[Just for fun] You know you've played too much FFXIV when.... ?

... you see a group of kids and instantly think of a lalafell party

You're making your grocery list and write down Popotos

When someone asks you which size drink you want and you say 16 onz

When you curse the twelve while not playing

and yes... I've done all of these.

....you have absolutely no clue where to buy orange juice, and rather than ask the vendor just behind you, you'll start screaming at full lungs for advice.

You try queueing for work instead of actually driving there. lol

When I ask a customer: "That'll be $1.81 Gil."
Happened to me last week...wow...that was one awkward moment lol.

When you wake up early and see fog out your window

" I better not go out today, Odin is near"

Your homework is late and you're still farming Atma's

I'm going crossed eyed and can't see that landslide anymore.

Your dreams take place in Eorzea. The other night, I had a dream I was running around in Gridania.

......you get notifications on your PS4 and check the system settings to adjust the <SE.1> sounds.

......you thought "The Binding of Issac" was part of FFXIV.

Everytime i see a clock in my house I'm all, oh it's time to collect soil/ore/rocks/logs etc. depending on what time it is in real time.

You say Gil instead of money.

When you have over 180 forum posts... oh...

When you start telling people to "Praise the Sun!" \o/

. . . Wait >_>"

Your playtime clocks in at quadruple digits on Steam alone.

http://i57.tinypic.com/71pqo1.png

Was that too literal?

When you are watching a Sandra bullock movie and think her laugh sounds a little like that crazy woman's from all of those Tam Tara hard mode zodiac drop runs. She even looks like her a little bit too...

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Originally Posted by HakuroDK

Your playtime clocks in at quadruple digits on Steam alone.

http://i57.tinypic.com/71pqo1.png

Was that too literal?

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I both want and fear to know my total playtime on Playstation

When you spent all your moments of attempted sleep trying to think of better ways to play your classes.

and when the first thing you think of after over sleeping is how much farm time you lost.

When you look at the time and your first thought is going to gather from unspoiled nodes.

When you're at work searching for videos on how to perfect turns.......you've already down'd

Like 5 weeks T13 cleared and my brain is still like let me get every last second down to the T.

When you constantly use lalafell instead of falafell.

When you call a customer Hildi by accident.

When you refuse to stay late at work on tues because raid day

When you start a sentence with "/p" or "/l" as well as pressing the TAB-key to use the Auto-Translation Dictionary outside of the game... (^_^; )

...when you make strafing patterns irl when you see oncoming people, pop sprint when you see a sliding door begin to close. Swapping out measurements with malms ilms and malms, bells. "Hay how far is dat taco bell?" "about 4 malms." "???"

When you're planning to do Let's Plays of FFXIV and FFIII and want to sync both to hit Crystal Tower at the same time. *coughcheckmysigcough*

I had a dream about FFXIV last night...

-when you type in your work IM, preceded by /p,
IE "/p Hey, want to get lunch?"

-Start humming the Lavender beds theme when sitting by yourself at home

I tried to level up my Culinarian desynthesis skill IRL.

Let's just say the kitchen will never be the same...

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Originally Posted by Aldora

When you start a sentence with "/p" or "/l" as well as pressing the TAB-key to use the Auto-Translation Dictionary outside of the game... (^_^; )

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When you're reading a website, and try to pan the camera.

When you don't have any topics of conversation that aren't about this game.

-Logging into the game is the 1st thing you do in the morning to check retainers and such
- Going to forums other ARR related sites to check news and simply to chat
-Watching and donating to twich users that plays ARR WHILE also playing the game yourself (preferably)
-Cancelling apointments/ calling in sick just so you can play the new patch or special events
-buying cat ears so you can pretend to be a miqo'te
-digging up your graduation robe/hat so you can look like a sch (a plus if you paint yourself green)
-reffering to yourself (in your head) that your're a midlander
-Forget that your bank acct balance isn't the same as your gil balance

I dream about this game a lot and it's pretty scary when i do considering I don't even play that much anymore. Yet here I am having a dream about raging over some petty little thing like somehow my "pet" dying and I can't resummon it. So I can't refresh my dots, and suddenly it's the end of the world.

stupid stuff like that lol

---you cant stand to explain the boss fight for the umpteenth time to a new player and have subsequently macro'd directions for it for ease of use...

People complain about bots all of the time.

When you hear Hydelaen's arc words in any capacity, you immediately hear a booming voice and look around for a huge crystal

When you see someone's screenshot on Tumblr and recognize your Free Company's yard.

I have on more than one occasion looked up at a full moon and thought: "Croak should be up now!"

When I see this girl:

http://i.imgur.com/gEuGmzy.gif

For a second I though it's female Elezen irl

When you dream Danny Trejo is helping you fight Ifrit irl.

True story. My partner and I were watching a movie with Danny Trejo in it the night before and remarking on how he was in everything. I guess he's someone you'd wouldn't mind having with you in an Ifrit fight though (as long as he knows how to dodge - I wouldn't yell at him if he didn't though...)