I think this needs to be answered

How many Dragoons it will take to kill a Vishap? And I mean from both lore standpoint and a game standpoint? While it can be tested to a point in game and maybe even cleared with skills and ilvl, but what about lore? It is kind of Dragoon job to kill dragons right? So how many?

Seventy-five. Two on the cannons, one on the missile, two on the Vishap. Seventy more to throw themselves at the adds to keep them occupied since you didn't mention anything about having a tank or healer in the party.

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Originally Posted by Lemuria

Seventy-five. Two on the cannons, one on the missile, two on the Vishap. Seventy more to throw themselves at the adds to keep them occupied since you didn't mention anything about having a tank or healer in the party.

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At least with 70 SOMEONE will be capable of keeping the adds under the Bosses neck so the cannons can actually kill them :p

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Originally Posted by Niqote

At least with 70 SOMEONE will be capable of keeping the adds under the Bosses neck so the cannons can actually kill them :p

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No that is impossible. no one can keep adds under his neck.

just one.
The rest of the party whittles it down, then the DRG comes back from AFK and scores the final hit.

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Originally Posted by Lemuria

Seventy-five. Two on the cannons, one on the missile, two on the Vishap. Seventy more to throw themselves at the adds to keep them occupied since you didn't mention anything about having a tank or healer in the party.

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Even with 100 dragoons it wouldn't work. Nothing would get done because they'd all fight over who gets to tank the floor.

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Originally Posted by kyuven

just one.
The rest of the party whittles it down, then the DRG comes back from being dead and scores the final hit.

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Fixed that for you

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Originally Posted by Elim

Even with 100 dragoons it wouldn't work. Nothing would get done because they'd all fight over who gets to tank the floor.

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I can't like this a million times, so I just want to tell you I laughed way harder than I should have.

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Originally Posted by Genesis-xyx

I can't like this a million times, so I just want to tell you I laughed way harder than I should have.

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so did i lol but then i got a twisted sense of humour :P

Just one Dragoon firing off that shiny new LB3 is all it'll take. (And I know someone's gonna reply to this with a floor joke. I get it, you still find those funny)

The female Dragoons would die because of the hole in the front of their armour.

The male ones might survive. Except Lalafells. All of them will die.

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Originally Posted by SecretCrowds

The female Dragoons would die because of the hole in the front of their armour.

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don't you know, according to RP nerds that hole is the strongest part of the armour....you know the less a female wears the more defense she has fantasy rule....lol

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Originally Posted by Muzetta

(And I know someone's gonna reply to this with a floor joke. I get it, you still find those funny)

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Most dragoon jokes fall flat- no one ever laughs at them anymore.

Not to be a party pooper but I wonder if anyone gets tired of these DRG jokes lol.
I'm not and I think this is funny lol but I just seriously wonder if any main Drg's start to get offended or something.
Just a thought...carry on.

I still find them funny as well, and I say this as someone who partakes in DRG play occasionally.

I never joke, so naturally I don't find them funny. I'm also a die-hard dragoon fan.

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Originally Posted by Mugiawara

Not to be a party pooper but I wonder if anyone gets tired of these DRG jokes lol.
I'm not and I think this is funny lol but I just seriously wonder if any main Drg's start to get offended or something.
Just a thought...carry on.

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Eh.. doesn't bug me. As long as the joke is funny I can laugh at a loldrg joke. I can even laugh at my own dumb mistakes sometimes.

I got banned from the forum once because I posted a pic of Garuda HM with three DRGs in my party. Dead. ;(

I've found it but this time I censored their names:

http://i.imgur.com/sWca8o8.jpg

I tried to Dragoon once.

Elusive Jumped off the arena in Titan EX.

Never again.

Apparently takes only 8. Though, the number of lives lost is a different story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWVBjCNMSN0

Edit: Source https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comme...teps_of_faith/

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Originally Posted by Lyrinn

Apparently takes only 8. Though, the number of lives lost is a different story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWVBjCNMSN0

Edit: Source https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comme...teps_of_faith/

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Yep eight it is...

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Originally Posted by SecretCrowds

The female Dragoons would die because of the hole in the front of their armour.

The male ones might survive. Except Lalafells. All of them will die.

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Mostly because they didn't wear an ilevel 100 body
She should just wear the body Midgardsormr gave her ^^