FF 14 jokes

Lets have some laughs!!

Anyone make up any ff14 jokes yet

Here's mine:

Two lalafell's walk into a bar, sit down and order a couple of drinks.
Bartender says "That'll be 6 gil boys"
The lalafell throws over a bag of gil.
The bartender opens it up, counts it, smiles and says
"sorry boys your a lil short"

*edit changed bag to bar lmao oops


Ok your guy's turn!:cool:

Haha! I particularily like the first line. Two lalafells walk into a bag. ;)

A dragoon walks into a bar and dies because he couldn't avoid the AOE

Atma......

I'm Roegadyn and proud of it. I was dating a Lala but had to cut it off 'cause he kept sticking his nose into my business.

Credit: Adapted from a Larry the Cable Guy routine.

that was good wwae I liked that

A derpgoon walks into a bar, and misses.

why are summoners never invited to parties? they RUIN everything!

So I used to date this lalafell girl who was a stripper. I met her at a friend's birthday party when she popped out of a cupcake.

I got 14 atmas in an hour! ................................. said nobody eva.

I wanted to write a new joke for you all, but then I figured it'd be easier to just rehash an old joke instead. Never mind, you all won't bother listening to the joke anyway.

A dragoon walks into an orphanage and says raise me please.

A miqote and a roegdalyne and going on and adventure to umbra island,
the miqote says "please don't do to fast, im a lil scared of the water"
the roegdalyne answers "Don't worry it doesn't go very fast, it's a Roe boat!"

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Originally Posted by xXRaineXx

I got 14 atmas in an hour! ................................. said nobody eva.

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^ You just did >.<

Here's the quickest joke about FFXIV:

And now a longer one: How many Lalafells does it takes to change a lightbulb?

Answer: None. You ask a Roegadyn.

a dragoon invites his friends to visit his personal room, his friends wonder why he doesn't have a bed in his room. he says he used to sleep on the floor.

Monk's are the kings of Aoe.

A town guard says he used to be an adventurer but then he took an arrow to the knee. an adventurer asks him why he didn't dodge that arrow? he replies "I was a dragoon".

This thread is terrible.

What's Titan's favorite time of the year?

fall



What's Titan's favorite song?

Landslide

ah dragoons, haha
awesome jokes guys

collected all 7 dragon balls.

Shenron asks "dragoon again?"

So two Elezen archers are practicing their aim in the archers guild and one says to the other:

"Hey, did you hear about Silvairre getting shot by that adventurer the other day?" said the first Elezen.

"Oh yeah, you mean the one who was sent off for a rookie's training exorcise by Leih Aliapoh?" The second Elezen responded

"The one and the same." The first Elezen replied.

"Wow, they can't aim worth crap." The second Elezen laughed.

"Though the odd thing is that the adventure said they were right on target with their shot." The first Elezen remarked.

"What was their training exorcise anyways?" The second Elezen asked.

"Shooting Butts." The first Elezen replied.

Did you hear about the Dragoon who shot a spear into the air?
He missed....

What have dragoons and pogo sticks got in common?
They are only good for a few jumps before they end up on the floor x)

that one was really good lmao

Shiva egi will be an Icicle with a Crown and Cape. >>

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Originally Posted by Evangela

A dragoon walks into an orphanage and says raise me please.

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LMAO!!!

An adventurer walks up to the Aetheryte and sees a man with a sign: "Shoe shine: 10 gil."
The adventurer asks the man, "Why are you offering shoes shines?"
"I want to be a monk."

A dragoon walks into a bar. The rest of the party dodges.

Credit goes to Darkness Tear for this one:
Yo mama Safat, Brontes can't Agrippa.

What's a paladin's favourite dance?


The waltz, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3

A Paladin is approaching a bar and notices a Dragoon standing outside miserable.
He walks up and asks "What's up mate? Don't wanna grab a beer?"
The Dragoon replies "I can't go in there...Every time I do I just end up the butt of everyone's joke".
The Paladin just smiles. "Don't worry bro, I got you covered."

haha awesome work guys kk heres my next one

An elezen is walking thru the shroud, and he spot a GM frolics thru the meadow.
He watches the GM prance around picking flower and putting it in his hair.
And wispers to himself "I heard if you catch a GM they have to grant you three wishes"

So he sneaks up from behind run up jumps and catches the GM.

The GM smile and says "Wow you caught me, now I have to grant you three wishes, teehee!"
The elezen smile and pronounces his victory with a huge "YESSSSSS"

The GM "So what would you like, hmmm?"
The elezen "My first wish as a proud elezen must be, the the shroud is safe forever!"
The GM "Granted" As soon as he says this, a Large Dome appears and covers the whole shroud.
The elezen "What did you do!!"
The GM "Now it's safe, second wish please, teehee"
The elezen yells out "No Destroy this dome!!"
The GM looks up "Granted" As he says this Dalamud appears in the sky
The elezen looks up in horror "WHY!"
The GM smiles and say "It will crash into and destroy the dome in 3 days"
Now shocked, and scared, the elezen cannot speak, out of fear he will make it worse again
The GM "OK! Third wish, better make it a good one! Teehee"
The elezen, frozen in fear can barely mutter the words "I..I wish I had never caught you"
The GM "Granted!" As he says this time flows back to the moment when he jumped at the GM.
This time though, there was a giant hole in the ground under where he woulda caught the GM.
Quickly realising his new fate, the elezen cries
" I WISH I WAS SAFE ON THE GROUND!"
The GM yells back "No more wishes, teehee" and goes about his frolicking.
To which the elezrn replies "I F........ HATE YOUUUUuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!"

Careful what you wish for guys!

I asked Jalzahn about atmas one time. He seemed to know a lot, so I asked if he had any himself. He said he did. I asked if I could have some. He said they were back in his homeland with his mother. I didn't quite hear him, so I asked him to repeat. He replied "they're at ma's house.

that was good haha

I heard Ifrit's been flirting with Shiva. At first, she gave him the cold shoulder, but now she's warming up to him.

My chocobo has to stay naked, because whenever I put something on it, it's barding a song in kweh minor.

I like using fist weapons, but I'm a bit tired of monk-eying around.

Did you know there's a secret message board for the mobs in the game? It's a lot like ours, they complain about how hunts are unfair, allied seal sellers, and asking for nerfs to certain players.

PLDs do it with protection.
MNKs do it in different positions.
SCHs let their partner do all the work.
WARs do it in large groups.

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Originally Posted by Amelia_Pond_Behemoth

PLDs do it with protection.
MNKs do it in different positions.
SCHs let their partner do all the work.
WARs do it in large groups.

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HAHAHHAHAHA NICE ONE

Nice thread but where's all the Naul puns/jokes?

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Originally Posted by Ruri

Nice thread but where's all the Naul puns/jokes?

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I always wondered if that was contained to our server or if others did it too? That's Naul I'm really looking for.