#Tankproblems

It's not easy being a Tank. Women want us, men want us, the paparazzi hound us. It is hard living life being super tough and ridiculously good looking.

Just the other day I was queued for a dungeon and thought I could adjust my HUD in the meantime. Popped in less than 10 seconds. #Tankproblems.

didn't laugh

How disappointing for me. I will have to go and have a long hard look at myself and work on my material. Thank you for your candid feedback, criticism is how we grow, you help make me a better person.

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Originally Posted by Carvaka

It's not easy being a Tank. Women want us, men want us, the paparazzi hound us. It is hard living life being super tough and ridiculously good looking.

Just the other day I was queued for a dungeon and thought I could adjust my HUD in the meantime. Popped in less than 10 seconds. #Tankproblems.

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Such a sexy roe.

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Originally Posted by ZhycranaDranix

didn't laugh

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But you bothered to write... Hmmm

+1 for Tank Problems.

I want Bahamut-senpai to notice me but he only has eyes for the Paladin! #Tankproblems

And I also approve of your Roe. Rawr :3

I'll spam Extra-Medica and Heal III like a madman. He will notice me.
#You'llHaveTankProblems.

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Originally Posted by Virevolte

I'll spam Extra-Medica and Heal III like a madman. He will notice me.
#You'llHaveTankProblems.

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Haha! That is gold!

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Originally Posted by Carvaka

Just the other day I was queued for a dungeon and thought I could adjust my HUD in the meantime. Popped in less than 10 seconds. #Tankproblems.

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Originally Posted by Virevolte

I'll spam Extra-Medica and Heal III like a madman. He will notice me.
#You'llHaveTankProblems.

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Then the DPS will argue over which one of us caused the wipe.
#TankAndHealerProblems

Even better. Tanking as the Warrior of Light. Watch us shine! ;)

You tank the boss and I'll tank the floor.

#thesquishiestlolgoon

When you're berated for not having alot of HP despite meeting the lv requirements

When you're a fresh 50 and you get stuck with people i110 on DF


#tankproblems

when you explicitly stated that you are new to the dungeon and then the healer pulls extra mobs.

#tankproblems

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Originally Posted by rawker

when you explicitly stated that you are new to the dungeon and then the healer pulls extra mobs.

#tankproblems

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In my experience it's always been the bard that does that. But that's because I'm usually the healer at the time.

#problembards

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Originally Posted by KikoriL

In my experience it's always been the bard that does that. But that's because I'm usually the healer at the time.

#problembards

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I always get that from insane Lalafell Black Mages.

(Are there any other kind?)

Most Black Mages I know are Miqo'te. With one Hyur trying to keep them in line.

#Crazycatperson?

That one Roe in every party that threatens to eat me.

#lalaproblems.

Running around in circles after the healer trying to get Fast Blade, Savage Blade, Rage of Halone combo on the monster #tankproblems >.>. Had that in Steps of Faith just earlier today, it makes me feel like a bad tank ><.

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Originally Posted by Chiramu

Running around in circles after the healer trying to get Fast Blade, Savage Blade, Rage of Halone combo on the monster #tankproblems >.>. Had that in Steps of Faith just earlier today, it makes me feel like a bad tank ><.

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Nah. At this point if they don't know to come to you to get hate off by now, #noobhealerproblems.

I clicked sprint when pulling mobs on Wanderer's Palace Hard.
#sleepytank

My signature hasn't updated for about a month.

#tankidentityproblems

Falling asleep in a low level dungeon while pulling mobs to wake up 5 seconds later seeing party wipe and reading "Omg you're a garbage tank" "wtf you sleep" "kick!!!!!"........#tank problems

Doing AK and wondering why I'm killing myself to keep hate only to realize I forgot defiance.

#noobwarproblems

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Originally Posted by Shug

Doing AK and wondering why I'm killing myself to keep hate only to realize I forgot defiance.

#noobwarproblems

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Can do you one better. Doing AK and getting blown off the edge by the wall, BLM tanks the rest of the fight. Somehow.

#noobpldprobs.

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Originally Posted by Kuurei

Can do you one better. Doing AK and getting blown off the edge by the wall, BLM tanks the rest of the fight. Somehow.

#noobpldprobs.

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Let me guess, pre nerf with bees and all?

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Originally Posted by Kuurei

Can do you one better. Doing AK and getting blown off the edge by the wall, BLM tanks the rest of the fight. Somehow.

#noobpldprobs.

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The wall attacks at random.

#akplz

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Originally Posted by BlueThunder

The wall attacks at random.

#akplz

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Yeah, if it was post nerf, anyone can tank it. If it was pre, I'd have to see a video on that.

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Originally Posted by Shug

Yeah, if it was post nerf, anyone can tank it. If it was pre, I'd have to see a video on that.

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Back then when a blm friend of mine would go flaring enemies down with high crit numbers, making me unable to get enmity back

#flarecritproblems

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Originally Posted by Shug

That one Roe in every party that threatens to eat me.

#lalaproblems.

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This made me laaaaaaaughhh! Party up crispy treat?

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Originally Posted by BlueThunder

Back then when a blm friend of mine would go flaring enemies down with high crit numbers, making me unable to get enmity back

#flarecritproblems

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Always the blm or brd. The good ole days.

It shouldn't be called #Tankproblems but #Waiting4Tanks >=)
Tanks don't have a problem, the others do!

The random pre-pull Regen.

#letthehealerdie

Tanking for the very first time in CT1 and getting that one Valefor in the first mob to fart on my party

#NoobWarDigestiveProblems =__(\

Get complaints from the healer to pull more things that the healer clearly cannot handle

Wipe

Healer stops healing pt, runs ahead and dies

Party survives

Tank gets kicked cause healer is leader

#becarefulwhatyouwishfor #stayinyourlane #ragequit

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Originally Posted by Solene

The random pre-pull Regen.

#letthehealerdie

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Hey, sometimes even the best of us slip up and miskey or something ; ;

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Originally Posted by Shug

Yeah, if it was post nerf, anyone can tank it. If it was pre, I'd have to see a video on that.

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Sorry for the late reply, considering how recently I 50'd, it is probably post nerf'd :P

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Originally Posted by Shug

That one Roe in every party that threatens to eat me.

#lalaproblems.

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But Lalas are delicious!!!

As a tank, I want to show my future EB partner my gratitude whenever she keeps me alive as a healer after a dungeon run. Thing is, I want to be intimate with her and the 10-minute timer after clearing the dungeon along with DPS sticking around makes it hard to do that. Should we actually do it, we'll get kicked out of the dungeon after those 10 minutes and back into a public area where we queued. Everyone who sees my partner and I in such a vulnerable situation would either be intrigued, embarrassed, or disturbed.

#tankxhealercoupleproblems