Official Fabul Teleporting service!

Hello mates,

I am starting the official FFXIV teleporting service!

My alt name "Little Puppy" will be teleporting anyone whenever I'm online, which is realllly often. You can pm me in game as Shy Freedance or Little Puppy!

It's 30k a teleport doesn't matter where or 20k a teleport if you invite me to your Ls, and designate me as LS teleporter for a LS with mroe than 20 members :)

Now, since I'll burn a lot of anema, I will be making new teleport charactrs probly every day, so if I don't have the teleport, that you need, than you can teleport me, and I'll pay you 50k for the teleport OR i'll give you 3 free teles when you need them :)

I made this character becasue I always had to travel between LL and Uldah on shy, and I am out of anema. i had a spare computer, so why not just make a new account to teleport me, and make some money :)

BTW, I am on like alot, so if you need a teleport, chances are i will be available to do it!

ok, so thanks!

Shy Freedance
Little Puppy

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Originally Posted by alexi14

if I don't have the teleport, that you need, than you can teleport me, and I'll pay you 50k for the teleport

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At first I thought this was going to be a get rich quick scheme, but it's sounding more like a get POOR quick scheme. Expect a lot of suspicious requests for Camp Crooked Fork!

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Originally Posted by Raikki

At first I thought this was going to be a get rich quick scheme, but it's sounding more like a get POOR quick scheme. Expect a lot of suspicious requests for Camp Crooked Fork!

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No mate, even if someone did want that camp, i'd pay 1 person to take me there, get the crystal, and then i wouldn't need it again :)

also, like most of you, i have millions of gill. money isn't really the problem.. anema is, and ive tried shouting for teles.. no luck usually. this is a way so people don't have to shout for teles. they can just pm me regardless of where they are. i figure with 100 anema, i can make 200k a day AND i can use the alc to turn my cheap fish into shards.. since i dont like wasting time doing that on my main hehe

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Originally Posted by alexi14

No mate, even if someone did want that camp, i'd pay 1 person to take me there, get the crystal, and then i wouldn't need it again :)

also, like most of you, i have millions of gill. money isn't really the problem.. anema is, and ive tried shouting for teles.. no luck usually. this is a way so people don't have to shout for teles. they can just pm me regardless of where they are. i figure with 100 anema, i can make 200k a day AND i can use the alc to turn my cheap fish into shards.. since i dont like wasting time doing that on my main hehe

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Yes but you did say you'd be making new characters every day, so I'll be happy to help you get camp crooked fork on all of them. Mwahahaha, your gil is as good as mine!

P.S.: Shard-botting is lame and the mask of an alt won't save your primary account. Not accusing or anything, just a caution.

I'm on fabul..Can you teleport me into the game please? seems I cant login because of some 'suspicious attempt' thing.. how does one go about fixing that with an old email address anyway o_O

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Originally Posted by Raikki

Yes but you did say you'd be making new characters every day, so I'll be happy to help you get camp crooked fork on all of them. Mwahahaha, your gil is as good as mine!

P.S.: Shard-botting is lame and the mask of an alt won't save your primary account. Not accusing or anything, just a caution.

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sure, but i doubt you are so broke you need 50k gil a day from me :P with all those 50s, i'm sure your doing just fine! also, you would need to come to fabul :P

if i did bot, maybe i'd be higher rank lol. also, my alt is Little Puppy. if i wanted to hide behind an alt, i'd post this advertisment on my alt's name rather than the name i'm known for.

i just want the people who need teles to know both my charcter names.. that way, if im not paying attention to one, they can pm the other :)

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Originally Posted by alexi14

also, you would need to come to fabul :P

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But... I'm... already on Fabul :confused:

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Originally Posted by MattyWS

I'm on fabul..Can you teleport me into the game please? seems I cant login because of some 'suspicious attempt' thing.. how does one go about fixing that with an old email address anyway o_O

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If you don't have access to the email address associated with your account, you'll most likely have to call them to resolve the problem. When you get it back, make sure to keep your email up to date this time! Also, the suspicious attempt thing won't happen if you get an authenticator and tie it to your account.

To OP:

I have all teleport locations unlocked and recently returned to the game (max anima) so if you need to hitchhike to any missing spots, let me know and I'll take you there. Can't say I'm terribly hard-pressed for coin, but hey, any gil is better than no gil.

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Originally Posted by Archadius

To OP:

I have all teleport locations unlocked and recently returned to the game (max anima) so if you need to hitchhike to any missing spots, let me know and I'll take you there. Can't say I'm terribly hard-pressed for coin, but hey, any gil is better than no gil.

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thanks mate, i'll pm you in a couple hours :)

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Originally Posted by alexi14

thanks mate, i'll pm you in a couple hours :)

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I'm at work now, but should be on tonight.

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also, like most of you, i have millions of gill

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You forgot the end of that sentence. "Which is why Im on forums offering teleports for a paltry 30k". You get a 1 out of 10 on the make-sense-o-meter.

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Originally Posted by Mattei

You forgot the end of that sentence. "Which is why Im on forums offering teleports for a paltry 30k". You get a 1 out of 10 on the make-sense-o-meter.

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make sure you read it all mate :)

like most of you, i have millions of gill. money isn't really the problem.. anema is, and ive tried shouting for teles.. no luck usually. this is a way so people don't have to shout for teles.


I'm online now if anyone needs a tele!

Hello my name is Talice Raine and I would like to offer my humble review of this teleportation service. Please do not take this the wrong way as I am not trying to offend anyone, nor have I actually experienced the actual teleportation service mentioned in this review.

And therein lies the core of the problem, because you see I have tried to apply for teleportation from this what I had heard was a teleportation service of most excellent quality and repute, but alas to no avail as there has been no response to my futile attempt of offering my gil as a customer to this establishment.

http://i.imgur.com/eXXxE.jpg

As you can clearly see in the photographic evidence above, I have tried to reach Miss Freedance without response. By now as I lay down my story in digital ink I surely must have waited at least 15 minutes but there is still no sight or sound of a reply to my inquiry.

I am most certain and have no doubts that this is a fine establishment with many happy teleported customers in the logs. I must however voice my worries as I have my doubts as to how such an establishment is to thrive and survive in the harsh lands of Eorzea without proper leadership. How is one to trust this organization when the most important piece of the pussel, Shy Freedance, cannot even be reached for a comment?

I wish this service the best of luck and prosperity and may The Twelve be with you on this journey that has started upon your initiative. I look forward to using your teleportation service soon!


Kind Regards,

lol

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Aww, poor Talice! I'm sorry mate :) Perhaps I was asleep or something lol. Pm me again and you may have a free Tele :) Remember though, if you can't get a hold of me on Shy, you should pm Little Puppy. She's my alt that actually does the teleporting :)

I lol'd a little bit on the inside.

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Originally Posted by Scape

I lol'd a little bit on the inside.

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I lol'd a lot on the outside...

Don't make fun of me :( I'm working very hard on my teleporting service :D

nice idea
but I would rather ride a choco later(j/k)

I would like to request a tele to Camp Dragonhead, and then to Limsa Lominsa on Wednesday, July 27th at approximately 9:00 am PST. How much would this cost me? And If I wanted to look around and explore for say 10-15 minutes, would you keep the meter running?

I'll pay to get her teleported back to this server.

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Originally Posted by Rowln

I'll pay to get her teleported back to this server.

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R O F L

I laughed so hard