Lag is the One True God!!!

Woe to the unbelievers spouting their heresy! Primals are naught but children to my god! When your healer fails in a duty, who is to blame? Lag! When your tank misses that stun, who is to blame? Lag! When your dragoon fails to get out of that AoE, who is to blame? Ok...that's the dragoon. But still! These primal pretenders have no power, for 'tis Lag that defeats their enemies for them!

But WTFast is lag's god.

Source: personal experience

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Originally Posted by Tauu

But WTFast is lag's god.

Source: personal experience

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WTFast tried and failed to assist me against Lag! Thus have I become Lag's most devout follower!

Lag of lamb is delicious. NAT type: 2 sauce is a nice have tho.

ALL HAIL OUR TRUE GOD LAGIUS MAXIMUS

Hail to Lag!

Jin. Chi. Ten. KATON!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Lag's reach is infinite, and His whims are beyond man's ken.

In Soviet Russia, you lag primals.


=D..... No?


Well either way Alexander doesn't need lag to destroy you.

Lag likes to sneak in and try to claim credit on kills when he's really just that kid that camps the corners, and sneaks out to get the last hit on the enemy stealing your kill.

Oh, Lag, my lord and saviour, Why hast thou denied me a chance on slaying the mighty stone monster Titan?

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Originally Posted by NinjaTaru72

In Soviet Russia, you lag primals.


=D..... No?


Well either way Alexander doesn't need lag to destroy you.

Lag likes to sneak in and try to claim credit on kills when he's really just that kid that camps the corners, and sneaks out to get the last hit on the enemy stealing your kill.

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Your blasphemy shall be punished! REPENT! For the end is n..........i.........g........h.......!

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Originally Posted by Sensual

ALL HAIL OUR TRUE GOD LAGIUS MAXIMUS

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Haha, nice 1

Lol lag is the excuse for everything
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Love it!!!

First Post! All hail the Lag!

The streets shall flow with the HP of the non-believers.

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Originally Posted by Natashio

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Behold a sinner! Lag has stolen his words and left him to speak through the signatures of those who came before!

First!


Edit: I swear I was first in this post

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Originally Posted by Noblewar

First!


Edit: I swear I was first in this post

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Even his most faithful our mighty Lag doth see fit to test sometimes. Do not fret, but rejoice! For his gaze has surely turned upon thee!

All Praise to

the one true king, Lag

In all seriousness though, I feel bad for all the people with lag. It seems like there's a lot of people with lag issues and here I am, 9 months into the game and I still haven't ever had any lag issues.

I play with a ping of 13 ms. I laugh at your god for he has no power over me.

I hate when lag happens when I craft something with expensive ingredient. It makes me "don't dc pls don't dc pls don't dc pls" when the skill freeze.
Also when titan cast plumes and landslide. All prai god of la . *90k disconnect*

Lag will reveal Player true nature.