Funny/silly Macro you use or seen before

We all know that macros are fun to use and can be fun even in dungeon or in raid, especially those with a very creative idea for using macro So what macro you use or seen before? Hope you can share your own macro for fun :)

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but see my HP, so heal me maybe?

/p <se.3>
/p ○
/p /\_\_/\
/p \(= ` ●′=)/
/p
/p THANKS 4 PARTY <3

arrange with space pls and you have a cute kupo <3

Some guy in CT kept spamming "THERE'S SOMETHING HAPPENING AND YOU HAVE TO REACT!!! ... <se. 1>" when you have to get on the plates at the end boss or he'll wipe you. It was funny and a good way to tell people to get on the plates.

Most annoying ones I've seen was a SCH with a macro for every..single...spell. And all the spell macros where done is if they were casting a harry potter spell >.<

/marcoicon "Cure'
/ac "Cure" <t>
/p I'm Healing You! <se.7> Don't Die!

My friend used

/marcoicon "FastBlade'
/ac "FastBlade" <t>
/p I'm tanking, I promise! <se.7>

I love warriors don't get me wrong.

But those who have a macro that says when they use berserk:
"OMG ENSUNA OFF MY PACIFY IN... 5...4...3...2...1 OK CLEANSE IT NAO!" <se.1><se.2><se.3><se.4><se.5><se.6><se.7><se.8><se.9>

It's just silly. I see it a lot. And, yea the sound effects were something that someone actually did.... lol
Sorry...but, 5 seconds of auto attacking isn't going to wipe any raid... And, if it would be a fight where their dps was that crucial, I would hope they aren't spaming macros that could distract people... :P As doing so would cause the dps to look what is wrong and there goes the 10 dps lost... lol

I logged back in just so I could grab these two macros that I tend to make liberal use of in Crystal Tower:

YHF:
/a ┏━┓┏━━┓┏┓┏┓
/a ┃┏┛┃┏┓┃┃┃┃┃
/a ┃┗┓┃┗┛┃┃┃┃┃
/a ┃┏┛┃┏┓┃┃┃┃┗━┓
/a ┗┛ ┗┛┗┛┗┛┗━━┛™
/a <se.9>

Adjust the last row as necessary to make sure it all lines up in game.

EDM:
/a EASILY DODGEABLE MECHANIC - PLEASE MOVE !! <se.1>

Be sure to spam EDM as many times as possible when mechanics such as King Behemoth's Meteor are going off and people need to get behind the comets. YHF is perfect for situations where everyone dies for a really stupid reason, such as King Behemoth's Meteor are going off and wiping the raid people people weren't doing their job and making sure the comets weren't destroyed.

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Originally Posted by Cosmoswan

/p <se.3>
/p ○
/p /\_\_/\
/p \(= ` ●′=)/
/p
/p THANKS 4 PARTY <3

arrange with space pls and you have a cute kupo <3

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Yay, good to see the mog emote I made is spreading around.

I haven't seen any yet, but I have one of my own that people find amusing, so I been told, for a quick heal on myself then medica for emergency situations.

/ac "Swiftcast"
/p sht is hitting the fan, pls duck >.<
/ac "Cure II" <me>
/ac "Medica"

Creative macros usually are a sure one way ticket to I-do-not-like-this-person train, as far as I'm concerned >.>;

Some are witty, but that happens once in a blue moon. Most are either just trying to be funny (while failing) or rehashes of "popular" macros.
Bottom line, the last thing I want in the heat of battle when I'm paired with strangers, is to read useless lines of text.... as opposed to just a basic macro one-liner that let's me know quickly what I need to know.

/micon Resurrection
/ac Swiftcast <me> <wait.1>
/ac Resurrection <t>
/p <t> is laying down on the job and wanting a {Raise} too!!!

In FFXI I used {Raise II}

Surprised there's no mention of the lalalfell /pray spam macro to have a twerking Lala dance troupe. Always turns heads when my FC and I spam it in Rev Toll. xD

one of the people in a ls im in has a great provoke macro.
Hey <t>! your mother was(cant remember this part) and your father smelt of elderberrys! I fart in your general direction!
then there is Kura Kittys macros for stuff.
Eos? Eos get out here!

http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/fj03-91-3fe9.jpg

best way to explain behemoth

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Originally Posted by ServerCollaps

http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/fj03-91-3fe9.jpg

best way to explain behemoth

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LOL best macro hahaha I cant stop laughing

Is that a snowman?

From a Lodestone blogger, Theoel Maryrose.

Feena Valkyrie : Coming up next is the sweet, panty-dropping jams of Mage's Ballad to fill your empty bars with the hot sticky mana you so deserve. <se.9>

https://pastebin.com/rW4s7Bmv

At this point, I am now legitimately curious how some of these 5 year old threads are found. Nice macro, btw, but seriously, how did you find this relic from 2014?

Google using this parameter

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site:http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv

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Originally Posted by Cherie

I love warriors don't get me wrong.

But those who have a macro that says when they use berserk:
"OMG ENSUNA OFF MY PACIFY IN... 5...4...3...2...1 OK CLEANSE IT NAO!" <se.1><se.2><se.3><se.4><se.5><se.6><se.7><se.8><se.9>

It's just silly. I see it a lot. And, yea the sound effects were something that someone actually did.... lol
Sorry...but, 5 seconds of auto attacking isn't going to wipe any raid... And, if it would be a fight where their dps was that crucial, I would hope they aren't spaming macros that could distract people... :P As doing so would cause the dps to look what is wrong and there goes the 10 dps lost... lol

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ty for the war change, these shall not be missed

I have two different raise macros, one is (raise) <t> get off the floor! Everybody walk the dinosaur! My other is (raise) Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, currently scraping <t> from the earth's crust.

Miqo'te F WAR using this macro "I licked it now it's mine {provoke} Nyaa!" provoke is in auto translate text

Went as dark knight with a machinist friend into Cutter's Cry. We got a lalafell monk mentor with her sprout white mage friend. As we were aoeing the monk told my machinist friend to use a macro, which was a moogle holding a sign that said "will blow load for goad"