamming overpower? if not you may as well rage and blame the DPS now.
WHM: waiting to heal.... still 95% health.... still waiting.... zzzz.... OH GOD HES AT 10% BENEDICTION

New version:
BLM: blame the dodging
BRD: blame the casters
MNK: blame the tank/position
NIN: blame the lag
SMN: blame the pet
SCH: blame the lack of skills
WHM: blame the bard
WAR: blame the TP
PLD: blame the DPS

Warrior: Goad plz