What Happens During Maintenance?

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Althyk presses pause :p

The primals have a spa day. Titan swelters in the sauna in a towel. Ifrit has a facial (avocado and vitamin e to soften cracked skin, plus cucumber slices on the eyes). Garuda goes and gets her nails did. King Moggle Mog gets a massage (he squeaks like a plushie toy when you squeeze him). Odin gets some plastic surgery (that's why he looks different when he spawns)

The NPCs read the boards and they facepalm

I cant sleep.. thats what happens :S

The three grand company leaders go to vegas. What happens in vegas ...

This, but more final fantasy..y.

Everyone gets a much needed toilet break.

Yes I'm posting this while in the toilet.

Everyone opens a tent and takes a nap.

The GMs are actually Time Mages. The reason that we never see them physically working to expand Eorzea is because they cast Stop on the world.

They're also responsible for numerous mysterious happenings, like your socks going missing overnight and those times when you swear there were more chips in that bag, but it's empty. Their goals are shrouded in mystery.

Ever seen Wreck-it-Ralph or any Toy Story movie? That happens. And it's glorious.

All the mobs and NPC's be like - http://youtu.be/sbXInsvEccU till the maintenance ends

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Originally Posted by Magnesium02

The primals have a spa day. Titan swelters in the sauna in a towel. Ifrit has a facial (avocado and vitamin e to soften cracked skin, plus cucumber slices on the eyes). Garuda goes and gets her nails did. King Moggle Mog gets a massage (he squeaks like a plushie toy when you squeeze him). Odin gets some plastic surgery (that's why he looks different when he spawns)

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This needs to be put in comic form now.