Kill the Random Number Generator

I have a thought for the dev team.

I understand that they are working on Alexander, a primal we actually fight things INSIDE. This is going to be cool.

I would like to suggest that one of the bosses be a machine of some sort called a "Random Number Generator".

Because, for sheer catharsis, I WANT TO KILL IT.

Thank you. That is all.

His ultimate attack: "The infusion fails. You lose the savage might materia IV."

RNGesus as a boss ...

Similar to the T10 boss name "Imdugud" (I'm too good), i'd put a boss name like "Errandgez" (RNGz) XD

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Originally Posted by Rikitiki

I would like to suggest that one of the bosses be a machine of some sort called a "Random Number Generator".

Because, for sheer catharsis, I WANT TO KILL IT.

Thank you. That is all.

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The name would be more One Armed Bandit. And it will be a bandit with only one arm ^^

You can only fight him on crafting/gathering jobs, the boss does not do normal hits, it has an ultimate move called "mathematical accuracy" that it uses every 5 minutes. The crafters have a core node they must use synthesis actions on and the HQ progression must be 100% before the progression bar deals damage. If you use Steady Hand 2 + Hasty Touch and fail 3x in a row the node becomes invincible for 1 minute. The bot/min have "joint nodes" to hit, if they miss on a 95% gather rate chance the boss gets an attack stack buff for it's ultimate attack. Fisher's can't do a thing, the RNG boss causes them to have permanent terror effect. The only way to break terror is to equip a tackle box in the offhand slot.

O.o; http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...34#post2310334
Main Programmer K, the boss, or the minion that drops from the boss?

The RNG encounter should consist of everyone in the raid rolling /random. Depending on your role, you will deal enmity/damage/heal in proportion to your roll for the next 20 seconds.

Drops best loot this game will ever see and everyone can roll need, but will always be a 0. You can never aquire it.

And the over 40 runs of WoD for a Bard Tunic that I still don't have yet.... And the 3 months of FCOB and only one best in slot to my name. ><

Death to RNG!

This would be a boss fight based on luck and not skill. This will not be a fun fight.

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Originally Posted by Kiara1

His ultimate attack: "The infusion fails. You lose the savage might materia IV."

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This. Three times in a row today on the next to last meld. 0/3 =/= 60%.

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Originally Posted by Sethra

This. Three times in a row today on the next to last meld. 0/3 =/= 60%.

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I've failed 7 in a row and im at 60% too. so I feel ya :(

But if we got a RNG Boss, we'll have to sacrifice Lalas for it. :P