Funny Party Finder descriptions

Have you ever come across that one party finder description that made you laugh post them here:

I will start it off

The Striking Tree (Extreme)

Ramuh retirement party. Help us ship that old geezer off!

I can't think of anything specific, but I know there's one pay-to-clear group on my server that advertises that their group is "ready to go right meow!"

I hardly ever look at or use the party finder....but on one very random day I just decided to see if any Shiva EX groups were in there.

I was met with about 15 party finders up, all crafters trying to sell their products. I think one guy was trying to sell himself...

The funniest one, though, was at the very bottom. His PF said:

Selling AdBlocker. Guaranteed to take care of ALL of the people above me with minimal risk to your rig. Did you come here to find a party, or to find an extension to the MB? VOTE WITH YOUR WALLETS!

Welcome to the sushi bar. Leviathan is on the menu.

"NO BLMS. It's time to show SMNs some love"

During mythflox days xD

''haters gonna hate, faters gonna fate''

the best are when multiple people get together to play a song.

pf would look like this.

never gonna give you up

never gonna let you go

never gonna turn around

AND DESERT YOU!!

then some random troll like

rick astley suck and you should be ashamed!!

I saw a Shiva EX one day where the text was a spoof of that old personals joke ad from a guy looking for someone to go back in time with him, only done this once before, bring your own weapons, safety not guaranteed, etc.

Needless to say, I joined on the spot just because it was so funny.

My server had an interesting fascination with potatoes a while back. I can't remember the specifics but it got kinda weird.

Nice I see some good ones so far

I usually post something in relation to current events. My most recent on a Shiva Farm was: Farming Shiva because the Seahawks blew the Superbowl. Near insta que I tell ya.

SEX party! Expect wipes!

D:

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Originally Posted by kyuven

My server had an interesting fascination with potatoes a while back. I can't remember the specifics but it got kinda weird.

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Our pf gets really weird at times...

I came across a crafter poking fun at the RMT tells

Existence is reasonable, I can craft anything, lets make things better!

Made one day "Sitting in Fc house on couch".... Got 3 others with similiar descripitons following "Chatty sitting on couch" / "In your Fc house on couch" and such and had in end 3 random visitors to our cozy home XD

Coeurl had the entire Pokemon theme song at one point. I've also seen a crafter advertising her wares as something like "three times the price of the marketboard--if you're poor GTFO."

Someone's personal add:

Looking to marry a hot Miqo'te. I'm a cute Lalafell with a dope personality. No fatties plz.

I screen captured these... started w/ this...

http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...7a6ea33676.jpg

This was quickly followed by others joining in the fun...

http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...301f6ab9e8.jpg

http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...814f61a181.jpg

There are a lot of PF's that are grinding EX's for the horses that have the title, "FOR PONY!"

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Originally Posted by Musashidon

the best are when multiple people get together to play a song.

pf would look like this.

never gonna give you up

never gonna let you go

never gonna turn around

AND DESERT YOU!!

then some random troll like

rick astley suck and you should be ashamed!!

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/cry
/em Dies laughing.

I see a group offering pay to clear stuff on PF as "high end escort services" I'm always a little.... Intrigued.

"Paws a moment to read! Female miqote LF a purrfect husband to marry right meow. Must be willing to have kids...just kitten! Whisker me for more info!"

Edit: it wasn't exactly like that, but it's the best I can remember. lol