Parody, because someone had to:
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...17&#post241517
When are they they going to start reviving this game?! 1990?
This is 2011, where are my
-flying cars
-robobees
-post apocalytic wastelands
-tonberry dolls?!
-Stamina baaaaaaaar!!
Now who's going to finish my Tactics Ogre game?!
Damn you,SE!! :shakes fist at the twelve:
LOLPATCH 1.18
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07-22-2011, 06:24 AMKalleraLOLPATCH 1.18
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07-22-2011, 06:25 AMStarlord
Lol I knew someone had to complain about it haha
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07-22-2011, 06:25 AMEekiki
Somebody had to do it. :D
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07-22-2011, 06:27 AMReikaLol you suck :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Kallera
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07-22-2011, 06:40 AMMalakhim
...I would like Tonberry dolls in game...
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07-22-2011, 07:02 AMColino
HURR SO HAVE THE PATCHED FUN IN YET DURRR
Just to recap:
-No Lightsabers (ITS 2011 WAKE UP SE)
-No giant boobies, come on we're tired of those flat chested Miqote chicks give us some real KNOCKERS you know like in them awesome kmmos, they know what's up
-No acrobatic circque du soleil style traveling system
-No gore or guts
This game's destined to fail I'm calling it now -
07-22-2011, 07:07 AMZenaku
get over it we all knew 1.18 patch would become small with all the delay.
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07-22-2011, 07:08 AMzaviermhigo
I can't believe they just totally gimped thm and added all these awesome spells to conj, just because you give them curaga and enhancing magic doesn't mean their range doesn't suck. You can't make a ho into a housewife for real.
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07-22-2011, 07:36 AMZenakuLet's start by this Conj = white mage and THM=BLM THM job was always to debuff and nuke not to heal. Now THM can't tank NM and they not overpower anymore. Now Conj is the real healer.Quote:
Originally Posted by zaviermhigo
And also let's talk about the range in FFXI did players have big range? nope even if it longer then conj range that does not matter. You still can heal and get away from AOE attack without issue. So people bitching about the range of Conj is just dumb now with all the good stuff that conj getting maybe players would stop thinking THM is the healer and now conj going to be the healer matter what people do.
So all this complaining is fing dumb i knew this was going to happen THM is a blm not a healer and am happy they did this they was overpower. Conj may have nuke but at the end it's still a healer matter how you see it i don't understand why people thought they was BLM.
Range mean noting if you know how to play a class that should not be a issue if just people are to noob to run away from attack or just sit there. How many THM i saw sitting right next to mobs even tho they have a longer range and die? come on range mean jack s???.
and the idea that people thought conj could become blm due to them having Nukes? easy fix when you pick up the quest the lore can go.
So you want to practice the arts of healing magic. I only have one warning you will lose the power to hear the elementals and use elemental magic. "Done your now a white mage lol" -
07-22-2011, 07:38 AMBalbanes/hatebeesQuote:
-robobees
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07-22-2011, 07:50 AMVerecund
Where is my primary color palett- NOM NOM NOM ♪
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07-22-2011, 09:08 AMKalleraEven better! I want hatebees! and robots that shoot them from their hands!Quote:
Originally Posted by Balbanes
And what's all this about raise costing MP!? What about my CPR Training I purchased from that shady lalafell in Ul'dah!? -
07-22-2011, 09:09 AMEvangela
OMG I hate this patch for real
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07-22-2011, 09:10 AMBalbanesHaha, are you saying I should give you a refund? Not gonna happen! :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Kallera
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07-22-2011, 09:22 AMGramul
Careful with this thread. Sarcasm does not translate well across written languages.
You could wake up to find your character in a totally rad 90's skater getup. -
07-22-2011, 09:29 AMEekikiThen Zebediah would show you how to turn into a fish or an eagle in order to save your girlfriendQuote:
Originally Posted by Gramul