Clever/funny resurrection macros

what are some of your funny resurrection or raise macros that you have or seen while playing FFXIV?

Mine is /p reviving <t> "if I don' get to die, you don't get to either." "LIVE U BASTARD!!"

Funny, yet simple

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

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Originally Posted by DeadRiser

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

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Funny because I don't usually bother rezing 'Goons. They seem to be of more use dead.

I'm thinking

/p reviving
/say "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into... Mum-Ra the Ever Living!"
/laugh

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Originally Posted by DeadRiser

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

That's a good one! : )

/p "Loldragoons"

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Lol that's a good one! : ) I might have to use that one

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Originally Posted by DeadRiser

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

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Originally Posted by radioactive_lego

Funny because I don't usually bother rezing 'Goons. They seem to be of more use dead.

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/p "Not funny"

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Originally Posted by DeadRiser

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

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I was in ST with someone who had a macro like that the other day, and I admit it-- as a DRG, I laughed.

"GDI 'your name', YOU WERE ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT"

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Originally Posted by Santherelle

I'm thinking

/p reviving
/say "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into... Mum-Ra the Ever Living!"
/laugh

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I could hear the voice while reading that. Love It!

In reference to Assassin's Creed:

"<t> Desynchronized, Revival sequence initiated."

In reference to FFVII Advent Children:

"Lifestream deemed you too cool to die. Rise, <t>! Rise and fight for the glory of Eorzea!"

"YOU DID NOT RECEIVE PERMISSION TO DIE, MAGGOT! GET UP AND KICK. SOME. AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!"

"Hey... give me your stuff first. THEN you can die. -_-"

"I vow to revive the crap out of you!"

"This won't be your Final Fantasy"

Saw one the other day

"<t>, why do you pay $15 a month to die?"

"<t> You ain't Mami Tomoe, now get your head back in the game dammit!"

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Originally Posted by Ulathskullsplitter

/p "Not funny"

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/p "It is when majority of dragoons are face down on the floor. Just ask Yoshi-P. I remember them teasing at dragoons too for Titan Extreme ;p. Why am I still typing in quotes?"

This entire thread;

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I find most worded macros to be cheesy and stupid. Like this one PLD in Duty Finder that macro'd, "FOR SPARTA!!!" to his [Rage of Halone] attack and used it. every. single. time. It was quite annoying, to be honest. -_-

<t> I won't let you die !!! well technically you're already dead.

/p **(Bane Voice)**
/p >>>~~ <t>, when you learn to stay out of AOE, THEN you have my permission to die...~~<<<

Off topic a bit but on my SMN I use:

/p THOT, THOT, THOT..THOT..THOT...
/p Garuda, get dat azz out hurr!!

Mine in currently

/em kicks the dead body of <t>
/p GET UP

best one i saw was
/p please don;t be a zombie! please please please. raises <t>

/p Raising <t>

/em slips <t> a viagra
/p maybe your last longer this time.

One i saw originally on Jenova server, and vowed to use ever since (credits to original author, even if i don't remember your name now xD )

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy , here's my raise spell, come back maybe? ;) "

/p Don't go, <t>! You're our only hope!

Amusing for a week or two, then I turned it off. XD

Mine is currently

"Get off the floor, <t>, it does not love you that way"

"Hey <t>, I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it."

Not mine, but someone in DF had, "Get up <t>, you're late for school!"

"Kanda… Es-trada.. Montos… Ea-grets… Gat… Nos-feratos… Kanda… Amantos… Kanda."

Probably better with a Scholar.

/em tries to perform some kind of arcane (Resurrection) on <t>

" if you are dead and i'm not, then there's something wrong. Lets fix that with a raise shall we? "
Or
" the ppl with the weakness signs r where my mp went, have mercy on me bards."

I REALLY dislike unnecessary sayings in macros. Fights get hectic enough without them...

I find it so odd that it's a lot more acceptable here but in FFXI it was completely frowned upon to add fluff to your macros.

My raise macro is simple;

/p MP:<mp> HP:<hp> Raising <t>!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dead is dead
Until I rez you...

and

<t> You sure you weren't a DRG in a past life?

Mine! XD

New one I just thought up which I may use.

<t> I bet you wish you had dodged that, my MP sure does!

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Originally Posted by Nova_Rox

I find it so odd that it's a lot more acceptable here but in FFXI it was completely frowned upon to add fluff to your macros.

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XI didn't exactly have a large chat display window or resolution. (Also I personally love seeing people's variants on Raise and Provoke macros)

Also if you dislike unnecessary info in macros we really don't need to know what your MP or HP are on cast unless you're calling for a mana song.

Also, an FC buddy who does Summoner uses this macro:
"{Ressurection} on <t>! Welp, there goes my DPS."

i had 2

/p OY <t> stop channeling your inner dragoon and fight!

then it became

/p ...hey <t>... wake up... nows not the time to be sleeping... your sleeping right...<t>... don't make this lala girl cry ;^; <t>!!!


its not funny but people who take my raise say they had to other wise they felt gilty XD

I had a macro that said "Who needs a loldrg in your party when you have a lolbrd? Casting Resurrection on <t>" It was in reference to a bard in my static that used to die a lot in weird ways. However, i eventually deleted it one day because some people got pissy in DF Ramuh Ex. o.O I had to spam a few times to ress people and they thought I was criticizing them. Was a weird moment for me because I had used it a few times in that fight and it was pretty obvious that it was a ress macro...I decided to remove it anyway afterwards though. Couldn't see the macro in a fun light after that anymore v.v;

/p macros.

Making the party groan since 2002.

In fairness, the occasional /p macro for raises isn't too bad. Macros for more common actions get annoying fast.

I remember in ST one time, a WHM had something along the lines of "Here's a raise <t> senpai. It's not like I like you or anything!"

/p Welcome to B.H.A. sponsored run!
/p "It is harder to heal than it is to kill."
/p Keep healer happy with unnecessary Raise, but worry not!
/p If you do die, first Raise is free, next ones are not.
/p Have a safe journey. & UYBHSATT! <3

I don't have funny raise macro, but that's something I usually run when I'm healer :P

"dat boy <t> can't dodge"