Sign of the Apocalypse!!

Its the end of the world!!
http://i59.tinypic.com/102ugjb.png

And people think adding another DPS is a bad idea with Ninja! PROVEN WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Actually, I see this often.

This is a god damn trap. And i fall for it every time. I see DPS in need, i queue DPS. Wait 20 minutes plus. When i could wait 2 minutes for it change from DPS in need and queue as healer/tank and queue for 0 minutes :mad:

I only get 20 min wait times when the tank keeps dropping trying to get Brayflox.

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Originally Posted by StubHub

This is a god damn trap. And i fall for it every time. I see DPS in need, i queue DPS. Wait 20 minutes plus. When i could wait 2 minutes for it change from DPS in need and queue as healer/tank and queue for 0 minutes :mad:

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That's because it keeps the status of Adventurer in Need for a set amount of time, then changes.

That being said, I cant wait until everyone and their mother's brother is playing Ninja, so my tank queues go even FASTER!

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Originally Posted by SavageWolf

That being said, I cant wait until everyone and their mother's brother is playing Ninja, so my tank queues go even FASTER!

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Faster than instant pop?
Que pop 5 min before you even know you wanted to dive the dungeon.

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Originally Posted by AmandaHuggenkiss

Faster than instant pop?
Que pop 5 min before you even know you wanted to dive the dungeon.

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Faster than THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

Come now admit it, that was a photoshop :P

does this mean I see signs of apocalypse daily? damn tease!

wow, I have never seen this. It also says Tank whenever I look.

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Originally Posted by AmandaHuggenkiss

Faster than instant pop?
Que pop 5 min before you even know you wanted to dive the dungeon.

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Yes - you log in the game and it's already up asking for you to confirm, and while waiting for the other members to confirm, it has the second roulette up, alerting the others you will be ready when you're done with your current one.

http://liturgy.co.nz/wp-content/uplo...nd-is-near.jpg

Can't wait for CT2 with the 1 tank / 5 dps / 2 healers setup. If tank queues end up being longer than DPS because of this i'm gonna laugh so hard i might pass out.

I see Tank nearly every time I look, I rarely see healer, and I've never seen DPS... until now. And I'm on Diabolos too...

Nooooooooo!

I actually see DPS queues all the time, but hardly ever in Expert roulette. I would say since 2.2, I get a DPS bonus for Trials and Main Scenario roulette about 50% of the times I do them.

And lo' there was a bonus for the DPS and this shall herald the coming of the silent invisible terror, and it's name shall be NINJA.

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Originally Posted by Kerberon

And lo' there was a bonus for the DPS and this shall herald the coming of the silent invisible terror, and it's name shall be NINJA.

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by the twelve! they're everywhere!

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...cea_ARR_07.jpg

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Originally Posted by SavageWolf

That's because it keeps the status of Adventurer in Need for a set amount of time, then changes.

That being said, I cant wait until everyone and their mother's brother is playing Ninja, so my tank queues go even FASTER!

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Yea instead of instant queuing I've been waiting about 30 seconds now for the past two weeks. That's to much of a wait. i want less than a second and the new dps classes will do that

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Originally Posted by SavageWolf

Faster than THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

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So fast. Once you actually load the dungeon, the future you is already in, clearing the first boss.

Was I the only who thought it was related to Zoidberg by checking the chat first and noticed the roulette after reading other's comments? -.-'

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Originally Posted by SavageWolf

Faster than THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

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Wow. So the tachyonic particle does exist!

I guess the laws of physics do not apply to tank queues. XD

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Originally Posted by Moheeheeko

by the twelve! they're everywhere!

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...cea_ARR_07.jpg

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Got a good chuckle on this....

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Originally Posted by Nayto

So fast. Once you actually load the dungeon, the future you is already in, clearing the first boss.

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Ah... good old relativistic Queues. Whats really impressive though is just as you reach that first boss, the future you is ported further forward in time to start clearing your next run for you... Its a nasty cycle though when you want to stop and all those parallel queues collapse possibly causing a singularity that sucks you into your monitor... you've been warned!

25 soldiery tomes??
Talk about bend over >_<
Fml

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Originally Posted by Daragust

Ah... good old relativistic Queues. Whats really impressive though is just as you reach that first boss, the future you is ported further forward in time to start clearing your next run for you... Its a nasty cycle though when you want to stop and all those parallel queues collapse possibly causing a singularity that sucks you into your monitor... you've been warned!

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That only happens if you touch your future or past self.

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Originally Posted by Estellios

That only happens if you touch your future or past self.

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And only if this song is playing while you look into your own eyes.

The bonus is a lie! A LIE!