OMG CURE III WHTM!!! (-V[)D

For level 50 mission why doesn't anyone cure. i can't even skaughter a frog without lag on right cure combos. why does everyone have to be like Hope Estein growin up.

Noticing the frog getting in the way of three mushroom murders and controling about 1500 damage. This is shitty but still think skins and cure III should be used more for 370 and 1200 counters in green.

so bad i cant absorb the 220 plus o . o 300plus spirits within yh blood bath that i doon in damage.

whtm!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't understand
one word of your rant.

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what did i just read?

What was the problem again?

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Lol this thread and the replies are really giving me a good laugh. It makes no sense! It's perfectly on the line where I'm not sure if it was intended coherence or intended gibberish. Not easy to do.

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I think it's two posts mixed into one lol

In all seriousness I can't understand this post

just a guess.

He did AV, got the toad and 3 shrooms in 1st room and ate the jump for 1.5k damage. He didn't get an instant heal because of lag and thus died miserably soon after.

Then he's asking why WHM don't do cureIII and stoneskin in such situations instead of waiting for him to go down in hp and then use a cure/cureII, because he'd love to see an extra 370 eHP shield and 1200 heal in green letters. Because bloodbath can't heal enough even with spirit within (??)


Answer based on that translation : CureIII on a pull means healer's death. If you can't handle that much monsters, don't pull them

Haddock. And White Sauce.

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What... Makes asmuch Sense as the OP?

No DRG for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?

Someone had to say it.

has anyone tried to do else not managed otherwise got it going yet

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Haddock. And White Sauce.

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What... Makes asmuch Sense as the OP?

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It does, and I will take one!
Yum! :9~

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Lol this thread and the replies are really giving me a good laugh. It makes no sense! It's perfectly on the line where I'm not sure if it was intended coherence or intended gibberish. Not easy to do.

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it's a midget Tifabeam! http://content9.flixster.com/questio...266987_std.jpg

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Originally Posted by Kuwagami

just a guess.

He did AV, got the toad and 3 shrooms in 1st room and ate the jump for 1.5k damage. He didn't get an instant heal because of lag and thus died miserably soon after.

Then he's asking why WHM don't do cureIII and stoneskin in such situations instead of waiting for him to go down in hp and then use a cure/cureII, because he'd love to see an extra 370 eHP shield and 1200 heal in green letters. Because bloodbath can't heal enough even with spirit within (??)


Answer based on that translation : CureIII on a pull means healer's death. If you can't handle that much monsters, don't pull them

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o.O Those are some amazing translation skills.

Posting in a troll thread

And then i brought Zombie Hildibrand back to Eorzea... then she said omg your crazy.. and i was like whhhhaaat... then i got hit with a chocobo egg and almost died.. lol i know right strange day ill never forget..

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Originally Posted by Kuwagami

just a guess.

He did AV, got the toad and 3 shrooms in 1st room and ate the jump for 1.5k damage. He didn't get an instant heal because of lag and thus died miserably soon after.

Then he's asking why WHM don't do cureIII and stoneskin in such situations instead of waiting for him to go down in hp and then use a cure/cureII, because he'd love to see an extra 370 eHP shield and 1200 heal in green letters. Because bloodbath can't heal enough even with spirit within (??)


Answer based on that translation : CureIII on a pull means healer's death. If you can't handle that much monsters, don't pull them

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...How did you even...?
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Respect.

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I counter this thread with:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...is-not-my-game

^ I should not have read that or the first post while at work. The tears are flowing and I am getting funny looks, trying to hold back the laughter. Thank you, I needed a good laugh! (The more times I read them, the funnier they are)

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No DRG for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?

Someone had to say it.

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u take 20 dmg no shooting for 30 dmg if drg, so divide 2 u dont shoot, u get 10 but for DRG it no 30, so 20 would be for DRG if u werent a RNG?

WHTM= WHat The Moogle? XD

What I thought when I read the OPs post :P

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In all fairness, it could have been some translator that was cut and pasted here. I've seen some pretty bad butchering....

Still pretty dang funny though.

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In all fairness, it could have been some translator that was cut and pasted here. I've seen some pretty bad butchering....

Still pretty dang funny though.

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I don't think that's it and the reason is because of the typos within the sentences. He tried to type out slaughter (I think) and it came out as skaughter. Most likely some kid with a rant that ditches English class on a daily basis to play ffxiv.

I can understand about Spirit's Within for max DMG at full health, and that Healers are waiting until our HP is so low it's scary. And if you lag/freeze/whatever --> Wipe.

While I agree not to cure at first until tank has aggroed enough, same with DPS, I prefer to be standing at the higher end of my HP than the lower, where Benediction is used and should be in a life-saving situation, and not willingly used for the fun of it.

Well, in sastacha I'm ok with it ;)

But that's just me.