You can pray to your Primals...
You can pray to your False Gods....
but only one is the True God of Reality...
The RNGod!
http://i.imgur.com/iaSznI5.gif
Where misfortune happens involving RNG...
Where luck suddenly favors you...
Where a person obtains a item on their first run when you farmed it over 100 times and still obtain nothing....
He is there watching......
You cannot deny nor escape the RNGod!
RNGod is the ONE AND ONLY GOD!!!!
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03-06-2015, 01:26 PMEdwinLiRNGod is the ONE AND ONLY GOD!!!!
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03-06-2015, 03:04 PMReinfeld
Temper me RNGod!
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03-06-2015, 03:14 PMSunako
RNG god punish you directly and give you bad luck if you have done something wrong in your life. Persons that get their item in the first run must have a very pure heart.
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03-06-2015, 03:36 PMKotemon
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03-06-2015, 08:25 PMWerhusky
HAIL RNG THAT GIVES ME BARELY ROLLS OVER 20! HAIL YOU MY GOD :)
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03-06-2015, 08:44 PMJamein
Greed on something I don't need: 99
Need on something I do need: 1
/praise RNG -
03-06-2015, 09:35 PMLindaru
Are you there RNGod?
*gets low rolls for WoD minion and never obtaining anything else but momodi,tenfingers,gerold or cid cards*
...I guess not. -
03-06-2015, 09:56 PMDevils_Lawyer
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03-06-2015, 10:25 PMSkeith-Adeline
Been clearing T11 since November 16th lol... No casting robe yet.
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03-06-2015, 10:29 PMShneibel
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03-06-2015, 10:38 PMRuruKun
Have you ever heard of any other player farming Battle at the Big Keep for that damned CHICKEN!?! yeah thats me sadly... and guess what...NO CHICKEN!!!!
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03-06-2015, 11:36 PMErudain
holy sweet mother of odds and baby RNGesus!!!!!
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03-06-2015, 11:43 PMFelis
Alea iacta est - The dice is cast
Your chance for the chicken will increase if you enter Big Keep to farm the card.Quote:
Originally Posted by RuruKun
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03-07-2015, 12:23 AMSynestrHowever RNGesus sees and knows all. It knows your attempted deceit and for such atrocities will let you see both, but grant you none.Quote:
Originally Posted by Felis
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03-07-2015, 12:56 AMhallena
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03-07-2015, 01:04 AMLeash
Rolled a 4 Need on Enkidu minion and won. RNGod works in mysterious ways...
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03-07-2015, 01:22 AMEdwinLiRNGod is not a Benevolent God.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindaru
Your suffering in his hands is what he desires. -
03-07-2015, 02:42 AMDevils_Lawyer
RnGod is a jedi with a blue/red dice, constantly using the force to flip the dice to his favor.
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03-07-2015, 02:45 AMGrey_Cain
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03-07-2015, 04:35 AMReokudo
The STALKER from WARFRAME is no RNGGod.
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03-07-2015, 05:11 AMNoshpan
RNGod has long forsaken me, from old school Atma drops to NEVER LETTING ME WIN THE ROLLS ON OILS OR SANDS.
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03-07-2015, 07:42 AMKitanaiKonekoI main BLM (SMN for T13), wednesday night on my alt raider (DRG) casting chest drops. FML.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skeith-Adeline
I like to think of it as for every time I roll low, someone else gets a high roll to counteract it. So by my sacrifices others can receive their loot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Werhusky
BUT WHY CAN'T THE REVERSE HAPPEN? -
03-08-2015, 01:34 AMAivi_lo
RNG God is a sick puppy. I have a ridiculous amount of primal cards from all the point farming I've done, but it won't let me roll above 20 for the ponies :( not a single one
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03-08-2015, 02:18 AMMageBlack
LMFAO! RNG even at PAX... Bayhonne had random seats with an extra gift under them. that was excellent!
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03-08-2015, 03:07 AMArkenneIgnorance is a bless... got that chicken on my first and sole run ever on that fight... and didnt even know it had a "chance" to drop :|Quote:
Originally Posted by RuruKun
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03-08-2015, 03:23 AMBobbinT
btw, I'm quite curious for OP siggy. Where it came from? XD
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03-08-2015, 03:24 AMReokudoThe sig is a character from the game WARFRAME. It's a special mob that hunts you called the STALKER. It will randomly invade your game and murder you if you suck.Quote:
Originally Posted by BobbinT