Yo choco SO fat..

when Odin Zantsukens no one else gets hit.

He always has heavy status on.

LOL /chars

I seriously hope a thread of Fat Choco jokes gets super hyped up :P

...that being said your Choco is so fat even Titan is worried about getting 'Jump'd by it.

You chocobo is so fat he pulled titan off the platform.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KuuktJh6c8...00/misfits.gif

Your Chocobo is so fat that the landslide pushed Titan off the arena instead.

Your Chocobo is so fat it tripped and caused the second calamity.

Sadly, its already been ruined by putting 'bo' at the end.

Yo chickenhorse so FAT.. Titan took Tumult lessons from him.

yo choco so fat it fills up a FC list by itself.

Yo choco so fat when you summon it your party is full

Yo choco so fat La Noscea sank a few hours ago.

Yo choco so fat it can affect Titan with "Weight of the Land"

Yo choco so fat that Dalamud was actually pulled down by the gravity he exerted onto it

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Yo choco so fat that Dalamud was actually pulled down by the gravity he exerted onto it

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Darn you I was just getting ready to write that and refreshed 1 more time to see if anyone posted anything. Now I got nothin.

Yo choco so fat that upon using food, he only gets a slightly fed status buff

WoW is that way ----->

Yo Choco so fat it has several smaller chocobos orbiting around it.

Yo choco so fat,SE's considering about using him like very extreme primal.

Yo chocobo so fat that Titan sees it and is like

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/3d/3d24...3fa205a60e.jpg

Yo choco so fat, he got his own culinarian guild.

Yo choco so fat that when he runs onscreen for a ps3 user, no other PCs/NPCs can be rendered.

Yo Choco so fat, the Third Binding Coil of Bahamut is called "Yo Choco."

Yo choco so ... ps3 limitations.

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Yo Choco so fat it has several smaller chocobos orbiting around it.

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Oh my god I lost it from this. Someone who's good at drawing needs. To make this happen please.

And maybe toss a lalafel or 2 in there

Yo Chocobo so fat, the first screenshot we got of it on the blog featured a Lalafell riding it, cause that's what it first ate when food was dangling from a pole.

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And maybe toss a lalafel or 2 in there

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Or even a lala riding smaller Choco trying to run in air to get away from the gravity

Yo Chokobo so fat, I got on top of him and my ears popped.

Yo Choco so fat his screenshot takes up 30 gigs.

This is the single best topic on the forums in a while :cool:



Yo Choco so fat your FC needs a Large plot just to store his food.

Yo Choko so fat, his egg had stretch marks.

Your choco is so fat, you have to feed him bacon instead of gyshal greens in order for him to fight.

Your choco is so fat, it can't be summoned in Leviathan EX because it'll sink the Whorleater.

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Your choco is so fat, you have to feed him bacon instead of gyshal greens in order for him to fight.

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http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2.../Objection.gif

Your Choco is so fat, you have to make the gyshal green super sized.

Yo Choko so fat, you summoned him and blocked your own IP address.

Your Choco so fat, it's a Full Party on its own.

yo' choco is so fat, he hit odin for 90k.

Yo choco so fat, he caused you to 3102.