Favorite FFXIV Pickup lines

Hey guys, list your favorite pickup lines related to FFXIV!

mine has been "Are you a loot drop? because I rolled need on your (high-quality)(miq'ote)(rear)!"

How does that have to do with RP at all..? That sounds more like cyber <.<

I have multiple characters, and well there is this one player on my server that seems to really like female character designs, or just how I design mine? I'm not sure exactly because I do not know him and he does not know that those are my alts, but he will send tells to my characters randomly if he sees one and says things like "your so cute, be my waifu! <3" or "wow, so cute <3 :)"

He's sent a tell like this to my main, and 4 of my alts now lol so that is 5 characters total. Again, he has no idea it is me, no similar names or even really similar looks, nor do I actually know him outside of his random tells lol.

I do not think the OP knows what true RP is. Hmph! May the swift light of Mother Hydaelyn cleave your lies in twain, and show forth your true ignorance and duplicity!

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Originally Posted by Bluevann

How does that have to do with RP at all..? That sounds more like cyber <.<

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It's ERP bbg

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Originally Posted by Bluevann

How does that have to do with RP at all..? That sounds more like cyber <.<

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Hey, ERP is still RP, even if it is a little off-putting to more sensitive souls.

I have a friend that runs an in-game bar, and I sometimes sit in there crafting and serving food as a waiter, and I hear pickup lines like the one I posted all the time.

if it makes y'all feel better, though, ill remove the RP word from the OP post.

BTW, another one I have heard is:

"Ma'am, would you happen to be a BRD? You seem to be plucking the strings to my heart."

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Originally Posted by Jellyfish

I do not think the OP knows what true RP is. Hmph! May the swift light of Mother Hydaelyn cleave your lies in twain, and show forth your true ignorance and duplicity!

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pfft, old Eorzean speech is SO 4th umbral era. We speak real Eorzean now.

"Are you a miqo'te?" says it all for me

Non ff but just as tacky:

On Lamia the pick up line I've heard the most on female chars is "Damn girl, I'd hit it but I wouldn't want to dent it." Classy chars on my server, for sure.

don't be desperate lol

/backsawayslowly

Girl are you titan? because you landslide me off my feet.

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Originally Posted by Miste

He's sent a tell like this to my main, and 4 of my alts now lol so that is 5 characters total. Again, he has no idea it is me, no similar names or even really similar looks, nor do I actually know him outside of his random tells lol.

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Hahaha.. or maybe you have a stalker and you're the one who has no idea :P

how about...

"i will love you even after death... just like Edda" ? :D

"hi, I'm hydalins(sp?) warrior. Wanna see my sword of light?"

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Originally Posted by DoctorPepper

Hahaha.. or maybe you have a stalker and you're the one who has no idea :P

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:/

Now you're scaring me! Nice job!

You must be a healer cause you gave my pants a raise.

You are like an aetheryte, everytime i Return i find my way to you

Off the top of my head ...

"Us meeting must be FATE. How about we get out of here and go grind atma place."

I usually just dangle a ball of yarn

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Originally Posted by TouchandFeel

Off the top of my head ...
"Us meeting must be FATE. How about we get out of here and go grind atma place."

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That scalated quickly

Most players are dudes... and as much as they hide behind the notion of the "backside", it's really just RP. Careful who you hit on.. might be some old, B.O smelling, nachos breath, cat pee smelling male hick. :)

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Originally Posted by Arkenne

That escalated quickly

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Just envision a drunken male miqo'te in a subligar saying it, it is perfectly fitting then.

When i see you make me feel tight like my Starspangled Subligar

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Originally Posted by Waffilicious

Girl are you titan? because you landslide me off my feet.

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Hey girl! Are you a giant fat guy in a loin cloth? Because you make me fall down.

Wait... that doesn't seem right...

Girl, you're the Garuda to my Titan, so how about we go back to my place so I can use my Mountain Buster to make you Aerial Blast.

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Originally Posted by Cutie_McSnuggles

Hey girl! Are you a giant fat guy in a loin cloth? Because you make me fall down.

Wait... that doesn't seem right...

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Its called a backhanded compliment >_>'

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Originally Posted by Waffilicious

Its called a backhanded compliment >_>'

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LOL Sorry. I'm not trying to be mean. I love your line! I'm just imagining someone trying to use it wrong.

Yeah i know :P

Are you Cerberus? Because my party wanna get inside you

Not specific to FF per se, but amusing to me.

Your buns are looking rock hard, can I be your Excalibur?

one similar to titan XD "Baby are you leviathan? because you rock my boat!"

Baby you as hot as Ifrit, ain't nobody stunning this eruption!

are you a scholar, because i want you to succour.

hey i'm a ninja want me to show you my rabbit medium

worst one i could think
are you into some binding coils?

if you want bad you can have bad

You are like a zodiac quest line, you got me grinding all day.

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Originally Posted by BigTough

Most players are dudes... and as much as they hide behind the notion of the "backside", it's really just RP. Careful who you hit on.. might be some old, B.O smelling, nachos breath, cat pee smelling male hick. :)

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but those are the best to hit on... usually they have enough time and education to actually have meaningful ERP, with an above understanding of the English language and some actual creativity... adjectives are awesome, and really transform a fun diversion into an experience.

That said, "Nice skirt; What's the drop rate?"

{Heavy Thrust} {Internal Release} {Can I have it?}

Dude is that your tail tucked in or are you just happy to see me? It must be FATE that we meet and are destined to grind together.

By FATE we met, grinding our relics, who cares anymore about those when I have you? Let's make a new relic together!

hey you must be good your as rare as pre-nerf alma ;D

melusine needs to use petrify to make me stone but when i see you i become a statue

idk how i feel about men throwing pickup lines at other men. /screams