Unofficial your complains about Patch 1.18 Thread

Where's the male miqo'tes >.>.... Why hasn't this game grown to be FFXI yet.... Turn the sky red S.E plz... "OMG The Combat system sucks!" What complains do you have about this patch... we all wanna know :) *laughs* Not actually serious btw... ^^

My complaint is: There is STILL false advertisement going on in the vendor stands! damnit SE I thot I told you about that ages ago RAGE@!

I want my orange.

Are we there yet? ...... Are we there yet? ... Are we there yet?
Kidding. :x *giggle*

Didn't Yoshi say we are getting an AH in this patch! OMG I am sooo mad! :p

Can't wait for 5 more hours
Oops... I need to download patch for 3 more hours anyway :P

OMG where's the chocobos? What? The next patch!? No, I wanted them now!

Joke post

Still only 2 leves for gatherers

They are going to release only 1 subligar... they promised me and my subligar we're going to have at least 300 new subligar in this patch... /sigh

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Originally Posted by LuxLex

Still only 2 leves for gatherers

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Well, that is more that we had at launch. ^^

OMG no relics, no AH, no Kirin...NO KIRIN?!

I'm so mad that this game hasn't been made into World of Guild TERA XI-2 yet!

It's my right to expect every feature that I've ever heard about second-hand in some other MMO to be crushed together into this game! And why are they taking so long ??? >_>

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Originally Posted by Amineri

I'm so mad that this game hasn't been made into World of Guild TERA XI-2 yet!

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ROFL! I see what you did there!

Heard a "Rumor" That auto-attack is coming in this patch! I'll be so furious if they add this!!! Why they would remove the stamina bar^^ It's the best feature of this game :(

*Giggle*

In b4 thread lock

"I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired."

"Well, you're not."

"I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"

I'm angry it isn't here yet.

Seriously, it's 2 PM eastern and I still have to wait 3 hours...

"Wtf, swim suits & we can't swim yet?"

"WoW, 5min timers on dungeons!?"

"Dungeons are tank & spank boring, too short, and drop rate sux!"

"WTF, why does it cost [X - amount of currency] to enter the dungeons too?!?!" <--speculation

"Nope, this patch has done virtually nothing other than UI tweaks, /ragequit"

"SE is too slow at adding/developing content, i'm going to play [X]MMO, /trollRageQuit"

"WHY CAN'T WE SKIP CUT-SCENES IN THE DUNGEONZ!!!!??!!"

"Will we ever see a dragon?"

"Only 2 dungeons?!, i thought there was going to be a tutorial one?!!"

"SE needs to advertise more, the game doesn't have enough people!"

etc... etc... etc...

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Originally Posted by CoolBlitz

I agree with these complaints

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tQHnoKF8Q

Why did SE make FFXIV instead of FFXI-2?

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Yo, I'm a diehard fan of FFXI but that was painful to watch.

Also, my only REAL complaint is all the stupid limitations with having to have your party leader nearby for EVERYTHING which (as far as I know) isn't being addressed in 1.18. Other than that, patch looks pretty cool.

Oh, I forgot:

"Why did they make the repair system easy mode?"

"Why don't they just get rid of the repair system?"

"Raise is useless because dying and returning doesn't mean anything."

"Why is the dying and returning durability penalty so high!?!"

:D

main jobs - sub jobs ( can i have it )

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Originally Posted by Amineri

I'm so mad that this game hasn't been made into World of Guild TERA XI-2 yet!

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Literally LOLed probably more than I should have.

OMEG I STILL HAB 2 B A LNCAR INSTEAD OF DARGOON, Y SE Y.

My 1st complaint is: It took you too long to do it! Hire more staff please!

It's releasing today or tomorrow? I'm confused

Today.

Oranges

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Originally Posted by Reika

Today.

Oranges

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Oh shoot I thought it was tomorrow.

And I still want my own living quarters!

im mad ahead of time that it will take 3 weeks do download

My complaint is that 1.18 is drawing out the "This is the end of XIV" idiots.

But as far as the patch itself goes, it's going to be awesome :D

alt+tab prz orz I can't watch youtube while i play ffxiv


what iz i gonz do?

:P

totally stoked for the patch nice joke thread. I wonder how many trolly trolls will take this one seriously.

I can see bayohne or rukirri just faceplam when they read this one, and people are serious

Are the new job systems in this patch or another one? If another then that's my complaint.. want the job system!

Why isn't there a dragon of some sort in that abandoned castle on the ledge above Wyrmking Perch?

It doesn't make my computer spit out money

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Originally Posted by MattyWS

Are the new job systems in this patch or another one? If another then that's my complaint.. want the job system!

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and boom I called it and it happened right after i posted ha ha ha ha rofl.

I don't see you as a troll though :P

Job system is apparently slated for before the end of the summer period if you read the interviews :P

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Originally Posted by Brannigan

It doesn't make my computer spit out money

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Seriously, they need to get on that ASAP oriquit!

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Originally Posted by Speeral

and boom I called it and it happened right after i posted ha ha ha ha rofl.

I don't see you as a troll though :P

Job system is apparently slated for before the end of the summer period if you read the interviews :P

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I'm not too into reading up every detail I can, I'm too busy working on my own games. :P

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Originally Posted by Amineri

I'm so mad that this game hasn't been made into World of Guild TERA XI-2 yet!

It's my right to expect every feature that I've ever heard about second-hand in some other MMO to be crushed together into this game! And why are they taking so long ??? >_>

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You sir. Is teh funny. T-Up'd.

I wish to make an amendment to my previous post. There are by far way too few complaints! We need more people complaining GDI! How else are we going to teach a skilled team of RPG-developers how to make a game! I mean come on! They only have like... what 10+ yrs of experience doing this stuff? Quite obviously they need the help of a complaining set of forum trolls!

Kittens.

v1.18 doesnt say anything about my own personal butler, with ass-less chaps!!!! I want my semi-nudy butler!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by chime85

v1.18 doesnt say anything about my own personal butler, with ass-less chaps!!!! I want my semi-nudy butler!!!!!!!!

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I like the way you think. Why haven't I thought of this?

If this gets added to the game I will gladly convert to "YoshiP-ism"

I was assaulted by a clown named "Patches" at the age of 8, and again by the same clown at 25. I find the term "patch" to be offensive and would like it changed.

why does my ass get chafed when sitting on my couch pantless playing this game why se why