The Fault In Our Chars

Deleting this cuz wtf even is this lul

She's just not into you bro.

Reminds me of http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/pr/blog/000692.html.

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Originally Posted by D-Gold

Reminds me of http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/pr/blog/000692.html.

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The game done changed.

I think the real fault in our characters is that they don't have nipples, well defined muscles, and butts.

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Originally Posted by Purplenum

I think the real fault in our characters is that they don't have nipples, well defined muscles, and butts.

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As a Ro, at least you have 2/3

I agree with the OP, I've been working my ass off at my real life job, and the best my boss has done for me is hand me a paycheck and say "see you next week". Not even a single blowjob.

Same with Thancred, he doesn't even care that we saved him or whatever, they must think we are Gearsexuals, that's the only explanation.

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Originally Posted by Clash_Edenfall

As a Ro, at least you have 2/3

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We have 1/3 at best, but I wish my characters pecs were a big more defined. We have the flattest butts.

http://i.imgur.com/kzpSzAd.jpg

She just loves to use us bro.

What else can I say?

-stoic nod-

I remember back in 2.1 story she hinted she may have a boyfriend considering she was concerned for a specific new character we have not met yet when she lost contact with the Circle of Knowing Archieves which was confirmed in 2.2 to be blow up by a power similar to Ultima Weapon.

Wondering why Thancred isn't spending his time flirting with me considering that I, bane of the primals and key figure in driving out Gaius, carried his near dead body out of a military base mid explosion.

Nope, he wants to cougar it up with Minfillia's hot mom.

Jerk.

Well, maybe Y'shtola or Urianger will love me....

Well this went fast from ungrateful NPCs to where's my butt ??? :p

I hope Minfilia and Thancred hook up :3 then get killed ! cause I never really liked either of them >.>

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Originally Posted by EdwinLi

I remember back in 2.1 story she hinted she may have a boyfriend considering she was concerned for a specific new character we have not met yet when she lost contact with the Circle of Knowing Archieves which was confirmed in 2.2 to be blow up by a power similar to Ultima Weapon.

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Not a boyfriend, she worries about Krile Baldesion, which is a woman. ( And an obvious reference to FFV )

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Originally Posted by Ametrine

Wondering why Thancred isn't spending his time flirting with me considering that I, bane of the primals and key figure in driving out Gaius, carried his near dead body out of a military base mid explosion.

Nope, he wants to cougar it up with Minfillia's hot mom.

Jerk.

Well, maybe Y'shtola or Urianger will love me....

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The cougar mom in question is around 35 and he probably is even older xD

Minfilia is just useless. Can she even use weapons? Seriously, you would think that the leader of such an organization as the Scions would at least have the rudimentary skills to fight off an attacker. Its a shame we don't have a /slap or a /spit emote in this game, because I would use it every time I had to talk to her......

Sorry dude, she's just not that into you.

Minfilia isn't my type. I'm not interested in her, either. I would much rather have a harem of Roegadyn and Miqo'te for companionship.

Incoming Lvl 50 Ninja Job Skill:
Miqo'te No Jutsu

Please look forward to it.

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Originally Posted by Purplenum

We have the flattest butts.

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T_T So true... I'm hoping SE will one day see the light and give us plumper behinds! If they could plump up the cushion minion they can do the same for our behinds! D:<

http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/v...ps4530e4e8.png

I just want the same kind of divided skirt/coat Little Miss Happyboobs wears...